One Giant Step... For Islam?

Grand Rants ^ | 07/20/2010 | Gerry Ashley

[BigChiefLtd]

Ahhh… the good old days. Remember way back when NASA focused on things like space and didn’t have to concern itself with the self-esteem of any particular religious group? Back when our Presidents understood that NASA’s charter was about exploring “The Final Frontier” and not radical religious alignment? For example: 41 years ago today...

[BigChiefLtd]

Today is the 41st anniversary of man landing on the moon. The way things are going within the Oh-Blame-Us Administration, if we get back there, the spacecraft will be operated by Islam-o-nauts who will have to wash their feet BEFORE stepping on the moon. Fortunately, in space, no one can hear you chant.

[Pavegunner72]

It’s all fun and games until the coward muzzies fly a rocket ship into some building full of infidels.

[Kenny Bunk]

You are not thinking "Outside the Box."

I am all for sending Muslims to the Moon, even though they would have to, at first, leave their goats behind.

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

NASA WAS a symbol of American greatness and achievement. Two things that the current occupant of the oval office hates. He has used it to show his hatred and scorn for American greatness and achievement.

[BigChiefLtd]

Actually, I was thinking outside the box, but I got stuck on one big problem: How do you get 72 Virgins into the lunar lander?

[BigChiefLtd]

Well you may be right, but it’s perfectly understandable: Obama hates American Greatness because he is unable to contribute one goddam thing to it. But I disagree with you on the second part. Obama doesn’t hate achievement. He hates POSITIVE achievement. He’s been achieving NEGATIVE crap since day one.

I’m not saying Obama is a genital wart on the crotch of society... but where’s the proof that he ISN’T?

[Kenny Bunk]

Chief, my staff and I overlooked that very real problem. May Allah the All-Merciful forgive us.

But young Achmed, one of my infidel-trained engineers who just transferred over from the Bomb-Vest Division has suggested that we substitute the ever-popular melon deal. If the chaps will agree to share, we could free up a lot more space, and send the 72 Virgins on a later mission.

What is the Virgin Policy for jihadis who fail in the primary mission, perhaps through no fault of their own? Do they get 36 Virgins? Ugly, old Virgins? The Farm Animal of their choice? Until we get a clear policy decision, our design work is halted. Respond ASAP, Inshallah.

[alpacadick]

NASA has apparently made great strides in its new mission as evidenced in this picture:

[Kenny Bunk]

Al, The Space Program has embarrassed me for decades!

What is with these Jr. High Science Fair Projects, when we shoulda been building a moon base and colonizing a Mars Moon, ala Robert Heinlein?