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To: Dinah Lord

What’s LGF?


2 posted on 05/28/2009 8:08:47 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: brytlea

Le Grande Fromage...?


4 posted on 05/28/2009 8:09:17 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: brytlea

I think it’s the Lesbian/Gay Federation.
Either that or some RINO blog that says Rush Limbaugh should shut up...


6 posted on 05/28/2009 8:11:28 PM PDT by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: brytlea
What’s LGF?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

7 posted on 05/28/2009 8:11:48 PM PDT by Dinah Lord (fighting the Islamofascist Jihad - one keystroke at a time...)
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To: brytlea

Little Green Footballs? If so I used to like the site but I heard the guy that runs it went a little loopy.


14 posted on 05/28/2009 8:13:06 PM PDT by Frantzie
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To: brytlea

littlegreenfootballs.com


15 posted on 05/28/2009 8:13:40 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: brytlea
"What’s LGF?"

Can I guess what the "F" stands for?
lol

26 posted on 05/28/2009 8:17:53 PM PDT by Redbob (W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
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To: brytlea; freebilly; Salamander

Next thing you know, the Alien Blancmange will win Wimbledon.


36 posted on 05/28/2009 8:24:15 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: brytlea
“What’s LGF?”

- LGF stand for Luigi Giovanni (semi-)Freddo, a certain Italian known in most parts of Europe for having failed on his mission trying to spread Italian goodwill all over the continent.

Everyone loves Italy and the Italians, but many hotels and restaurants as well as locals across the continent are d*mn tired of this particular Italian. No offense everyone out there of Italian ancestry!

There is a song about the guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYxF5bzcGyQ

The lyrics:

“Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She sais: `go to the toilet`,
I say: `you nounderstand`,
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: `you better not p*ss on your plate you son of a bitch`,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I don`t need this sh*t!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna f*ck,
i tell: `you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table`,
she says: `you better not f*ck on the table you son of a bitch`,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: `you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed`,
he says: `you better not sh*t on my bed you son of a bitch`,

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says `peace on you`,
I say `p*ss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, arrivederci!”

38 posted on 05/28/2009 8:25:54 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: brytlea

Sorry brytlea, thought you were kidding.

Little Green Footballs.


43 posted on 05/28/2009 8:30:41 PM PDT by Dinah Lord (fighting the Islamofascist Jihad - one keystroke at a time...)
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