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To: paulycy

Health Officer Buford: “You’re not looking too good Mrs Cobbleshank. I think it’s time we went out into the pasture for a walk...”

“... BOOOOOOOM ....”


4 posted on 07/31/2009 3:58:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
Nay you're all wet it never happens that way/

It works like this:
“You’re not looking too good Mrs Cobbleshank, we've got the medicine you need it will help you live a longer life with much less pain.”

“Ooo, that sound wonderful!”

Buford slowly walks Mrs C down the hall and to the elevator.

“Why are we going down? I thought the doctors office was one floor up.”

“Don't be concerned Mrs C. We just opened a new dispensary downstairs.”

Door opens and after a short walk down a dank corridor toward a steel door with a sign above it reading Dispensary.

Buford helps Mrs C through the door, saying, “Its just a bit further. Go ahead. I have to close this door properly - it sticks sometimes.”

Mrs C anticipating her new medicine turns and walks ahead.

Buford raises his Luger and aims for a spot just behind her right ear.

Boom.

5 posted on 07/31/2009 4:17:34 PM PDT by PIF
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