The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)

10-15-10 | me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Blogpimp songs

Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me

[TheOldLady]

You Mean Everything to Me

You are the answer to my only prayer
You are a blogpimp from a bog
I was so lonely ‘til you came to FReep
With all the wonders of your blog

I don’t know what I ever read before
You are my pimp, my library
Oh my blogpimp, I read you so
You mean everything to me

If you should ever, ever pimp elsewhere
There would be nothing left to read
The sun above would never shine again
What would I do without your screed

So stick around and always answer posts
And say your blog will always be
Oh my blogpimp, I read you so
You mean everything to me

[Mobile Vulgus]

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

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Ah, good times.

[Mobile Vulgus]

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

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Ah, good times.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

LOLOL!

[Mobile Vulgus]

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

Please visit:

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Ah, good times.

[Allegra]

LOL - I love it!

(Now I have that song stuck in my head...hahahaha)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

You spammed this thread twice and your posts were removed. Now you arrogantly spam FOUR more times when you know such spamming is against FR’s rules? Are you trying to go “nyanyanya!” to the mods or something? You are sooo asking for a zot!

[TheOldLady]

Ha ha! That’s the song I use to drive jingles and radio commercials out of my head. For some reason, it’s the only one that doesn’t stick. :-)

[TheOldLady]

Maybe we shouldn't have pinged someone so... well... vulgar.

Besides, it's all 50mm's fault.

[BunnySlippers]

I got a nasty note from one this week when I posted his link. :)

[RichInOC]

The Blog Posse: The latest proof that entirely too many people on this site have entirely too much time on their hands.

[50mm]

Your "Pimp It" is funny too. I decided it needed graphics:

[OwenKellogg]

Thanks for this thread.

[Mobile Vulgus]

So you can spam MY threads, but you whine to the Admins when I spam YOUR threads???

Hypocrite.

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

Please visit:

http://www.publiusforum.com/

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Ah, good times.

[Cyber Liberty]

Man, that’s cold.

[Allegra]

I got a nasty note from one this week when I posted his link. :)

Oh, yes....that's another thing the pimps do. Send PMs rife with insults. I've received a few. LOL

[Pan_Yan]

The Scarlet PIMPernel?

[Pan_Yan]

[BunnySlippers]

You folks are so creative .. and FUNNY!

[Allegra]

COOL! Thank you. :-D