DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-10 (Pitt Predicts Democrat Victories---Bank It!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

An oatmeal cookie! An oatmeal cookie to the Freeper artist who can create a great graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...rear.

[wbill]

IB4TP?

[Arrowhead1952]

IB4TP???

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Kaslin]

5?

[GQuagmire]

Top business 5. Back to read

[Budge]

Top 10

[dangus]

IBTOC.

[Mercat]

top ten

[Arrowhead1952]

Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong.

Get the KY jelly ready!

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Somebody is gonna mention 'business hours' in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh wait, I just did.

[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]

DUmmies always have to have everything done in business hours.

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Since when did newspapers print the truth, anyway? Last time I saw a newspaper print a breaking story was in 1972. And then they made a movie out of it.

I see DUmmies even have problems with the print media. WOW!

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P.S. Hispanic voters are the largest growing voter bloc is the country. Don't discount this anti-brown-people hatefest on the Right inspiring massive Democratic turnout within that bloc.

I suggest this DUmmie talk to some of the hard working Hispanics before counting them as a (d) vote.

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Is this why you came back-TO FORCE YOUR OPINION down our throats?

[At least you will get to reply up his...]

Opinions are like @**holes, everybody has one.

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seriously, do you how dumb your post looks?

[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]

DUmb post by another DUmmie.

[Darkwolf377]

I hate to tell this to Pitt—I saw someone puking outside Bukowski’s a few nights ago, maybe I should’ve gone over and told him he’d feel better in 24 business hours—and many people may disagree with me, but I have come to this realization after decades of elections:

You know who wins elections?

The ones who look like they’re going to win.

How many times have I read threads here on FR, or heard Rush or many others I respect, going on about “Something’s happening in these last few days, I can feel it” or “I saw this one obscure poll showing our guy pulling even—this could be it!”

Countless times, that’s how many.

But on reflection, EVERY TIME I’ve stepped back and dispassionately looked at the prevailing direction of multiple polls, listened to my neighbors (not just my friends), seen the signs, it turns out that the one who SEEMED like he/she was going to win...won.

I haven’t seen ANY indication the dems are going to do well this year.

[PJ-Comix]

Yes, a Freeper artist needs to create a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his rear. It WILL be used in November if the Democrats lose the House and/or Senate.

p.s. An in and out animated graphic would be best.

p.p.s. This could make for a great incentive for Freepers to go out an vote...the image of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his rear.

[Notary Sojac]

I’d like to award an unofficial Kewpie Doll to the Dummie who posted the comment about “business hours”.

[bray]

Must be nervous having to rally the troops this far in front of the November to Remember.

Pray for America

[PJ-Comix]

Ben Burch has already broken out the KY jelly in anticipation of the election results.

[PJ-Comix]

The Butt Monkeys are already making a beeline for the butt of a certain Bukowski’s patron in anticipation of the November election results.

[bcsco]

I think that somehow the criminal justice system was manipulated when they found out that the news got out about it and we knew about it beforehand and so they manipulated the system.

Oh, good grief, put a sock in it DUmmie. It's the old story; what's worse, the crime or the cover up by an administration. If news of a coming indictment can get out, news of a cover up surely would. Especially during the Bush years. This is one of the most stupid posts I've read, even coming from DUmmie Land.

[PJ-Comix]

Lest we forget:

Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong.

[rockrr]

“I like an old joke as much as anyone.”

He’s not that old (or that FUnny)...

[Ballygrl]

Top 20?

Oh and this is why DU wanted Pitt back, to rally the demoralized troops at DU.