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DUmmie FUnnies 09-06-09 (DUmmies & KOmmies Shed Sweet Tears Over Van Jones)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 6, 2009 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/06/2009 9:33:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, DUmmies! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!

Yes, the sweet tears being shed by the DUmmies and KOmmies over the loss of Van Jones are quite tasty. In case you haven't heard, self-admitted former COMMUNIST Van Jones resigned overnight. And now the entire leftwing blogosphere is in a state of deep mourning over his loss. This is just the first big disappointment in store for them this week since in a few days, their beloved Barack is sure to toss their sacred Public Option under the van. You can see the DUmmie wake in this THREAD, "Breaking News: Van Jones resigns as Obama environmental adviser over controversial statements," and the KOmmie grief in this THREAD, "Van Jones Resigns." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies shed their sweet tasty tears in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Glenn Beck is still working his lucrative job while Van Jones is gone gone GONE, is in the [barackets]:

Breaking News: Van Jones resigns as Obama environmental adviser over controversial statements

[Can a Van fit under the bus?]

Looks like the right-wing thugs won another round. Bastards!

[Round 2 on Wednesday when Obama tosses Public Option under the bus.]

Next targets are likely Cass Sunstein and John Holdren.......That f*ckwad, Glenn Beck's been smearing them with the same slime that he was slinging at Van Jones. This is out-f*cking-rageous!!!!!!!! And none of out elected leaders in the administration, the House, or the Senate lifted a damned finger in protest at this vile character assassination.... :mad: They just laid down for f*ck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mmmmmmmm! Sweet tasty tears of unfathomable sadness! YUmmie!!!]

Obama is being the biggest wuss..he should have told the right wing...we won the election eat shit and die!!!!

[So are you tossing the wuss under the bus?]

chickenshit whitehouse is chickenshit. it's going to be a hilarious four years.

[I need to thank Obama for the great DUFU material for the next few years.]

Anyone ever organized a general strike? Who do we ask how to do it? The French?

[Yes. We know how successful their June 1940 general strike was.]

So Bush can keep lying, filfthy crooks and murderers, but Obama can't keep a man who tells the truth? Gimme a break!

[Van Jones told us the truth about his allegiance to communism?]

This WH throws its hands up in surrender a lot. They definitely don't got the backs of their employees.

[Don't worry. John Kerry has their backs.]

Did anyone really believe that this guy would last past the labor Day weekend?

[He was DUmped in LESS than 24 business hours.]

I cannot believe who I am more angry at the f*cking repubs, or f*cking Barack! I am so f*cking pissed off I can barely see straihgt. Good I can't or I'd throw this damn laptop thru the window!! Goddammit! Barack could have refused the resignation. Instead, he sits and waits to announce it so Van gets to tell Jana over a 3-day weekend - real classy, Barack, real f*cking classy.

[Why would Barack refuse a resignation that he was demanding?]

this administration is as weak as water, i can't listen to them anymore,they are so full of it. this guy was great to bad.

[Need some steel wool to remove your Obama '08 bumper sticker.]

I can't believe that they actually won this. Obama should have rejected his resignation. What really disgusts me, apart from losing a great advocate for REAL change, is that now this has happened Faux must feel like they're calling the shots. This has actually pushed me over the tipping point and I've lost all faith in this administration being strong enough to fight for anything we were looking forward to and excited about after the election.

[So how's that Hope and Change thing working out?]

More likely President Obama asked for his resignation.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

If that's the case I'm even more furious. It's enough to make me want to give up being interested in politics and focus on local issues.

[Yes, focus on your local pizza delivery route leading to your basement.]

The Fairness Doctrine needs to be reinstated and Faux needs to go.

[Yeah, time to ditch the concept of freedom of speech.]

While I agree in private with Van Jones' sentiments, I don't make these opinions generally public.

[Shhhh! Don't let the public know we are communists.]

I'm sure the administration asked him to resign. Especially given Gibbs statement on Friday.

[Too late. Only one Kewpie Doll given out per thread.]

This is just sad. A noble man by his statement. I hate to see them win, but he puts country first, and those scum sucking bottom feeders are only interested in dirty politics and fear mongering. They really are ass holes....each and every one of them.

[Just ONE statement? Surely you jest.]

Obama is FEEDING the frenzy by giving it legitmacy and accepting this resignation. Now he looks weak, now they will not stop and in 2010, they will be back in power.

