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Obama Video Satire
Politickles.com ^ | October 20, 2008 | F.R. Duplantier

Posted on 10/20/2008 10:44:28 AM PDT by Bayou Bob

Thank you for asking that question, Gwen. Abortion is an issue I care deeply about. First, let me thank Kindercare for providing this forum tonight, and the Hefty Trash Bag Company for their sponsorship of this debate. I'd also like to greet my opponent and thank him for the excellent talking points he distributed this afternoon, which I intend to paraphrase tonight. As for abortion, I am completely, adamantly, unequivocally, and irrevocably opposed to abortion -- except to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. Make no mistake about this: I'm opposed to ALL abortions -- except those that involve unwanted children.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; obama; socialism
Look out, Obama! There's a new face in the race for president, John Smith of the Politickles Party. His slogan: "Change I can deceive with."
1 posted on 10/20/2008 10:44:28 AM PDT by Bayou Bob
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To: Bayou Bob
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2 posted on 10/20/2008 11:07:09 AM PDT by drangundsturm
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To: drangundsturm

In today’s video, John Smith of the Politickles Party outlines his thoughtful stance on peace.

http://www.youtube.com/politickles

Please distribute widely. Let’s go viral!


3 posted on 10/21/2008 10:18:53 AM PDT by Bayou Bob
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http://www.youtube.com/politickles

In today’s video, John Smith shares his thoughts on voter turnout:

“Now, about my standing in the polls. Some polls say I’m way ahead. Some say I have a narrow lead. And some, at times, have said I was trailing. Well, let me just say this about polls: Polls do not decide an election; voter turnout does.

“Don’t get me wrong. I have tremendous respect for polling companies, and the 310 Americans across this country who still don’t have caller ID and are willing to participate in telephone surveys. But the polls do not reflect the tremendous support that I enjoy among corpses and household pets — and, with the help of fine grassroots community organizations like ACORN, I intend to make sure that the voices of these inanimate and subhuman voters are heard on election day.”

http://www.youtube.com/politickles


4 posted on 10/22/2008 6:27:53 AM PDT by Bayou Bob
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http://www.youtube.com/politickles

In today’s video, John Smith shares his thoughts on the economy:

Why are so many people defaulting on their home loans? Because they don’t have enough money to make their payments. . . .

http://www.youtube.com/politickles

Please distribute widely. Let’s go viral!


5 posted on 10/23/2008 9:02:20 AM PDT by Bayou Bob
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