DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-10 (DUmmies Fantasize Winning Big In November)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So how is that Recovery Summer working out for you, DUmmies? All indications are that the Democrats will LOSE big in November. The prospect of big gains by the EVIL Republicans is so hideous to the DUmmies that they are now fantasizing just the opposite, that the Democrats will be the big winners despite the lousy economy and general disgust with The One. You can see this fantasy for yourself in this DUmmie THREAD, "C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November." If this fantasy sounds familiar, remember the other DUmmie fantasy in which Al Gore was elected president in the Alternate Universe. In any event, at least half the FUn of this November's election will be to watch the DUmmie reaction...assuming that the site does not crash as it did for several days following the November 2002 election when the Democrats did NOT gain any seats in Congress. So let us now watch the DUmmies fantasize winning big in November in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who came close to being covered in Spaghetti Sauce red this week when he picked up 820 bottles via coupons, is in the [brackets]:

C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November

[How about if we apply the chloroform-soaked hankie to your nose now so you can wake up on the other side of the November elections? It will be so much less painful that way.]

Like many people I have been frustrated with things not going MY way like single payer healthcare, Gitmo not closing, the extended war in Af. and a slow move out of Iraq etc.

[Don't forget about the economy going even further into the toilet during Recovery Summer.]

However this government HAS made progress and actually has done a lot (although we don't hear about it on television). Many, many things have been passed by Congress to improve the lives of the American. People forget who created the financial crisis and need to be reminded.

[BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

HOWEVER, as long as Democrats left leaning (professional or non professional) or center people splinter and regurgitate RW Newspeak they have to think of the consequences of a huge Republican majority in both houses this fall. Can you imagine what that will mean to this country? None of our agenda will be progressed AT ALL and will be just tossed in a trash can.

[On the plus side, the ensuing mental meltdown in DUmmieland will provide lots of great DUFU comedy material. Now for the fantasies from your fellow DUmmies...]

I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have. If the Dems want to have majotiry in both houses then perhaps they need to remember who brung 'em and work to pass progressive legislation. Just a thought.

[Getting your excuses lined up already?]

I will donate time and money to candidates who support a progressive agenda. If the Dems lose control of the House or Senate as a result of progressive flight, too bad. Not like they were acting on progressive agendas anyhow. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!

[So does that mean you won't pick up those artificial cheerleader pom-poms?]

You seem to dismiss the time we had majority of the House, supermajority in the Senate, and the WH. Still... nothing got passed. What more would you expect in the f*cking future?? What we couldn't have is not now in the past.. it is the nature of the party, near as I can tell. Hope pissed on us. I'm going to go wash my clothes, and re-consider what I expect for a vote. Not that it matters... just another peon, literally.

[Hope pissed on you because The One needed someone to "peon."]

nope. I will NOT "hold my nose" and vote dem any longer.

[It would take time away from your keyboard.]

Fending off a GOP majority or even large Republican gains is simply something everyone should be very motivated to work together to stop.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

I love to make Sarah Palin obscure to America, and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says.

[DUmmie Thought Police fantasizing about criminalizing contrary views.]

I will still get out and vote Democrat myself because returning to Republican rule would be nightmarish.

[You will be FUn to watch on Nov. 3.]

[PJ-Comix]

Ah, let me ENJOY my Eistein bagels, chock full of Nova lox, both purchased via coupons. And speaking of coupons this was a BIG coupon week for me. In five days, I picked up 820 bottles of spaghetti sauce. By Thursday it was all converted to stuff I really need except for 20 bottles I reserved for my own use. It really isn't difficult to use coupons. In fact, did you know that RIGHT NOW you can pick up a gallon of milk at Publix for just 76 cents using coupons? Just go to the milk section and look for the Blinkie dispenser that gives coupons for $2 off Lactaid. Then use each coupon on a $2.19 quart of that milk, making them just 19 cents each. Buy four and, voila, you have a gallon of milk for just 76 cents. Of course it is sans lactose but that doesn't bother me much. I prefer it with lactose but for that price, I can easily tolerate it.

