[anonsquared]

If you can think of any tweaks to THE PLAN to make it better, by all means feel free.

[ronnyquest]

I like this plan.

[ClearCase_guy]

We won’t do it — we’re too chicken.

[Vigilanteman]

Add cows and you really have something. Some hogs will actually eat cow pies. Chickens will pick through them for partially digested grain. Dried ones make good fuel.

[captain_dave]

All airlines should upholster their seats in pigskin.

[autumnraine]

I don’t know about the plan, but I do one thing I learned from Deadwood and it’s the primo vulgarity used to describe anything and everything. The Democrats are c———kers.

[Joe 6-pack]

[Excellence]

A rooster kept me awake all of last night. If I get the chance, I’m going to kill it.

[LauraJean]

And it recycles.

[anonsquared]

I forgot to mention that I will not be reimbursing anyone for a keyboard if they read this post whilst swilling their morning joe.

Probably should have put that at the beginning of the post though, eh?

[Rashputin]

Bravo, an excellent plan. One small point, you should probably put a little asterisk somewhere to make sure people know you're talking about literal hogs that produce hams, rather than democrats who so many people think are pigs. I realize that a lot of them tend towards cannibalism, but in this case we want to be especially clear that we're not just using some democrats as Soylent Green in order to breed even more democrats.

Should this come to pass, I will personally aid in the feeding of a friends large herd of hogs. Although supplying him with sufficient new resources to actually reduce his feed bill will be challenging, it shouldn't be impossible for the first few years.

Regards

[Mr. K]

Added benefit: It would keep the muzzies away too!

[Ellendra]

There are cities that will allow “pet pigs”, just make sure the butchering is done out of sight of the neighbors.