Posted on 10/17/2009 5:10:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Hey DUmmies! If you want the honor of having your thread DUFUed, then be really creative in your titles. The main reason why this THREAD was DUFUed was its title, ""Mr President, do know how many people lived on ramen noodles to get you elected?" No matter how many times I read it, I never fail to chuckle. In fact, the rest of the thread is pretty much anticlimactic although the personal woes posted by the author, DUmmie thunder rising, is also quite FUnnie. This thread has even inspired a new DUmmie description on my part: Ramen Noodle DUmmies. Ramen Noodle DUmmies are DUmmies who placed complete faith in their savior, Barack Obama, yet despite great personal sacrifice now have NOTHING to show for it. So let us now watch the Ramen Noodle DUmmies recount their disappointment in The One in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who just checked in the back of a kitchen cabinet and found Lime Shrimp Ramen Noodles, is in the [barackets]:
Mr President, do know how many people lived on ramen noodles to get you elected?
[LOL! One of the FUnnies DUmmie thread titles ever!]
How many gave up savings? How many people gave up entertainment? How many people sensing the collapse of our financial system literally threw you forward like a Hail Mary pass in hopes that you would act in our best interest; you know, the *people* people of the United States?
[I gave up living on raw carrots to eat nothing but Ramen Noodles. Such was the sacrifice I made for our Beloved Barack.]
I'm now unemployed, uninsured, and foreclosed. All of these issues were addressed in your campaign promises. Do you think we as a group of evermore impoverished plain Americans we can preserver as long as the Democratic Asshole Senators can delay? The proof is in: 122 less voters will be available by tomorrow; 4K by the next election.
[Maybe you should have been one of those who lined up in Detroit to get yourself a share of Obama's stash.]
And I know that in the Democratic political strategist minds they are thinking; you're broke, so you really don't count anymore.
[Would it make you feel better to cry into my bowl of Lime Shrimp Ramen Noodles?]
My employment prospects were sent to India and/or simply filled on site with an H1-B. Do you think we could get some relief on that. At least let us know that you're interested in the plight of the plain everyday Americans that sent those small donations?
[Good news! Ramen Noodles are widely available in India as long as they aren't beef flavored.]
Do you think the younger voters that were *so* hyped up about your election are still excited? I was once 18-25 yrs old and I can tell you they are seeing the same old politics of getting served scraps justified with more intellectual arguments. Yes, the crowds love to cheer you--you being a charismatic speaker can work a crowd. However, that glow isn't lasting nearly as long as it used to. There is no "force multiplier". Nobody is going out registering voters or calling their friends. The party is in fact in decline and it's your watch.
[Obama's Ramen Noodle has gone limp.]
The time is at hand ... we need you to work for us now.
[Obama will work to make sure your Ramen Noodles don't have too much MSG.]
(Sry folks, I love that President, but I'm getting frustrated)
[Thus concludes the Ramen Noodle soliloquy. And now on to the rest of the DUmmies...]
he's a millionaire, YOU are not. His friends are from Goldman Sachs. Yours? He has accomplished some good things in his term. But now that he is an insider and no longer a challenger...well things change don't they?
[The big change is that Obama gets arugula as a side with his Ramen Noodles. ]
Can I get in here and take my crap on him, too?
[Did you eat too many Ramen Noodles?]
Since 11/25/08, when I first voiced my "concerns" about the Geithner appointment and got flamed for it here on DU, I have said that we the people were being ignored, and they the bankers were getting all the attention.
[Geithner. The only Episcopalian born in Brooklyn in over 70 years. Hmmmm?]
The U.S. has ONE president.
[The One.]
On a positive note, in New Orleans he said he's just getting started. Keep hope alive!
[Keep Ramen Noodles warmed up!]
I am beginning to think that for the next four years all they are doing is shilling for votes. and going to the wrong side looking for them. the DC beltway crowd is out of touch.
[Do they serve Ramen Noodles inside the Beltway?]
The problem is that he did not recruit us. A nation of followers lost their leader the day after the election.
[ACORN will trade a bowl of Ramen Noodles for your vote.]
I know MY life went flaming into the crapper right after McCain lost.
[And how many Ramen Noodles flew into that crapper?]
Millions are frustrated. You are not alone and the question remains, "WHERE ARE THE JOBS GOING TO COME FROM??"
[A more important question remains, "WHERE ARE THE RAMEN NOODLES GOING TO COME FROM??"]
It's getting to be like I can't even remember what they said about the Sixties...
Bet you weren't saying that when Bush was president - it was all "Not MY President" then. I didn't vote for Obama but he is the President of the United States and therefore my president, if not my choice.
Probably from the library, behind which he has his cardboard box home...
Not as cheap as TGIF dinner snacks when they are sold BOGO (Buy One Get One free) at the store. Then, using my coupons, I get them FREE. I eat free for a couple of weeks after that happens. Mostly Buffalo wings but also quesadillas. The only downside is that when that chow runs out, it feels like a bummer to actually have to PAY for food again. I really need a floor freezer to vastly extend the amount of free eats.
The Maruchan Candidate....
OUTSTANDING!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1038.
Attention in this case is the liberal codeword meaning FREE SH*T.
I have been a conservative for more than 20 years and have finally figured out what drives every one of these people. Mainly that they all have one universal, overriding belief that bonds them all together. This is that the government's purpose is to give them things. THATS ALL! It is not always a direct monetary gift as in the case of say, college professors or union leadership, but help in continuing and expanding their privileged positions.
I came to this epiphany watching the Spector Philly townhall video on Youtube awhile back and reading the Lib's comments there. The liberals on the Youtube video above expressed bewilderment about how government healthcare can possibly be opposed by anyone. Comments like, "You people are acting against your own self interest." As in, the feds want to give you something, how can you not take it? They just can't understand why we are leery about all this. They cannot grasp the concept that nothing is really free. Some of the lefty posters reasoned that the angry people at the meeting were paid by the insurance companies to disrupt the proceedings and were doing this simply to protect their profits. Others named specific rightwing PAC’s who were there in force with paid operatives trained to trip up the speakers and sow havoc, Lol. (I wonder how much they paid and why I was never notified of this gig.) In the liberal mind there can be no other explanation for this outrage. They actually believe this stuff and justify it in their minds.
The desire for government largess is also the reason they can easily overlook the Dem's criminal activity and outright contradictions. This used to drive me crazy when debating liberals and applying logic to no effect. They just don't care. What matters is what is in it for them.
And then he gets elected and the first thing he does is bends over bends over the people people for a litle rape rape. Even Whoopi Whoopi might admit that.
WOW! Does that bring back memories. I bet I haven't had a fried bologna sandwhich in 30 years.
We used to make them at a buddy of mines house and heat up some chili to put between 2 pieces of fried bologna too. You had to eat that one standing over the sink.
As I have said before:
No one is dumber
Than the obumer
Except for the folks
That voted him in.
The One demands skin, not Ramen noodles.
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