White America only thinks Native America is worth 1 miserable penny

As you can see in this image, the United States Government thought so little of the American Indian Native that they took this picture - of a severed Indian head - and put it on the lowest denomination of currency that they had: the penny. This happened in the 1800's. What's worse, after everyone caught on to the latent racism, and realized that it was all based on occidental white male insecurity and the corporations' desire to keep natives subservient, so as to exploit them, they stopped making these so-called "pennies". BUT THEY NEVER DESTROYED THEM. All over this country, old white racists and other republicans are ACTIVELY seeking out these heirlooms of what was to them the highlight of their dominance-based culture. I implore Congress, the President and even the Vice President to ACT NOW and right this wrong. All of these pennies should be destroyed, and the money from the materials melted down should be given back to the Native Americans (with the value adjusted upward for inflation and cost of living, of course). This country did wrong - but we can change it! In the language of Native America, I say, "Gaja na sa maja na", which means, "Yes we can white devil."

I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, about my washtub. I’d just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... ...a walking-bird. We’d always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...Eh, why didn’t you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? I’m thirsty! Ew, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one. Ow, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a Democrat! Hello? I can’t unbuckle my seat belt. Hello? There are too many leaves in your walkway...

Wow! A new chapter added to the LOL (Literary Offenses of Lazamataz)*... and people wonder why absinthe was illegal for so long. ;-)

* Hat tip to Samuel "Bud" Clemens.

The author of this horrible little piece should be placed on a cold slab, handcuffed and chained, and killer bees should be forced into his airways, and the killer bees should have little tiny chainsaws and salt packets and they should be covered with lye, and then the author should be bitten by dobermans with hot sauce of their teeth.

Wow, remind me to never get you mad at me!

Riggins' acting career began at Centralia High when a teacher cast him as the lead role in his junior play.[6] His career as a professional actor started in 1992 when he appeared in "Illegal Motion" in a Maryland (The Olney Theatre) theater.[6] He starred as the beleaguered head football coach accused of inappropriate recruiting practices. US Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor attended his opening night where she presented him with a dozen roses, and letting him know that she always admired his character notwithstanding the "loosen up Sandie, baby" comment he made to her years before at a formal Washington DC dinner party, where "Riggo" fell asleep (really, passed out after having too much to drink) under the table during a presidential speech.

(From Wikipedia)

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