[SWAMPSNIPER]

Many years ago I worked nights. It wasn't easy to get enough sleep in the daytime and after being wakened a few times by salesmen and missionaries I made a big sign for the front door.

Lo and behold a couple of Jehovah's Witness ladies showed up, AND KNOCKED ON THE SIGN!

I answered the door just like I sleep, NAKED!

IT WORKED, THEY NEVER WOKE ME UP AGAIN!

[JouleZ]

AND KNOCKED ON THE SIGN!

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The sign must have said knock here to see a nekid person. LOL just kidding