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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-09 (DUmmies going rabid over the Blue Dogs!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/03/2009 2:57:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are going rabid, foaming at the mouth, over the Blue Dog Democrats spoiling their precious "public option"! And they lump Pelosi and even Obama in with the Blue Dogs! The DUmmies are all upset because the Pelosi Obamacare bill is not QUITE as full-blown socialist as they would like--even though it would go WAY far to the left.

And the dreaded Blue Dogs? Many of them have turned out to be nothing more than Nancy's neutered puppies. They have rolled over and played dead. Take, for example, erstwhile "Blue Dog" Rep. Earl Pomeroy (D-ND). He has finally come out in favor of the Pelosi bill. Some fierce Blue Dog he is! Rob Port of sayanythingblog.com has documented good ol' Earl's cave-in and has experienced Pomeroy's displeasure, as was chronicled by P.J. Gladnick (who?) over at NewsBusters. So in honor of Earl Pomeroy and the domesticated Blue Dogs, and to start today's festivities, let's all sing this musical tribute:

BLUE DOG EARL
Tune: "Duke of Earl"

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Of all the useless terms
Nothing can top the "Blue Dog" Earl
'Cause there, there is this girl
And Earl is her lap dog, oh, oh

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And, and Nancy told him:
"You'll be my lap dog, my Lap Dog Earl
You'll come when I call you
And a Porkulus we will share"

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Well, even though Nancy's puppies are behaving, the DUmmies are going RABID over the Blue Dogs--AND Pelosi, AND Obama!--as seen in this THREAD, "The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge."

So make sure your rabies and distemper shots are up to date, and let us now watch the DUmmies go after the Blue Dogs, in Rabid Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [brackets]:

The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge . . .

[Obama take charge? That dog won't hunt!]

. . . for Obama to take charge and use his bully pulpit. . . .

[You mean Hal the Teleprompter?]

to make sure Reid and Pelosi get an open-enrollment PO through Congress.

["PO" = "public option," for those of you not familiar with DUmmiespeak.]

The evidence reveals Obama simply does not want to do that. . . . For all practical purposes, he's of the same mind as the Blue Dogs and the "New" Democrats on this issue.

[BO the Blue Dog.]

I'm beginning to believe that O is a blue corporate dog... :(

["Corporate" = "EEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!"]

O's high-flying hopeful rhetoric and his actions are at odds with each other.

[Balloon Boy Barack has been hiding in the attic.]

Anyone that looks at Obama's record . . . could not in their right mind, accuse him of being a corporate blue dog. Thats just another excuse to be lazy when it comes to facing the political realities of the day.

[The "not blue dog" jumped all over the lazy DUmmie.]

The political realities of the day do not excuse him from campaigning as a Populist and governing as...CORPORATIST. WARNING if you lay down with Blue Cross Dogs you get up with Parasitic Capitalist fleas

[Stay outta the free-market flea market!]

People who accuse Obama of governing as a corporatist don't know what the word means.

[Yeah, but it SOUNDS so EEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!! "CORPORATIST!" Say it with a sneer and a snarl in your voice!]

Its obvious that you live in a fantasy world if you think any Dem. Pres. can MAKE the blue dogs do anything they don't want to do. Its unrealistic, period. . . . A lot of critical blathering while ignoring the really, real world.

[And DUmmieland is, above all, the Really Real Reality-Based Community®.]

The Blue Dogs just want to hang on to their seat. . . . I don't care how precarious their damn seats are. . . . Enough of the patty-cakes and kumbayas. . . .

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]

The head of the Democratic Party can let the Blue Cross dogs know they will got no funds from the DSCC or the DCCC or the national party and no support in fund raising or campaigning if they don't support the party's platform. Oh I forgot that is what a LEADER would do. Never mind.

[C'mon, Barack! Be the pack leader! Get Cesar Millan on the phone!]

President Obama has become, IMO, a pensive corporatist and is merely going through the motions to make us peasants BELIEVE that the ruling elites truly give a damn about the average wage-slave American. Hint: They could care less. In fact, they joke about our gullibility during their high powered socials within the beltway. The ruling elite despise us but realize that they must present the well orchestrated Kabuki dance "dramas" with the M$M to keep us duped.

