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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
A downturn in the Playboy empire has caused Hugh Hefner to lay off a bunch of his Bunnies

Are they fired or does that just means hands off? =snicker=
81 posted on 10/03/2008 9:47:07 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: PJ-Comix

82 posted on 10/03/2008 9:47:33 AM PDT by flutters (God Bless The USA)
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To: PJ-Comix
Liberals claim to be "nuanced" but this confirms a fundamental thesis of modern liberalism: Republicans are either idiots, evil, or evil idiots. These are the only three choices available. No nuance allowed.

So for them Palin started as an idiot and since she has proven she isn't one, she is now evil.

This goes back at least to Nixon. Examples of liberal "analysis" of various republicans:


83 posted on 10/03/2008 9:59:15 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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To: PJ-Comix
And thus, she is very very dangerous.

"That's right Ice, I am dangerous!"

/Maverick

84 posted on 10/03/2008 10:00:02 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: meowmeow
We're not just battling flesh here...

I think you could be right, seriously.

I mentioned in another thread that whenever I see and hear the Anointed One speaking I get an eerie feeling that something evil or some evil spiritual entity is present in or around him. I was surprised when I got FRmail from other Freepers who feel that same evil presence but apparently don't want to be thought of as kookburgers for saying it on the forum.

I know that most evangelical Christians believe that Antichrist will soon appear on the world scene as a political mastermind with a demonic agenda for a global government agenda, do you suppose that Obama could just be????????

85 posted on 10/03/2008 10:06:10 AM PDT by epow (Nobama as President and Commander in Chief??,..... nosir, noway, nohow;)
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To: Dutchgirl

86 posted on 10/03/2008 10:07:12 AM PDT by hattend (Woohoo, Sarah clubbed Plugs like bloated harp seal!!! He never knew what hit him!)
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To: PJ-Comix

“A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!”

I’ll take KFC Extra Crispy.


87 posted on 10/03/2008 10:11:41 AM PDT by CriticalJ
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To: PJ-Comix
What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking?

Biden couldn't wink if he wanted to. He wore cosmetic tape (notice those two beige streaks on the side of his temples). As another poster mentioned, it was intended to give him a temporary eye lift, but it stretched his eyes to slits and made him look grotesque...


88 posted on 10/03/2008 10:11:54 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies; Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: epow
with a demonic agenda for a global government agenda,

I don't know how that second "agenda" sneaked into that phrase, I know that an expert one-finger typist like myself would never have done that by mistake. Hmmmmmmm, one more reason to wonder about that evil entity theory??

89 posted on 10/03/2008 10:14:52 AM PDT by epow (Nobama as President and Commander in Chief??,..... nosir, noway, nohow;)
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To: PJ-Comix

I haven’t heard anyone talk about Biden visually undressing Sarah near the start of the debate. It was very early on and I think it was the first time they did a split screen while Palin was talking. Biden was looking right at her and then he scanned all the way down and then all the way back up and continued staring. You could almost see some drool on his chin.


90 posted on 10/03/2008 10:17:08 AM PDT by BubbaBasher (NEW: www.HypocriteLibs.org - Tracking the Slandering Liars in the MSM)
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To: sarasota
I think Biden’s self promotion via his smile is beyond offensive. In the background I hear SNL’s Ladies Man.

One of the radio talkshow hosts this morning said that he recognized that Biden toothy smile - it's a signal that he's angry. He also counted them: Biden did the fake smile thing at least 12 times last night, which signaled how seethingly angry he was with Palin.

91 posted on 10/03/2008 10:18:34 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies; Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: COBOL2Java
but it stretched his eyes to slits and made him look grotesque...

Yeah, but you gotta admit, those hair plugs are getting less noticeable as he ages farther into senility.

Which raises the question, is his mental problem senility or has he always been that empty headed?

92 posted on 10/03/2008 10:20:36 AM PDT by epow (Nobama as President and Commander in Chief??,..... nosir, noway, nohow;)
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To: epow
I do believe it - but the addition of Sarah to the scene makes it more interesting. Why her and why now? Before this summer, none of us had ever heard of her. For years we thought Hilary was the real threat. Then suddenly there is Obama - the image of what the Bible describes as the antichrist. And at the same time there is suddenly Sarah - so Queen Ester-like...raised up for such a time as this.

Are we getting just one more chance, before the end, to stand up for life and what is right, and being given the leadership to guide us? Or is she just a reminder, given to us to remember that we are not alone and we must always stand strong - because all Hell is about to break lose?

It is all so surreal...

I don't mind posting out loud - I've been chased around the board by our own breed of haters before...

93 posted on 10/03/2008 10:22:29 AM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: COBOL2Java
He wore cosmetic tape (notice those two beige streaks on the side of his temples). As another poster mentioned, it was intended to give him a temporary eye lift ...

Is that what it is I'm seeing? I knew there was something odd about his face, and this isn't the first time my eyes have recognized something not quite right.

This cosmetic tape ... *tonal duct tape*, then, for those who really need the assist? ;)

94 posted on 10/03/2008 10:23:27 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Our man in washington
I'm glad he clarified that. If he had just set "I had to get up", I would have assumed he was talking figuratively.

LOL! Good catch!

95 posted on 10/03/2008 10:24:10 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies; Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: MozarkDawg
This cosmetic tape ... *tonal duct tape*, then, for those who really need the assist? ;)

[snort]...yeah, Bob Dole does Viagra commercials, Joe does 'em for cosmetic tape!

96 posted on 10/03/2008 10:26:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies; Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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To: PJ-Comix
One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes.

I think my favorite from last night's post-debate H&C, when they are speaking with Joe Lieberman, Colmes was such a failure with Guiliani and Morris that he gave up asking Joe anything about Gov. Palin or the debate and chats a bunch of *How ya doin'* stuff. LOL!!

97 posted on 10/03/2008 10:27:04 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: caseinpoint
A message like “America is great and together we can do anything.” gives a lie to their pathetic excuses for not accomplishing anything.

You know they had to be going moon-bat crazy when Gov. Palin said, "It's not the American people's fault that the economy is hurting like it is, but we have an opportunity to learn a heck of a lot of good lessons through this and say never again will we be taken advantage of," because it belies the notion they and the other 0bama-minions are trying to push, the *you need government to take care of you* mantra. I swear, it is stunning, to have the party of JFK saying *Ask not what you can do for your country, but demand what your country is going to give to you.*

98 posted on 10/03/2008 10:39:47 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: PJ-Comix
He won this debate HANDS DOWN

No, no, get your hands UP... Hands up for Joe!

99 posted on 10/03/2008 10:42:57 AM PDT by mikrofon (Surrender Monkeys)
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To: just me
Who ever thought jelly beans and winks would save the country?


100 posted on 10/03/2008 10:43:12 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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