Thanks for taking on the clowns and being so amusing whilst doing so
I am so much in agreement!
(Sung to the tune of Soul Man - Blues Brothers)
Postin’ to ya on the News Forum
Crap bloggin’ I got a site full
And when you see it you got nothing
So don’t worry cause I’m blog pimping
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Got what I got the easy way
And I’ll plagiarize more every day
So FReepers don’t you fret
Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Play it Furry!
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Listen
I was brought up to max the blog hit
I learned how to pimp before I could sit
I was educated at a bloggers bookshop
When I start pimpin’ I just can’t stop
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Well click the link and I’ll reel you in
Give you crap and be your furry friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’m a blog pimp
You’re a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I hate vanity threads, first of all. If you dudes want to act like morons, do it somewhere else. Second of all, I have a novel idea for you idiots. If you don’t like excerpted posts don’t click on them. Boy that sure seems easy? You guys really have a mental trouble to keep obsessing like this!
They should only be allowed to do it under two circumstances{
1) They have a conspicuous link on their webpage back to FR and
2) They can actually write
98% of them just evaporated...
The Blog Posse: The latest proof that entirely too many people on this site have entirely too much time on their hands.
Thanks for this thread.
The Scarlet PIMPernel?
With apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge, I give you
Rhyme of the ancient Pimp
It is an ancient Pimp,
And he pimpeth links of three.
`By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?
The Freeper’s doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin;
The guests are met, the feast is set:
Mayst hear the merry din.’
He holds him with his skinny hand,
“There was a post,” quoth he.
`Hold off! unhand me, mod loon!’
Kitties his hand dropped he.
He holds him with his glittering eye -
The Pimp Daddy stood still,
And listens like a three years’ child:
The Pimp hath his will.
The Pimp Daddy sat on a stone:
He cannot choose but hear;
And thus spam on that ancient pimp,
The bright-eyed Pimp.
“The post was jeered, the forum cleared,
Merrily did we drop
Below the kirk, below the hill,
Below the lighthouse top.
The sun came up upon the left,
Out of the blogs came he!
And he shone bright, and on the right
Went down into the blogs.
Spamming and Spamming every day,
Till over the news at noon -”
The Pimp Daddy here beat his breast,
For he heard the loud bassoon.
The mod hath paced into the hall,
Red as a rose is she;
Nodding their heads before her goes
The merry minstrelsy.
The Pimp Daddy he beat his breast,
Yet he cannot choose but hear;
And thus spam on that ancient pimp,
The bright-eyed Pimp.
“And now the spam-blast came, and he
Was tyrannous and strong:
He struck with his o’ertaking wings,
And chased us south along.
With sloping news and dipping prow,
As who pursued with yell and blow
Still treads the shadow of his foe,
And forward bends his head,
The post drove fast, loud roared the blast,
And southward aye we fled.
And now there came both mist and snow,
And it grew wondrous bold:
And spam, news-high, came floating by,
As green as a noob.
And through the drifts the forum posts
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of pimp nor beasts we ken -
The spam was all between.
The spam was here, the spam was there,
The spam was all around:
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound!
At length did cross an Pimp Patrol,
Thorough the fog it came;
As it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God’s name.
It ate the food it ne’er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The spam did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmspimp steered us through!
And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Pimp Patrol did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the Pimp’s hollo!
In mist or cloud, on news or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white moonshine.”
`God save thee, ancient Pimp,
From the fiends that plague thee thus! -
Why look’st thou so?’ -”With my lemon gun
I shot the Pimp Patrol.”
Excellent. Thank you. I’m tired of people who are trying to make money off of FR, rather than sticking to the original purpose: to share and discuss news from a conservative/Christian perspective.
Pimpin' my Blog:
(To the tune of Pimpin' my Blog)
by Markos33
~~~
Ahem (clearing throat)
Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my Blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog
But don't try to catch me at it
Don't call me on my game
If you do I'll get real rude, boy
And call you some nasty names
I be pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog real hard
But don'chew say nuttin' 'bout it though
Or I'll whip out the victim card
Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog all day
This could be some easy money
If humblegunner would jus' go away
Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my blog
Da' whole world know I be pimpin' my blog
I know some day that JimRob is probly gonna ZOT my a$$
But 'till that time come
I'll jus' keep countin' all my cash
Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog
Word to yo' motha'
"A thwead fuww of pimps and fags, what is a cute boy wike me going to do? Fiww me up bwoggews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!"It has been a while since you posted this thread, but it appears the problem is getting more common.
Are we really getting so well known on FR that this is the outcome, or are some trying to manipulate our tropics?
Noticed a flagrant example this morning and it only took a few minutes before Admin pulled it. The correct action.