[WOO! HOO!]

Under the bus he goes.

[He can say hello to Rev. Wright and somebody's granny down there.]

And they will win the debate about healthcare reform..

[Yup!]

The right wing is gloating.

[While tasting the unfathomable sadness of your tears. MMMmmmmmmmmmm....]

I don't believe it. It's not on NYT or WashPost. Nothing on CNN.

[Perhaps because they weren't covering it in the first place.]

That was part of the RWer's complaint ....... That the major news outlets weren't covering the controversy.

[You got that right!]

Beck resorted to McCarthyism in attacking Jones. He called him a "commie"...quaint.

[Jones also called himself a "commie."]

Based upon Barack's reaction lately to any criticism lately, I'm sure we'll all need a stiff drink and a tube of KY after his meeting with Congress on Wed night.

[You just got the attention of Ben Burch with that mention about a tube of KY.]

Obama knows what he's doing. By replacing Van Jones with someone the right wing can't find a way to attack, he'll exhaust them and marginalize them for trying to stop all progress.

[All part of the complex chess moves planned well in advance by Inspector Barack Clouseau.]

Don't look now But the President of the United States just got pwned by a microphone jockey. I thought I would never see someone top Bush the First, but this may just be the weakest President in my lifetime.

[The teleprompter jockey just got pwned by the microphone jockey.]

I can't wait 'til they f*ck us on the public option how awesome is that going to be, eh?

[Do you want a cigarette afterwards?]

Obama is playing chess, you see, this is all part of a huge super duper secret plan he has that will shock and awe us in the end! The curtains will pull back, rainbows will fly out of his ass, and then he'll pull a look not unlike Tim Heidecker and we'll all be instantly reassured and have warm, fuzzy feelings.

[Hmmm... I have this very vague suspicion that you are a...LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! And now on to the KOmmies...]

Van Jones Resigns

[Want a hankie?]

Definitely the most cowardly administration most of my generation (twentysomethings) have seen so far.

[Another one who needs that steel wool bumper sticker removal kit.]

we must not condemn "deer leader"

[Say nothing bad about our "deer caught-in-the-headlights leader."]

Democrats in Washington are falling apart. Can't anyone stop the stupid?

[Joe Biden?]

Why can't somebody freeze Rupert Murdoch's assets?

[Is that you, Michael Moore?]

Obama and everyone in his administration have spines of jello.

[A salute to the Lightworker.]

I think we are all really disappointed. we thought we were getting something fresh, intelligent and new when Obama came in. I have to admit, I also feel defeated with this resignation. I also hope I buck up soon, but either I don't understand Obama's MOA, or something. Maybe he is weak, on a slow learning curve, maybe he will surprise us in all those wonderful ways. I don't know anymore, and the bitterness I am hearing in these comments I can understand.

[Yeah, you're sure going to buck up this week during Obama's public option ditching speech.]

What are they doing? Is this some kind of rope-a-dope tactic that the Obama people are trying out?

[Nope. It's some kind of dope-a-dope tactic.]

Attack Attack Attack and never give up, never never never. NEVER.

[Posted the brave KOmmie from deep within the recesses of his basement hideaway.]

A gutless administration. No one in this White-house has what it takes. I truly feel its downhill from here on.

[A KOmmie downhill racer.]

If he can't stand up to the likes of Glenn Beck, where does that leave us?

[In a deep ditch with the Texas fireants.]

I bet Dean would show spine

[YEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!]

Obama is such a f*cking idiot. We have SEEN this game before. For f*ck's sake.

[And you'll see this game again and again and...]

From this moment forward, no battle with the right is over until the enemy is disgraced, fired, drummed out of polite society and shunned as a leper. Take no prisoners. Do it for Van.

[Are we going to fight for social justice and economic justice, for Paul? Say yes! For Paul, are we going to fight to end domestic violence against women and children? Say yes! For Paul, are we going to fight for better wages for those who mop our floors, clean our bathrooms, care for our elderly, those who have been left on the roadside of life? Say yes!]

The Left are losers to let the crazy Right Wingers push them around like this. Blood is in the water.

[And tasty tears are on the cheeks. MMMmmmmm....]

Obama supporters, HARD CORE Obama supporters are starting to get a twinge of buyers remorse. In my experience, Obama has been able to pull something out at the last minute to "save the day," but THIS just looks like the time-honored Democratic tradition of bending over and TAKING IT!