[DUmmie ShortnFiery, you win the Looney Left Cliché Post of the Day Award! Congratulations! "Their high-powered socials"! Great stuff!]

It appears OBAMA IS A blueDOG. . . .

[Bark Obowwow.]

We will have a public option

[I DO believe, I DO believe, I do I do I DO!]

a compromised po at best!!

[The DUmmies are PO'ed about the PO!!]

The pretense that single payer was currently viable is pure imagination and wishing.

[DUmmie TheKentuckian, for this brief moment of mental clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Don't let it become a Blue Dog chew toy!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bluedogearl; bluedogs; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; earlpomeroy; northdakota; obama; obamacare; pelosi; pomeroy
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1 posted on 11/03/2009 2:57:33 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/03/2009 2:59:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Who let the Blue Dogs out?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

in before the ping


3 posted on 11/03/2009 2:59:29 PM PST by txroadkill ( 9/12/2009 another win for the Gipper!)
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To: txroadkill

DAMN


4 posted on 11/03/2009 2:59:47 PM PST by txroadkill ( 9/12/2009 another win for the Gipper!)
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To: txroadkill

Top 10? :)


5 posted on 11/03/2009 3:00:16 PM PST by comet13 (Life is but a walking shadow....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp! Yesssss!


6 posted on 11/03/2009 3:00:39 PM PST by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: beckysueb

In before ten


7 posted on 11/03/2009 3:01:11 PM PST by listenhillary (A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hmm...well, I’ve long suspected Pelosi and Reid are Republican plants, but not for that reason...


8 posted on 11/03/2009 3:01:59 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

IANine


9 posted on 11/03/2009 3:06:19 PM PST by AliVeritas (Breaking the law, breaking the law; Breaking the law, breaking the law. Judas Priest)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Love it.


10 posted on 11/03/2009 3:07:27 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

11


11 posted on 11/03/2009 3:08:01 PM PST by glasseye
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20! Bow lesser posters!


12 posted on 11/03/2009 3:09:37 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge

We could call it the "Enabling Act."

13 posted on 11/03/2009 3:10:35 PM PST by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr House)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bonus points for “the wag, tailoring the doggerel!”

Well done!


14 posted on 11/03/2009 3:13:49 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Charles Henrickson

A BEYOND INCREDIBLE song parody!!! Plus I love that tune. I used to clown around a lot lip syncing and strutting to the tune of the Duke of Earl. I won’t be surprised to see this end up as Pomeroy’s theme song...with a little help from a certain 50,000 watt station.


15 posted on 11/03/2009 3:22:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: beckysueb; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Xenalyte; Purrcival; Ditter; Deetes; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

SUBWAY CAT THREATENED BY FUNDAMENTALISTS!

FUNDAMENTALIST TERRORISTS!

TERROR ON THE STREETS OF BALTIMORE!

SUBWAY CAT TELLS WOES TO THE PRIMITIVES!

TWO TALES OF BLOOD-CURDLING WOE!

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THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

PRIMITIVES DON'T BELIEVE THE SUBWAY CAT!

A DEFICIT OF CREDIBILITY!

A GAP OF CREDULITY!

PRIMITIVES RIDICULE THE SUBWAY CAT!

PRIMITIVES MOCK THE QUEEN OF MENTAL HEALTH!

PRIMITIVES LAUGH AT THE SHE-FELINE!

CRUEL, HEARTLESS, MEAN PRIMITIVES!


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16 posted on 11/03/2009 3:23:49 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35982.0.html


17 posted on 11/03/2009 3:24:14 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20?


18 posted on 11/03/2009 3:31:11 PM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Charles Henrickson
. . . for Obama to take charge and use his bully pulpit

Obama has no pitbull-y pull

19 posted on 11/03/2009 3:32:10 PM PST by mikrofon (Daschlehund)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I don't know how you do it. In descending order of my favorites (complete with blue font in honor of the last real Blue Dog Democrat, Zell Miller):

the wag tailoring the doggerel

Stay outta the free-market flea market!

Bark Obowwow

Those are all terrific, but that first one is simply killer!

20 posted on 11/03/2009 3:33:45 PM PST by lonevoice (If Fox News is the only outlet reporting it, did it really happen?)
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