Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
I doubt it, but maybe somebody should. That would be interesting...
Just damn....that is one climbing kitty!
(To the tune of Ghostbusters)
~~~
PIMPBUSTERS!
When blogpimps invade
your message board
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
They've taken over
and you can't stand no more
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
PIMPBUSTERS!
When you're haunted by
these furry entities
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
You've got some pimping-ghouls
that need to be exorcised
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
Who ya gonna call?!
HUMBLEGUNNER!
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
DADA DADA DADADA....
Who ya gonna call?!
shibumi!
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
~~~
(This can go on forever.)
You are so awesome. :)
Good one! You had me keeled over in laughter... that is so funny! Thanks!
1. This very thread
2. James O'Keefe, the original ACORN pimp buster!
This must be our 15 minutes. ;)
Oh for Heaven’s sake, 50mm. You’ll have to bald a bit more and wear your glasses.
And stop telling people I’ve been after you when it’s vice versa. Sweetie.
And I actually figured out a way to remember deovindicesicsempertyrannis: It’s God, wine, gamble, and everyone remembers sic semper tyrannis. So, deo vin dice, etc.
Can you prove he’s bald?
Hubby does wear a Santa hat on the last work day before Christmas.
Good grief, you forgot Justin Bieber, Elton John, Ian McKellan, Richard Chamberlain, and probably Michael Paré and Patrick Stewart.
I know. Complain, complain, complain.
:)
I have if you have. Have a good weekend, and we'll cause trouble later.
:^)
Not that there’s anything wrong with your hubby’s having a pink balloon for a nose. Really. Charming looking fellow.
lol
It’s a cute gif, and an amazing kitteh.
LOLZ!
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