Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Damn you!
Just damn you!
You bested me with your alliterative, acrimonious, aplomb!
No, we are not all gay. Is that your campaign to make FR look like a homo site?
Pretty sad boy.
BTW, are you going to lie and say you have been here eight years now?
Pimps are pernicious posters who plagiarize, pirate and/or promote their personal blogs. They are pesky pretentious polecats who pollute forum pages. ;)
I guess I can't help you, NP so long.
"I guess I can't help you, NP so long"I am not sure what "NP" means, but I think you misunderstood me. I was not asking for your help. I was only complimenting you on your principled stance on this thread. No more, no less. Carry on.
NP means Nolious Contemporaneous
It’s no problem you didn’t know that.
I've heard about it - but I've never seen it.
Wow...
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
Well, I’m glad “it’s OK” that I didn’t know it because I still don’t know it even after you spelled it out! LOL. “Nolious Contemporaneous” is new on me, for sure.
I only regret that I am going away for the weekend and will miss all the fun on this liar’s thread.
Have a nice trip. :) Where are you going, btw?
LOL
Topper.
That’s very good.
I made my dog his own screen name and it got yanked really fast.
I think the Mods can tell if you’re creating other user accounts....although I plainly stated that I’d made it, publicly.
[Unless they’re posting from a bazillion different IP numbers]
LOL
Oh, then we have dozens and dozens and dozens of blog pimps.
They are overwhelming FR!
The Great Pimp Plague.
I think it’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
Pimpin' my Blog:
(To the tune of Pimpin' my Blog)
by Markos33
~~~
Ahem (clearing throat)
Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my Blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog
But don't try to catch me at it
Don't call me on my game
If you do I'll get real rude, boy
And call you some nasty names
I be pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog real hard
But don'chew say nuttin' 'bout it though
Or I'll whip out the victim card
Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog all day
This could be some easy money
If humblegunner would jus' go away
Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my blog
Da' whole world know I be pimpin' my blog
I know some day that JimRob is probly gonna ZOT my a$$
But 'till that time come
I'll jus' keep countin' all my cash
Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog
Word to yo' motha'
You are?
Oh....OK.
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