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DUmmie FUnnies 09-04-09 ("Me and Mr. Jones": Will BO throw Van under the bus?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 4, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/03/2009 10:48:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Will BO throw Van under the bus? "Van," as we all know by now, is Obozo's Green Commie Czar, Van Jones. Commie Czar Jones's Looney Left resume is impressive, even for a member of BO's Politburo. This article, 'Green Jobs' Adviser's Past Could Stir Trouble for White House at Critical Time, reviews his leftist credentials: Involved in STORM, "Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement," a Marxist-Leninist Communist organization. A white-hating black racist, co-founder of "Color of Change." A 9/11 "Truther." Now a "Green Jobs" adviser.

But it's not easy being green. Besides all his commie and truther baggage coming out, Mr. Green-Jobs has been forced to apologize for calling Republicans "@ssholes." And Emperor Zero is being pressured to throw Van under the bus. Will he?

Before we get to DUmmie reaction to this, let's listen to Barry standing in the Valley of Decision, weighing whether to dump his fellow traveler. Click one of the music links and sing along!

ME AND MR. JONES
Tune: "Me and Mrs. Jones" Original

Me and Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

We meet every day at the bust of Che
6:30, I know, I know he'll be there
Raising fists, making all kinds of lists
While we read a page of Mao Zedong

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

I gotta be extra careful
That he won't give our secrets away
'Cause he won't postpone revolution
But me, I need till May

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
They want my green commie gone
They all say that it's wrong
Well, it won't be long
I'll let him go now

Well, it's time for me to relieve him
It hurts so much to pull the bus outside
Now I'll throw him under, and he'll resign
But tomorrow we'll tweet, the same plans, the same time

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
I gotta be extra careful
I can't afford to give our secrets away

I wanna meet and talk with Van
With the same plans, the same old Che, the same time
And we're gonna raise fists like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over

We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'm hangin' strong
I gotta let 'em know now
That I kept a green commie on, a green commie on . . .

Now for DUmmie reaction, as seen in this THREAD, "White House Green Jobs Adviser Apologizes for Calling Republicans '@ssholes'." The DUmmies are upset with Jones--for apologizing! If anything, they think "@ssholes" is too mild!

So let us now watch the DUmmies rush to Jones's defense, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, DUFU Underczar Charles Henrickson, wondering if BO will stand by his Van, is in the [Barackets]:

what you said Mr. Van Jones was the truth - they are @ssholes & worse.

[Speak truth to @ssholes!]

Van Jones deserves our support.

[Tell that to Barry. He's wetting his finger right now and holding it up to the wind.]

He's one of the good guys. He's been working at the street level for years. . . .

[He may be at street level again very soon. I hear the bus pulling up.]

Yes, they ARE @ssholes.

[A sentiment repeated dozens of times in this thread. I won't quote them all, or else I'll wear out the "@" key substituting for "a."]

He represents the very best part of this administration.

[The sad thing is, you may be right!]

He should . . . apologize to @ssholes for associating them with Republicans.

[Feel the love.]

I support him 110% even though he did the politically correct thing and apologized for telling the truth.

[Are you suggesting that Mr. Green-Jobs is not SINCERE in his apology??? You're probably right.]

"Greedy, worthless @ssholes" is about right I'd say.

[You forgot to put a "f***ing" in there.]

He needs to apologize for apologizing. God d*mn it...that's the f*cking problem with Democrats, they're always being a bunch of wimps...go out and tell the GOP to go f*ck itself.

[I was wondering if you guys forgot how to use the "f" word. But you came through there, DUmmie gopiscrap!]

A major political party has been seized by the lunatic fringe.

[True. But not the party you mean.]

Now that Democrats have won an election and are in possession of the car keys... We behave as if we are merely borrowing our parents car. . . .

[Hop on the Van and watch out for the bus!]

Frankly, I'm sick of them and won't put up with their bullsh*t anymore. They've destroyed enough and have made a mess of this world. Anyone who can't see it has their head up their @ss.

[Anyone who can't see it is "pulling a ben."]

C'mon Van--retract the apology; say you meant it and anyone who objects to it can kiss your @ss... PLEASE, Democrats, JUST ONCE (besides Barney Frank. . . .)

[I'm sure Barney would LOVE to kiss Van Jones's @ss.]

So sick of Democrats being cowards. So sick of it!

[You need some government health care! Get in line!]

i've never seen the word @ssholes used in a news story this much before. AWESOME.

