DUmmie FUnnies 09-11-10 (Maynard G. Krebs DUmmies Hate ...WORK!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 11, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

WORK! Maynard G. Krebs couldn't hear the word without yelling it out in shock. That same attitude is prevalent in DUmmieland. More specifically they want EXACTLY the type of work they want for big bucks. Ironically, some DUmmies are talking about the great jobs they used to have during the EVIL Bush Regime compared to the crummy (or no) jobs currently available under the Bamster as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm wondering if it is really worth it to go back to work..." So let us now watch the DUmmie aversion to WORK in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chronicling their adventures in FUnemployment, is in the [brackets]:

I'm wondering if it is really worth it to go back to work...

[WORK!]

I've been out of work for two years, and while it has been stressful at times, it has also been a time of blissful relaxation.

[FUnemployment!]

Now I've gone back to a full-time job and I'm absolutely miserable.

[WORK!]

This job - dealing with subject matter that I absolutely hate - pays only $11.58 per hour. At my last full - time job, I made over double that.

[Hey, you get free rent and pizza from mommy so you have plenty left over to buy antique lava lamps at yard sales.]

The worst part of it is that have no time for anything else - now that I work full time, I find I'm working ALL the time - keeping my house clean, washing clothes, and cooking meals.

[You had a personal servant before?]

Of course, I'm single - I decided long ago that marriage and having children in this economy would be way too stressful / expensive.

[It's the Obama economy.]

Is it really worth it to work full time?

[WORK!]

Seems like it takes all the joy out of life.

[Enjoy your Recovery Summer.]

How did we get in this state of mind where people feel obligated to find a job and work?

[It's called free enterprise or would you prefer the Bolshevik alternative? And now to the other lazy DUmmies...]

I will not work.

[WORK!]

Not till the issue I have is corrected, I am due from years ago.

[Still waiting for that brain implant?]

I did check out work scene a few years ago, to see if things had changed, they hadn't

[Sorry. Work still involves...WORK!]

So somebody is going to correct my issues.

[Because you are just too lazy to correct your own unemployment issues.]

And some think my post here could be work, but they cover such a wide set of views, they don't point to any single thought, but that thoughts exist.

So when commenting on work, it would be insane when already due, to go and work for something. That makes no sense.

[As little sense as your thoughts, DUmmie RandomThoughts.]

And I don't think correlation is causation, and know I will be given money for beer and travel and much enjoyment to compensate for wrong smear done to me years ago.

[We done him wrong.]

So I also don't worry about correlations, since I know they can be used to try and train and from that are not real.

[You also obviously don't worry about logical thought patterns.]

The debt due to me is real, and will be paid.

[Yes, we all owe you, YOU DUmmie RandomThoughts.]

Also society will get more just, and more compassionate. But things have always been that way.

[May we just call you DUmmie NoThoughts?]

I'm curious if the expiration of your unemployment compelled you to work. And what you would have chosen to do should unemployment be available in perpetuity.

[Sit on his butt in perpetuity. That is what happens in the Scandinavian countries.]

You're cleaning, washing and cooking for one?

[Heavy WORKload there.]

Just a few years ago, it seemed like everyone had at least a little spare time to exercise, to go on vacations, to do gardening, etc. Not to mention having the spare MONEY to do all those things.

[Just a few years ago during the EVIL Bush Regime.]

For just about everyone, it's get up, go to work, do essential chores, go to bed. Day after day...just to keep the lights on and some basic food on the table.

[People PAY for food? At this very moment I have a freezer filled with HUNDREDS of FREE coupon bought chicken/buffalo wings.]

Maybe it's time to demand better wages

[Go on strike and achieve your goal. No WORK!]

Then find someone who will pay your bills.

[Ben Burch is looking for a Sugar Daddy.]

The whole idea of a career, of having to find a job (nowadays, any job), and keep it whether you like it or not, just in order to survive – the way we do now – is a relatively new development in human history. It was not such a struggle and didn’t often force us to do things that were against our nature just to survive.

[Yeah, those feudal serfs from way back when sure had it made.]

[PJ-Comix]

Speaking of WORK! I've been working really hard the past few days getting my FREE chicken/buffalo wings. I wanted to get 16000 by the time the week was over but I am off the pace. Only 2240 wings obtained so far. So I might end up the week with only about 7000 to 8000 instead. The problem is I am working against the clock. I have to keep those wings frozen in coolers so only have a couple of hours to unload them. Yesterday, was an example of this problem. One of my sources flaked out on me so I had to QUICKLY think of an alternative. Well, I need a new tire so I went to a friend's tire place and traded off several score wings for a new tire. Anyway, that is the problem I am dealing with here. It sure makes me appreciate BO sticks. Small and easy to store with no worry about it melting (unless it becomes incredibly hot). Yes, BO sticks are definitely my favorite coupon item. Their flexibility and easy transportability allows me to be really creative in what I do with them. You might say BO sticks appeals to my inner artiste. But frozen wings you have to unload FAST! Fortunately, I can end the day with about 300 of them which will fit in my freezer which is what I did last night. And guess what I ate for supper?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[rdl6989]

First? Some DUmmies do work. I’ve worked with them unfortunately. :D

[Cyber Ninja]

IJATP

[driftless2]

We joke about the DUmmies sitting in their mothers basements in their underwear, but the above DUmmie thread does nothing to dissuade us from those thoughts.

[Poser]

Early top ten!

[bcsco]

It was real work just getting through some of those posts. “Random Thoughts” is giving him/her self a lot of undue credit by that handle.

The one who is due something from the past... I concluded he/she feels due because someone didn’t pay what they felt they were worth, and won’t work again until that mystical figure is given them. Good luck on that!

Clueless idiots, all. Now, back to work...

[bill1952]

How did we get in this state of mind where people feel obligated to find a job and work?

PRICELESS!

How did he get in a state of mind that thinks that other people have to support him while he does nothing?
I could understand this dude if he was living in a tent and trapping his own food, but I somehow suspect that he is not...

[PJ-Comix]

I hope everybody took my advice last week and took their $3 Wisk laundry detergent coupons to the Family Dollar store which was selling them for $4 so they got them for just a buck each. I know I did.

[Vision]

These people are pathetic.

[bcsco]

Nope. Don’t have a Family Dollar Store here...

[Condor51]

Woo-Hoo top10

[Condor51]

ahhh make that 15

[Mercat]

Top 15?

[bcsco]

These people are pathetic.

That implies they're worthy of our pity. Nope. They're not pathetic, just indolent, worthless wimps who demand what isn't due them. I have no ounce of pity for them at all. They're not worth the time, nor the effort.

[PJ-Comix]

Nope. Don’t have a Family Dollar Store here...

Then check CVS. They have the Wisk Ultra blue bottles for $8.49 BOGO. Using coupons on each, you pay only about $1.25 each plus tax. Today is the LAST day of that sale.

[Vision]

Their sense of entitlement should be enough to warrant psychiatric help.

[Chode]

NO PITY FOR THE LAZY!!!

[BamaAndy]

Geeze—the stereotypes are handed to us on a pewter platter. Dummies are indeed a drag on our society—and are simply drags to be around, read or listen.
Who enjoys sitting around with all the whining, all the damn time????

[bcsco]

Their sense of entitlement should be enough to warrant psychiatric help.

They're symptomatic of a broad part of our society today. They're the Democrat welfare state writ large. Instead of leading productive lives where they contribute to society, they instead feed off society, in the belief they're "owed" something just because of their worthless, despicable existence. Yet they'd be the first to abort a fetus, perhaps one that would contribute far more than they could collectively.

And that's just for openers...