Lightning Rod Gets The Zot

The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

[TXBlair]

Lrod Hubbarn?

I wuv you.

[ApplegateRanch]

Oh, but he's so very subtle. Lrod. Get it? Lightning rod!

Lrod should receive this year's L-Ron Award* for Hack Writing.

*L-Ron Awards are sometimes handed out at World Science Fiction Conventions for worst hack writing published that year. Named in "honor" of L. Ron Hubbard, hack extraordinaire, his sci-fi "career" culminating in publication of his "Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health", the founding "text" of the faux religion, Scientology. Contenders have much to live down to.

[TigersEye]

I think you missed one.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Lrod gets zot:

[Publius6961]

Self-styled poets and clowns.
How do you tell them apart?
If O'Donnell is so incompetent and unprepared, why is so much effort expended attacking her?

I'd rather see an unprepared candidate with principles serving American taxpayers than professional politicians whose delusional goals are power and access to the American taxpayer's wallet. Like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and that totally unprepared bullshit artist, Hussein.

I suspected the phony was trouble, but he has exceeded my expectations; actually, everybody's expectations of incompetence.

[Nateman]

[philman_36]

>Kill troll with sword
The unconscious troll cannot defend himself: he dies.
>Kill troll with fire sword. Throw acid vial for good measure.

[philman_36]

If O'Donnell is so incompetent and unprepared, why is so much effort
expended attacking her?

Conform! Belieeeeeeeve the polls...

[Vendome]

Homo the clown?

Got ZOT?

[Chode]

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

[Radix]

Wow, Bozo the nuked Clown on my very own lap top.

Hey Bozo, what about Butch?

What about the Etruscans?

Oh they’re just as ancient as you are out here.

[MaxMax]

Perfect!

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Yet not a mention of that Carolina democrat candidate that doesn't have two brain cells to rub together and form a thought???

You got the zot you so richly deserved.

[Viking2002]

Pennywise. Another one of Stephen King's bowel movements. Back when he was relevant, creative, and not such a self-advertised lib pain in the ass whose brain turned to moss-like meteor shit.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[50mm]

Ping for your interests.

[Vendome]

That’s poetry man. You should print that... LOL

[Vendome]

Geezus! That is hilarious!!!!

[Vendome]

What really bothers me about this is I was at dinner when this toad posted his effeminate...duh?

I could have had so much fun and now I am sadly late to the the “blanket party”.

Then again, I think he was letting off some steam knowing he was going to get gong’d.

Lrod = Tard x 2

[Viking2002]

Don't sweat it. Once, about two years ago, I had to work late on a computer upgrade job. I was driving along an Alabama country road so pitch it made a black hole look like a butterfly habitat at high noon, trying to steer with one hand, and get in a fresh zotting on my laptop via broadband card with the other. It took about 25 miles of one-eyed navigating for a two-line flaming, and needless to say, I missed the troll roast by about 30 minutes. Some days, you get the bear, other days, the bear gets you. LOL Measure by hits, not misses. Besides, I saved you a half rack of troll ribs, only lightly gnawed on. LOL

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Vendome]

You always crack me up and your Southern humor reminds me of home.

Post on.