Posted on 12/02/2008 8:43:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
Can't you imagine the chaos it would create? *chuckle*
Better get it done before your precious nationalized health care system gets started - five weeks will magically become five years (”Well, it IS non-cancerous, Mr Gray - what's the rush?”).
What a whining puss. While they’re driving in their Toyotas to the food shelf, I’m riding on a Schwinn Road Bike that I got at a thrift store for 35 dollars, on ice. I go to the food shelf with that bike. I even rode 20 miles to a suburb near the outskirts of my metro area to see my girlfriend on my bike, so don’t tell me that their times are that hard. If their times were that hard, they’d make good sacrifices. They’d be posting from a library, if not reverting to dialup. They’d be eating nothing but rice, beans, tortillas, stir fry, frozen vegetables and orange juice concentrate from Aldis. They’re not that poor. If you’re poor, you’d know how to stretch a buck, not depend on an unreliable Uncle Sam.
One thing I’ve noticed about poor conservatives vs poor liberals is that conservatives that have hard times will always land on their feet one way or another because they know how to conserve, they value practical creativity, they know the value of things and they’re never afraid to make some capital. Case in point, I have an ex fiancee that has always depended on the government to take care of her.
She’s always in need of money and she has no fiscal skills whatsoever. She has a horrible time spending money and even making money. She constantly thought I was cheap, and turned her nose up on white rice. She thought she was too good for white rice. She wanted the unhealthy fried stuff (BTW, Democrats tend to be fatter than Republicans).
One time, I was sort of broke and I needed some cash. I saw in this local gas station that had some candy bars selling for 25 cents a pop. So I bought 12. I judged the market for a candy bar by looking at various vending machines. I figured I could get a few people to buy a candy bar for a dollar. I sold 3 and got my money back. I was going to sell some more but my ex fiancee thought I was trying to rip people off. I had to explain capitalism to her, and she looked clueless. She then told her mom that I was trying to rip people off and her mom told me that I couldn’t sell my candy bars anymore and be with her daughter.
Much like many liberals, she had selective and selfish morals and she cheated. And part of those selective morals is how she thought it would be a good idea to lie to the cops about me beating her and get me involved in the arms of VAWA (My probation meeting is tomorrow).
Gladly, the wench is out of my life and I’m now dating a fellow conservative and I’ve forgotten about my ex fiancee. I’ve never felt more alive than when I’m with my new girlfriend. She could be the one. Meanwhile, my ex fiancee and the ex I dated before the ex fiancee (both Demon-rats) are still trying to call me in times of need because even with my life filled with drama, I’m probably “get it” more than they do.
That sounds like a PJ story. You're not related to PJ, are you?
“Work??
I do not think that means what you think it means!”
LOL! :-)
Is that a bad thing or a good thing?
I would like to be there when Zero shows up to get the sewage out of that one pantload’s walls.
A couple of things wrong with that pipe dream. For one,if Canada's and the UK's socialized medicine are any indication of how well ObamaCare will work, hubby will have to wait in line for up to a year for socialized medicine to excise his tumor.
Canadians can come to the US and pay for the operation they need in order to keep from dying while they wait in line for their turn to be treated by socialized health care, but where are Americans going to go for quick service when ObamaCare is producing the same results as Canada's and the UK's versions?
Obam-bam will spread the sewage around.
And FYI, if you’re wondering why I even have a computer and the internet right now, it’s because I’ve figured out that the internet saves me a lot more money than I spend on it(20 dollars a month) based on how I can find jobs easier on the internet, use the local transit to get to places easier and to win items off of ebay or craigslist that would usually cost me more money. That’s another thing that keeps poor liberals poor. They never know how to judge the value of an object like conservatives do.
I think it's a good thing when there's a PJ-ish creative-moneymaking story around.
There is, it's called the American Taxpayer. And in that parallel universe all your money is belong to us po folks.
Better get it done before your precious nationalized health care system gets started - five weeks will magically become five years (”Well, it IS non-cancerous, Mr Gray - what’s the rush?”).
or this one (after waiting 5 years) - “We’re sorry Mr. Gray, but you’re too old at this time. There’s nothing we can do for you as our limited resources are aimed at younger, more productive members of society.”
WHIIIIIIIIIIINE...
I wanted to ask though, does Mr. Comix really have proved methods for saving on grocery bills?
I just came from DUFU. My second favorite, to FR.
omg, very funny
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