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Obama Worried About Losing Cracker, Honkie Vote (satire)
DotPenn.com ^ | 7-23-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 07/23/2010 2:55:46 PM PDT by SvenWaring

The Obama administration is reeling after several race-based debacles. Now the poll numbers are suggesting the mishaps are hurting the President.

Officials are worried that the administration looks racist. This misrepresentation could mean the they'll lose both the Cracker vote and elements of the Honkie voting block.

Obama pollster Reginald Ferrengotti paints a stark picture of what's at stake for the nation's first post-whitey presidency.

"We are a full eight percentage points down among drunk, cracker-assed crackers and five percent down among those rich, pussified urban honkies," Ferrengotti said. "I'd tell you what the rednecks are trending, but none of their poor bastards pay their phone bills. What I gotta go out there and count 'em on their porches? No way."

Ferrengotti said the administration hopes to pull some of the Honkey vote back by labeling them racists if they call the Obama administration racist.

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cracker; honkey; obama; whitevote; whitey
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To: Popman

You are an exception on here. Kudos!


21 posted on 07/23/2010 4:51:39 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: HerrBlucher

I guess I am not a honkey as I would never touch a prostitute, especially a black one!

But I am a Cracker.


22 posted on 07/23/2010 4:57:21 PM PDT by fuzzybutt (Lawyers are the root of all evil.)
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