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Doctors Remove Lightbulb From Mohammad's Anus
Hyscience ^ | 2/22/09 | unknown

Posted on 02/22/2009 8:44:32 AM PST by FromLori

thought I'd heard everything. Then I saw this (I admit to a minor edit of the title in the article - the devil made me do it)!:

(Excerpt) Read more at hyscience.com ...


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To: FromLori

A muslim making booze. He was told to cut it out.


21 posted on 02/22/2009 8:56:05 AM PST by BobS
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To: FromLori

>>>omg I was laughing so hard when I saw that I just had to share it to lighten the mood!

This will make you laugh even more:

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/files/wav/armageddon.wav


22 posted on 02/22/2009 8:56:28 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (ESPN MNF: 3 Putzes talking about football on TV while I'm trying to watch a game.)
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To: Jaxter

dang you beat me to it...


23 posted on 02/22/2009 8:56:38 AM PST by mcar
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To: FromLori

Look at the X-ray, the darn thing was inserted bulb-end first!


24 posted on 02/22/2009 8:57:04 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: FromLori

It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc, ONE-IN-A-MILLION!


25 posted on 02/22/2009 8:57:41 AM PST by poindexter
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To: Farmer Dean
Dr. Cox, a retired proctologist from Wichita Falls, Texas, wrote a book called Bottom's Up ,which chronicled the many instances he had while practicing his craft. A flashlight incident was included in his memoirs also..
26 posted on 02/22/2009 8:58:40 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Keith in Iowa

OBG


27 posted on 02/22/2009 9:01:11 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: FromLori

Reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Scrubs.


28 posted on 02/22/2009 9:01:24 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: bitterohiogunclinger

Well, of course not, how irresponsible do you think mohammed is? I mean a broken energy saving bulb would cause a hazmat issue.


29 posted on 02/22/2009 9:02:58 AM PST by Let's Roll (Stop paying ACORN to destroy America! Cut off their government funding!)
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To: Keith in Iowa

My little girl walked in whilst I was playing that asking what was so funny....had to shut it off.


30 posted on 02/22/2009 9:05:53 AM PST by rottndog (If the left understood and obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would obey the 10th Amendment!)
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To: FromLori

31 posted on 02/22/2009 9:06:50 AM PST by DogBarkTree (Sometimes you have to let it go in order to get a Grip.)
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To: COBOL2Java

The world weary look on the doc/technician’s face is priceless.


32 posted on 02/22/2009 9:06:59 AM PST by Let's Roll (Stop paying ACORN to destroy America! Cut off their government funding!)
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To: FromLori

Bwarney probally uses a spotlight..


33 posted on 02/22/2009 9:07:55 AM PST by ustanker (Please retire Harry Byrd!)
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To: Keith in Iowa

OMG! I was crying I was laughing so hard!


34 posted on 02/22/2009 9:09:40 AM PST by tsmith130
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To: FromLori
First comment on the page:

"Did you find the Christmas Tree?"

35 posted on 02/22/2009 9:09:50 AM PST by thecodont
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To: FromLori

Good thing they don’t use fluorescent tubes in that prison.


36 posted on 02/22/2009 9:10:25 AM PST by Right_Handed_Writer (Socialism is the rest stop on the way from Capitalism to Communism)
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To: vetvetdoug

Dr Cox
Proctologist

Makes a person go Hmmmmmmm;)


37 posted on 02/22/2009 9:13:38 AM PST by sunny48
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To: Let's Roll

He must see a lot of this sort of thing....


38 posted on 02/22/2009 9:21:40 AM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: kabar

“The light at the end of the tunnel?”

LOL!!

More like the “light at the end of the alimentary canal.”


39 posted on 02/22/2009 9:21:49 AM PST by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: FromLori
Maybe Mohammad just wanted to see the light! Photobucket
40 posted on 02/22/2009 9:23:34 AM PST by mellow velo
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