Clunker-Gate. Now We Know Why No Dems Would Sign On To ObamaCare

Vocal Minority ^ | 7/31/09 | EricTheRed_VocalMinority

[EricTheRed_VocalMinority]

Here’s a list of H.R. 615’s co-sponsors. Are your Congressional representatives on the list? If not, call or email them and ask “Why isn’t the public health plan good enough for you, if you’re voting to make it good enough for me?”

Hmmmm, maybe ‘cuz they know, like us sentient Americans, exactly how such a program would run: Like a clunker.

Welcome to the future, suckers!

[fantom]

I’m betting almost ALL dems will sign on.

[paulycy]

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[Secret Agent Man]

Health Officer Buford: “You’re not looking too good Mrs Cobbleshank. I think it’s time we went out into the pasture for a walk...”

“... BOOOOOOOM ....”

[PIF]

Nay you're all wet it never happens that way/

It works like this:
“You’re not looking too good Mrs Cobbleshank, we've got the medicine you need it will help you live a longer life with much less pain.”

“Ooo, that sound wonderful!”

Buford slowly walks Mrs C down the hall and to the elevator.

“Why are we going down? I thought the doctors office was one floor up.”

“Don't be concerned Mrs C. We just opened a new dispensary downstairs.”

Door opens and after a short walk down a dank corridor toward a steel door with a sign above it reading Dispensary.

Buford helps Mrs C through the door, saying, “Its just a bit further. Go ahead. I have to close this door properly - it sticks sometimes.”

Mrs C anticipating her new medicine turns and walks ahead.

Buford raises his Luger and aims for a spot just behind her right ear.

Boom.

[Reddy]

Nah... the government will start to get concerned about wasting bullets, just like the Nazis did. They’ll think of a cheaper way to get rid of the clunkers.... old people need showers, don’t they??

[PIF]

Nah, bullets were the Soviet preference. Nazi liked showers, but our guys hate Nazis so they must be Soviets. Therefore, bullets not showers. QED.

[UpToHere]

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