[You're speaking this DUmmie's language!]

So since they have a different opinion than you, they are @ssholes. I don't see how much further from open-mindedness you can get. Why not try attacking their message and beliefs instead of them personally?

[LOUSY FREEPER @SSTROLL!]

They are @ssholes because they are not interested in representing the other half of the country that does not agree with them.

[And you are???]

I get so tired of Democrats leaving their balls at the door. . . .

[At the ballroom door.]

I get so tired of people equating male genitalia with courage.

[Calling a fellow DUmmie on a PC no-no!]

Yes he was wrong. They are mutha f*ckin stupid idiots, morans, bastards, slime balls, *sscarrots, goat f*ckers, pedophiles, evil doers, obstructionists, thieves, war mongers, con artists, swindlers, cheats, dirty rats, sociopaths, racists, homophobes, bigots, etc.

[Feel better now?]

We're moving into a new generation. The older generation is not accustomed to language like this, but it's the language that the up and coming people use.

[Up With Up-and-Coming People!]

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[There goes my @ key!]

I like this Mr. Jones!

[Van the Man!]

It is the 9/11 Truther stuff that will force him to resign.

[Oh yeah, that. That and the commie thing.]

Mr. Van Jones. My new hero!

[A foul-mouthed commie wacko! Perfect!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; jones; obama; vanjones
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Stand by your Van, Barry!
1 posted on 09/03/2009 10:48:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/03/2009 10:50:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Stand by your Van . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He's one of the good guys. He's been working at the street level for years. . . .

Iceberg Slim, author of Pimp, worked at the street level for years too.

3 posted on 09/03/2009 10:52:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: a fool in paradise

Top 5!

Where the hell have DUmmie FUnnies been lately???


4 posted on 09/03/2009 10:57:36 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sometimes its hard to be a commie....


5 posted on 09/03/2009 10:57:49 PM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: HerrBlucher

So many Reds but we are not supposed to question Obama’s politics based on the company he keeps.


6 posted on 09/03/2009 11:00:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LMAO, nonpartisan RAT winners are still loosers.

Partisan only works when the other capitulates, then they get kicked out of bed.

7 posted on 09/03/2009 11:04:20 PM PDT by MaxMax (Don't stop them when they're imploding, just step out of their way)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There is no difference between Jones and obozo. They’re both racists.

Pray for the Tea Party Express


8 posted on 09/03/2009 11:05:35 PM PDT by bray (He's a Divider not a Uniter)
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To: HerrBlucher
And it's not easy being green........


9 posted on 09/03/2009 11:08:48 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (We have a Watermelon Government - Environmental Green on the outside, Commie red on the inside.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


10 posted on 09/03/2009 11:15:06 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama will throw the bus under the bus


11 posted on 09/03/2009 11:18:18 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson

PING Love the DUmmie FUnnies Hey van watch out for barry’s big red bus!!!


12 posted on 09/03/2009 11:22:37 PM PDT by 3IDVET (REMEMBER TF-RANGER THE MOG 3/4 OCT 93 FIRST BATTLE IN THE WOT, HEROES ALL)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Gee.... So much to LOVE!


13 posted on 09/03/2009 11:35:42 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

PJ posted a couple days ago that his computer was dying, so he may be having technical problems that are interfering with his work :(


14 posted on 09/04/2009 12:00:14 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yes he was wrong. They are mutha f*ckin stupid idiots, morans, bastards, slime balls, *sscarrots, goat f*ckers, pedophiles, evil doers, obstructionists, thieves, war mongers, con artists, swindlers, cheats, dirty rats, sociopaths, racists, homophobes, bigots, etc

DUmmie seems a tad pissy today.

15 posted on 09/04/2009 12:46:40 AM PDT by xtinct (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now that Democrats have won an election and are in possession of the car keys... We behave as if we are merely borrowing our parents car. . . .

Damnit, we want a dictator and we want it now.
16 posted on 09/04/2009 4:05:47 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: cripplecreek

That about describes them


17 posted on 09/04/2009 4:51:12 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for 0bama: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Woo-hoo, TOP ... uh .. nothing :-(


18 posted on 09/04/2009 4:59:02 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Let the purging of those who think different commence!


19 posted on 09/04/2009 4:59:18 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These guys have the moral substance of silly putty.


20 posted on 09/04/2009 5:02:58 AM PDT by politicalmerc (If Birthers are so silly, then why not show the BC and put them to shame?)
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