The Five Worst Pizzas In the World

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[allmendream]

Friend said a woman hit the local pizza joint when she had an epileptic fit while driving.

I said “Was it a Little Seizures/Caesars?”

[TexasPatriot1]

Someone forward this information to the PrezIC.
It might be an invaluable piece of knowledge for the first families next vacation.
BTW, has anyone told Moochelle about that big ole butt?
Wait, Wut?

[ravingnutter]

Chuck E. Cheese Pizza should be treated as a Crime Against Humanity.

LOL! I took my grandkids there to play games a couple of weeks ago...after we ate good pizza at Goomba's Pizzeria ; )

[Slings and Arrows]

There are times when it's good to be from Chicago. (Not often, but there are times.)

[ladyvet]

Same thing happened to me in Florance years ago. I went into a small shop and bought a serving to go. I took a couple of bites outside and tossed it.

[buccaneer81]

Mmmmm...gyoza...

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

Obama Pizza?

Whats it topped with? Arugula and bulls**t?

[a fool in paradise]

Imagine if candy was made out of ham.

[a fool in paradise]

While we are on this subject...

SPECIAL INVESTIGATION:
Why West Coast Pizza Tastes Like Crap

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/22/sucky_pizza.html

Reason #2:
HAM AND PINEAPPLE BELONG AT A LUAU AND NOT ON A F**KING PIZZA.

[a fool in paradise]

Other ingredients which
should NOT be on a pizza:

Asparagus
Seahorse Roe
Capers
Pine Nuts
BBQ Sauce
Corn Kernels
Bernaise Sauce
Diced Tofu
Thai Peanut Sauce
American Cheese
Coconut
Currants
Hoisin Sauce
Ginko Leaves
Royal Jelly
Blue-Green Algae

[count-your-change]

Suggestions: Go to Alaska and try The Indigenous Native Peoples Pizza, Chief ingredient, raw whale blubber (seal blubber may be substituted). For a cross cultural flavor, go south a bit and add the fermented fish sauce hand dipped from a wooden barrel bubbly fresh.

Or go low budget in Japan with the raw fish head on a bed of tofu dough pizza. Heating before eating is optional.

I'd add more but this has made me hungry! Ummmmm......

[y6162]

Hawaiian pizza is an anathema.. It is a sin against nature. It is below beastiality. Only commies eat Hawaiian pizza.

Pineapple on a pizza? Yuck.

[TheOldLady]

My most horrifying pizza was from some non-chain joint in California that had chicken pizza, but the chicken(?) bits on it were slimy and sqooshy. Ugh!

For Hubby, it was a barbecue pizza that he had in Texas. He was game and ate the thing, but never again. Barbecue sauce ≠ pizza sauce.

[spectre]

HAM AND PINEAPPLE BELONG AT A LUAU AND NOT ON A F**KING PIZZA.

I'm 100% Italian and was eating pizza before I could talk. That said, pineapple and canadian bacon pizza is delicious. Sorry...:)

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[FreeManWhoCan]

The worst pizza is in Cuba. I was there around 25 years ago and had to stop for gas near a bus stop. I saw this guy walking around with this bag on his shoulder. I asked my cousin what he was selling and he said it was pizza. I ordered a slice and he took one out of his bag. It was a triangular piece folded in half. I took a bite and my mouth was so offended that I spit it out. I looked at the slice and opened it up. It was just dough with a thin film of grease on top. A dog scampered over and smelled what I had spit and kept walking.

[metmom]

#6 must be Little Caesar’s

I was thinking Pizza Hut.

[Cvengr]

Believe it or not, Bacon and Jalapenos on a thin crust crispy pizza are actually a great side pizza at parties, (especially if people imbibed).

[metmom]

The author seems to be a whiney pretentious snot.

Much like James Beard.

It seems to come with the territory with those who fancy themselves connoisseurs of food.

However, some of those creations doesn't qualify as pizza. Throwing stuff on a pizza crust a pizza does not make.

[metmom]

FOTFLOL!!!

[metmom]

Alright...

HOW DO YOU MAKE THE *not equal to* SIGN?!?!?!

I’ve been trying to figure that one out for years.