Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
That creeps me out.
Thanks for taking on the clowns and being so amusing whilst doing so
LOL
Except that they’re more like the Minutemen volunteering to watch the borders
I am so much in agreement!
We could if you like... want to ping MV? :)
Great pics!
There are so many blog pimps on FR these days. I wonder if there are only 3 but each has a dozen screen names.
Yesterday, almost everything on the screen was from a blog pimp!
Great pics!
There are so many blog pimps on FR these days. I wonder if there are only 3 but each has a dozen screen names.
Yesterday, almost everything on the screen was from a blog pimp!
I already did....and a couple of others. {evil cackle}
I hope they like the thread! Heeheehee! mwahaha!
Did you ping wading across too? He/she/it was pimping the other day and I think he/she/it would enjoy this thread too...
"The blogpimps are coming! The blogpimps are coming!"
(Sung to the tune of Soul Man - Blues Brothers)
Postin’ to ya on the News Forum
Crap bloggin’ I got a site full
And when you see it you got nothing
So don’t worry cause I’m blog pimping
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Got what I got the easy way
And I’ll plagiarize more every day
So FReepers don’t you fret
Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Play it Furry!
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Listen
I was brought up to max the blog hit
I learned how to pimp before I could sit
I was educated at a bloggers bookshop
When I start pimpin’ I just can’t stop
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Well click the link and I’ll reel you in
Give you crap and be your furry friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’m a blog pimp
You’re a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Hilarious song!
A pimp plague of biblical proportions.
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