And now for your coupon homework assignment. How can one purchase FREE (or almost free) Nova lox? Post the scenarios here for grading. And now back to my coupon-bought Einstein bagels. I really love the cheese bagels stuffed with a couple of inches of FREE Nova lox. YUmmie!!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[darkwing104]

Their Shrinks must have upped their medications a notch...

[Darkwolf377]

I love to make Sarah Palin obscure to America, and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says.

Holy cow. Can you imagine what this boob is like in real life?

[KosmicKitty]

Top 5?

[bcsco]

I love to make Sarah Palin obscure to America, and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says.

Any explanation in that thread that clarifies what she's said or done that breaks the law? No, I didn't think so. These are the same dimwits who fly off the handle about Wal-Mart detention camps, yet are happy to suggest the same for those who oppose them. I can't say here what I really think...

Sorry, PJ, you'll have to do your lox thing without me. That's somewhere I wont go...

[Hoodat]

I’m amazed that you were able to find comments that did not contain profanity.

[Condor51]

Top 10!

[Daisyjane69]

When I read stuff like that, I wonder why secession is thought to be such a bad thing by the left.

Do they not realize that there is nothing we’d like more than containing them in “their” state so we can live peacefully in “our” states?

It’s a way to avoid civil war. They call it the 10th Amendment.

[bigbob]

I strongly suspect, “in real life” these people are very different. Probably introverts who just go around with a scowl on their faces until they get in front of their computers where they can become foul-mouthed superheroes to the DUmmie community.

Because they are cowards, I doubt very much that they express these views in real life.

[Darkwolf377]

You’re probably right. Look at the line I quoted—can’t you just imagine the schmuck posting that and then sitting back thinking “They’re going to love me for bashing Palin!” and waiting for other posters to praise him.

[Caipirabob]

Sending our blessings your way. You deserve them after wading neck deep amongst those filthy commies to bring us word of the depravity that infects the empty cavity between their ears.

Cheers and be well!

THANKS for these threads!

[Eye of Unk]

I feel some sympathy for those that have to post positive and supportive comments about Obama, not a whole lot but they are absolutely positively without a doubt delusional.

So my sympathy is evolved from thinking that who hurt these people so much in their lives?

Who brainwashed them so deeply?

Are they doing this under duress?

I cannot understand what they hope to gain by being so anti-American, unless at the very core they were never Americans. To me it appears as though very literate foreigners are the forum leaders at DU and they are singing the Song of the Sirens, all those that listen to them will be doomed.

Obamas goal of destroying America by fracturing it like a skilled diamond cutter aiming precisely at the WRONG place comes to mind, this event of supporting the 9/11 mosque is surely dividing America, the DUmpster divers are giving high 5’s about his decision...go figure.

[rickb308]

They’ed really hate it if I ever come to power. LOL

No Nova lox?
Nova or Nova Scotia salmon, sometimes called Nova lox, is cured with a milder brine and then cold-smoked.
Geez, I hit the sushi & grill joint buffet: Philly roll, grilled beef & chicken kabobs, dozen or so hard boiled quail eggs, an about 2 pounds of smoked salmon. LOL.
They HATE seeing me walk thru the door, because they KNOW they will be loosing money on me & the next two diners. :-)

[R0CK3T]

Thanks!

Reality is not a universe that the “Progressive” mind lives in.

[bcsco]

I’ve never been a big seafood lover. I’ll try the occasional beer-batter perch, but that’s it. No sushi, lox, salmon of any kind for me. Meat & potatoes boy here...

[FrankR]

[Travis T. OJustice]

I had a lox bagel this morning before I went fishing. I have a striper for the grill tonight, and 4 bluefish going into the smoker in about a half hour for later in the week, and for friends.

I missed a trip offshore for tuna this weekend, but a friend called to say they got a good one, and i’m to prepare to receive about 40 pounds worth of fresh bluefin. OH YEAH!

[rickb308]

Just keep rubbing it in! (Shaking fist at you) LOL

[PJ-Comix]

I love seafood. You don’t like lobster? I guess no sushi for you.