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Confusingly written, but refreshingly dismissive, considering the source.
1 posted on 07/22/2010 7:09:42 AM PDT by flowerplough
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To: flowerplough

I think they hacked this story from the UK Daily Mail. The woman is an idiot.


2 posted on 07/22/2010 7:11:32 AM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: flowerplough

I love a happy uplifting story to begin my day with. Thanks for sharing

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3 posted on 07/22/2010 7:13:15 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: flowerplough

TTIUWHPN*


4 posted on 07/22/2010 7:14:10 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (* This thread is useless without her phone number!)
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To: flowerplough
she just wants “a man to love me.” Awww.

Cannot get the picture of the open end of a fifty-five gallon barrel out of my mind.

5 posted on 07/22/2010 7:14:30 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: flowerplough
Porcupine!
6 posted on 07/22/2010 7:18:01 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: flowerplough

New title: Whore seeks approval from fictional whore


7 posted on 07/22/2010 7:18:48 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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Not a bad looking girl. I guess everyone’s gotta be good at something.


8 posted on 07/22/2010 7:19:01 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: flowerplough

Someday she’ll meet Mr. Right and call him one in a million.


9 posted on 07/22/2010 7:20:05 AM PDT by kenth
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To: flowerplough

Where were these women when I was coming up? Shoosh.


11 posted on 07/22/2010 7:27:37 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: flowerplough

“Buying a used rental car is like marrying a prostitute (or this lady). When somethings been ridden that hard, for that long, by that many people ... you really don’t wanna put your key in it.” — Jeff Foxworthy

“Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway ...”

SnakeDoc


12 posted on 07/22/2010 7:33:00 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Shut it down" ... 00:00:03 ... 00:00:02 ... 00:00:01 ... 00:00:00.)
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To: flowerplough

Only in England can you be a 30 year old full time student. Guess this is the only way that she felt that she was being productive.


18 posted on 07/22/2010 7:46:04 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Don't blame me, I voted for the hot chick and the old guy!)
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To: flowerplough
“When she said she liked pickups, I thought she meant trucks”.
20 posted on 07/22/2010 7:49:26 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: flowerplough
Not guity due primarily to age.

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23 posted on 07/22/2010 7:58:03 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: flowerplough

I literally laughed aloud when I saw your handle. It amuses me to no end that this particular post was made by someone with the handle “flowerplough”.

Indeed it was ... repeatedly.

Haha.

SnakeDoc


24 posted on 07/22/2010 8:02:29 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Shut it down" ... 00:00:03 ... 00:00:02 ... 00:00:01 ... 00:00:00.)
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To: flowerplough
A "Sex in the City" fan beds 1000 men to gain Samantha's "confidence."

Why will morons never understand that "correlation does not equal causation"?

Even in her pretend world, Samantha didn't get that confidence after sleeping with 1000 men. She was confident, and that helped her to sleep with 1000 men.

Further, in the real world, sleeping with 1000 men will also not give you much in the way of confidence. (It can give you a vast variety of other things, of course.) Every young and even marginally attractive woman can lay 1000 men, if she so desires. Hint: Men ain't playin' hard to get out there. Heck, with some organizational skills and/or a college campus nearby, a randy gal can hit 1000 in a year.

A woman's confidence in her looks can come from 1000 men wanting to bed her. She doesn't actually have to go through with it! (However, in my experience, women's confidence tends to come from either 1) looking good compared to other women... the male opinion barely counts when she's dressing in the morning, it's what other women are doing out there... or 2) being pretty good in some other are of life: music, business, sports, parenting, or even sex.

What a dullard this gal is. However, she's probably a pretty decent lay now (if tossing a hotdog down a hallway is your kinda thing). As the old saying goes, "She didn't accidentally get good in bed"

25 posted on 07/22/2010 8:09:20 AM PDT by Teacher317 (I'm sore)
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26 posted on 07/22/2010 8:11:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: flowerplough

Dead from Aids in 10 years ...


27 posted on 07/22/2010 8:12:16 AM PDT by Scythian
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