[Paging Ben Burch!]

Obama tends to throw people under the bus

[Gee, ya think?]

F*CKING DEMOCRAT PUSSIES!! WTF! Really? He called them assholes and has to resign? WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF F*CK THAT SHIT....thats it I'm done with politics.

[We'll see a lot of posts like this after Obama officially tosses Public Option under the bus.]

Wednesday is looking worse and worse. I'm still hoping he'll surprise me, but not optimistic at all.

[I'm getting my popcorn ready for when Public Option is officially tossed under the bus on Wednesday. Obama might talk about a "trigger" or a "co-op" but it means Public Option will be tossed under the bus. Looking for some great DUFUable creativity from the DUmmies and KOmmies when that happens.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dumies; dummiefunnies; dummies; dummiesfunnies; kommies; vanjones
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I successfully crashed a wedding party last night. Hee! Hee!
1 posted on 09/06/2009 9:33:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/06/2009 9:36:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm the No. 1?

Anyone ever organized a general strike? Who do we ask how to do it? The French?

You're right, PJ, these guys are a hoot...

3 posted on 09/06/2009 9:37:51 AM PDT by THX 1138 ("Harry, I have a gift.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I am so glad you posted today. But you cleaned up the biggie: "While I agree in private with Van Jones' sentiments, I don't make these opinions generally public. You can't s**t where you work."

Essentially this guy just stated every reason we hate this guy. They have a hidden agenda -- say one thing, mean another. Their sentiments are "s**t" and they KNOW IT. I about fell out of my chair when I read this guy openly admit it. THIS is why no one trusts Obama. People are suddenly getting wise. His game is over.
4 posted on 09/06/2009 9:38:07 AM PDT by DRey
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To: PJ-Comix

BooHoo Hoo...

Rot in hell Van


5 posted on 09/06/2009 9:39:00 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
Under My Bus Van now a speed bump... W00t!!!
6 posted on 09/06/2009 9:39:41 AM PDT by missycocopuffs
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To: PJ-Comix

Nothing quite like the taste of a liberal’s tears.


7 posted on 09/06/2009 9:39:50 AM PDT by tatown (Obama is Kenyan for "turd")
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To: PJ-Comix

IN


8 posted on 09/06/2009 9:40:08 AM PDT by txroadkill (Anakin Skywalker was the "Chosen One" too and look how that turned out!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Left is having a cow over the Jones resignation.
How sweet it is!!
Thank you Glenn BecK!!!!!


9 posted on 09/06/2009 9:41:05 AM PDT by Riptides
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To: PJ-Comix
Looks like the right-wing thugs won another round. Bastards!

But yer in power libtards! You own us you bitcees! L0L

10 posted on 09/06/2009 9:41:17 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: THX 1138

top 10?


11 posted on 09/06/2009 9:41:55 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: kalee

missed. rats


12 posted on 09/06/2009 9:42:25 AM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: DRey

You’re wrong. I did DUFU that. Check again.


13 posted on 09/06/2009 9:43:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am so f*cking pissed off I can barely see straihgt.

Where's that bottle of champagne . . .


14 posted on 09/06/2009 9:44:05 AM PDT by Cinnamontea
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To: PJ-Comix
While I agree in private with Van Jones’ sentiments, I don't make these opinions generally public.

Posted on the Internet, bizarrely enough.

15 posted on 09/06/2009 9:47:56 AM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: PJ-Comix

ONWARD AND UPWARD, HEY CASS, YOU’RE NEXT!


16 posted on 09/06/2009 9:50:18 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: PJ-Comix

Schadenfreude!!


17 posted on 09/06/2009 9:51:24 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: MAexile

I got that idiot Holdren by the ankle....


18 posted on 09/06/2009 9:54:23 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

Im certainly guilty of using profanity when Im hanging out with my drinking buddies and such. That said, I cant believe the the language at DU. You really have to be a messed up in the head to actually write that kind of stuff.


19 posted on 09/06/2009 9:54:59 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top 19. PJ, they're great today, but this is my pick for the Winnah!

I can't wait 'til they f*ck us on the public option how awesome is that going to be, eh?

[Do you want a cigarette afterwards?]

20 posted on 09/06/2009 9:55:07 AM PDT by Sparko (Obama & Czars: neutering the American Voter, perverting the Constitution, all on our dime.)
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