The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)

10-15-10 | me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Blogpimp songs

Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

So you can spam MY threads, but you whine to the Admins when I spam YOUR threads???

I assume you are refering to the couple of times I played with the keywords last week and added a too many (I have never posted spamming links on your threads). The mod said stop so I did. That is the big difference between you and me. I respect the mods, you don't. You are sticking your finger in the mod's eye with your repeated spamming after they already pulled some of your spam posts.

[50mm]

LOL!

[Mobile Vulgus]

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

Please visit:

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Ah, good times.

[Pan_Yan]

Already Posted.

[thackney]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2595318/posts?page=17#17

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

When I disagree
With posters on FR, I
use my weapon: Spam!

*spam* *spam* *spam* *spam* *spam*
I'm a pimp, that's what I do!
*spam* *spam* *spam* for you!

Mods delete my posts
I don't care, I spam some more!
*spam* *spam* *spam* *spam* *spam*

[humblegunner]

Why would anyone want to click on a gay porn link?

[TheOldLady]

Yours are all really cool, T.

[50mm]

Graphics added:

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Wow...eight spam posts

[Syncro]

I don't see bloggers posting advertizing here on FR.

It's on their websites, most of them have ads, some don't

Malkin’s site is a blog right? She advertizes.

Breitbart’s sties are blogs, right? He advertizes.

Heck, in a lot of circles FR is considered a blog.

It doesn't have advertizing.

It seems there is a group of you here that don't like the bloggers forum her at Free Republic.

Have you ever asked management to discontinue it?

[TheOldLady]

Aw, thanks.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

FR is NOT a blog, it is a forum. And I do not dislike the blogger’s forum, I only dislike blogpimps. Get your facts straight, please.

[Admin Moderator]

Funny, I don't recall Bluto yelling to the moderators in this scene:

So quit mash(potatoes)-ing abuse, no one is getting popped like a zit on this food fight thread that YOU started.

[TheOldLady]

I stole it and saved it to my Photobucket account. The giant “B” is a nice touch too.

[50mm]

Looks like my 7 years in college were wasted.

[Syncro]

Have you ever counted the hijacking posts on threads posted by bloggers?

Many more than 8 many times per thread.

Made a lot of good articles/postings all about individual posters instead of the posted information.

[Mobile Vulgus]

I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

Please visit:

http://www.publiusforum.com/

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Ah, good times.

[thackney]

The complaints are not about the posted info but the lack of posted content.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Have you ever counted the hijacking posts on threads posted by bloggers blogpimps?

There, fixed it. :)