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"Stand By Your Van"/"Me and Mr. Jones" (Will Obama throw Van under the bus?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 4, 2009 | Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/04/2009 7:23:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Van Jones: Involved in STORM, "Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement," a Marxist-Leninist Communist organization. A white-hating black racist, co-founder of "Color of Change." A 9/11 "Truther." Calls Republicans "@ssholes." Obama's "Green Jobs" czar. We ask the musical question: Will Barry throw him under the bus? Click the music links and sing along!

STAND BY YOUR VAN
Tune: "Stand By Your Man" Original

Sometimes it's hard to be Obama
Backin' all the czars at your command
You'll have commies
PR tsunamis
Wipin' out your castles in the sand

But if you love him you won't dump him
Even though he's messin' up your plan
And if they throw stones
Oh, don't let go Jones
'Cause after all he's still your Van

Stand by your Van
Give him your imprimatur
Don't be a wimp about it
When whites attack your brother

Stand by your Van
And show Glenn Beck you back him
Keep backin' Jones--oh, yes you can!
Stand by your Van!

ME AND MR. JONES
Tune: "Me and Mrs. Jones" Original

Me and Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

We meet every day at the bust of Che
6:30, I know, I know he'll be there
Raising fists, making all kinds of lists
While we read a page of Mao Zedong

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

I gotta be extra careful
That he won't give our secrets away
'Cause he won't postpone revolution
But me, I need till May

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
They want my green commie gone
They all say that it's wrong
Well, it won't be long
I'll let him go now

Well, it's time for me to relieve him
It hurts so much to pull the bus outside
Now I'll throw him under, and he'll resign
But tomorrow we'll tweet, the same plans, the same time

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
I gotta be extra careful
I can't afford to give our secrets away

I wanna meet and talk with Van
With the same plans, the same old Che, the same time
And we're gonna raise fists like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over

We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'm hangin' strong
I gotta let 'em know now
That I kept a green commie on, a green commie on . . .


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: jones; obama; parody; vanjones
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Twin spin! From the wag tailoring the doggerel.
1 posted on 09/04/2009 7:23:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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2 posted on 09/04/2009 7:25:15 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I want Ivan Jones to stay. It is like a giant neon sign pointing to hussein.

If Ivan goes, there are 100s more still there and they will not go away until hussein does.


3 posted on 09/04/2009 7:25:43 AM PDT by rigelkentaurus
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! I love it!


4 posted on 09/04/2009 7:26:05 AM PDT by dixiebelle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
That is not the Van Jones I knew.

Babump, babump...

5 posted on 09/04/2009 7:26:51 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Barak Obama: Proud Graduate of the Robert Mugabe School of Government and Economics)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The original, “Me & Mrs. Jones” was/is a GREAT SONG!


6 posted on 09/04/2009 7:29:04 AM PDT by kellynla (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! Semper Fi!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Of course he won’t throw the dude under the bus - he’s not a white grandmother - don’t forget.....

THEY WON!!!!!!


7 posted on 09/04/2009 7:33:38 AM PDT by matginzac
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Shock and surprise!!!!

Bob Becktel on FoxNews wonders how the vetting process failed to week out Van Jones.


[Am shaking head in disbelief. No one on Team Obama has received proper vetting, including Obama. Not from the media, who claim it is their duty. Not from the FBI.]

Becktel predicts that Jones will be on unemployment by Tuesday.


8 posted on 09/04/2009 7:34:34 AM PDT by TomGuy
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Was the pic with Bono taken in a photo booth? Very cozy....


9 posted on 09/04/2009 7:34:42 AM PDT by matginzac
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According to Bob Beckel, the Van's pulling out...pun intended :).

There seems to be a growing number of Dems who realize the Van has become a major liability to Obambi.
10 posted on 09/04/2009 7:35:28 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
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And yet..The Washington Post has yet to mention Van Jones or his highly questionable activities.


11 posted on 09/04/2009 7:35:51 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Great pic! Barry the Bus Driver. LOL.


12 posted on 09/04/2009 7:36:01 AM PDT by Starboard
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There seems to be a growing number of Dems who realize the Van has become a major liability to Obambi.

Virtually everyone he's picked is a major liability. It's in their blood...

13 posted on 09/04/2009 7:37:37 AM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bono is another POS. U2 are the wealthiest people in ireland yet they pay very little in taxes because of offshore corporations. They want govts to send hundreds of billions to Africa to screw taxpayers in western countries.

I hope he keeps communist Van Jones. Hussein is like a sinking battleship. The incoming naval fire was missing or bouncing off the liberal media teflon sheild but now they are direct hits. Van Jones was just another torpedo into the sinking commie battleship. She is taking on water.

Keep the pressure on over Obama DeathCare. Call, fax, write hand written letters.

Use www.faxzero.com as they allow two free faxes a day. Contact your Representative and Senators. Contact DC and local numbers and offices.


14 posted on 09/04/2009 7:38:12 AM PDT by Frantzie (Lou Dobbs & Glenn Beck- American Heroes! Bill O'Reilly = Liar)
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To: Sudetenland
the Van's pulling out

A moving Van.

15 posted on 09/04/2009 7:38:38 AM PDT by Starboard
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"There seems to be a growing number of Dems who realize the Van has become a major liability to Obambi. "

He's only one of many who show us who Obortion is by those he surrounds himself with, which is the way he told us to judge him.

And what looking at those people shows is that Obortion is NOT an American.

16 posted on 09/04/2009 7:41:50 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American (E)
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To: TomGuy

What vetting process. The Congress doesn’t get to vote on Obama’s Czarr appointment proscess, right? We know the media isn’t going to vet and there isn’t any laws stating that it is mandatory that they do.


17 posted on 09/04/2009 7:41:54 AM PDT by classified
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! More country songs should have the word “imprimatur” in them. Very good - both of them. ;-)


18 posted on 09/04/2009 7:42:05 AM PDT by Frantzie (Lou Dobbs & Glenn Beck- American Heroes! Bill O'Reilly = Liar)
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To: Charles Henrickson

How about that stupid song “Chevy Van”, by Sammy John(s)?, one hit wonder, in the early seventies, that could become “Commie Van”


19 posted on 09/04/2009 7:45:17 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (When reality hits us that it's not "Incompetence" but rather "Intentional", what are we going to do?)
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To: rigelkentaurus

They’re next....


20 posted on 09/04/2009 7:47:09 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Love my country. Hate my government./Van Jones is an asshole. He said so himself.)
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