DUmmie ALERT!
DUmmie ALERT!
SUBWAY CAT THREATENED BY FUNDAMENTALISTS!
FUNDAMENTALIST TERRORISTS!
TERROR ON THE STREETS OF BALTIMORE!
SUBWAY CAT TELLS WOES TO THE PRIMITIVES!
TWO TALES OF BLOOD-CURDLING WOE!
THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!
PRIMITIVES DON'T BELIEVE THE SUBWAY CAT!
A DEFICIT OF CREDIBILITY!
A GAP OF CREDULITY!
PRIMITIVES RIDICULE THE SUBWAY CAT!
PRIMITIVES MOCK THE QUEEN OF MENTAL HEALTH!
PRIMITIVES LAUGH AT THE SHE-FELINE!
CRUEL, HEARTLESS, MEAN PRIMITIVES!
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