Posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
As we have seen, including in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The bloody VOICE!!!" Yes, Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY. Actually they are already NUts but Palin's voice makes them go completely bonkers. So let us now watch the DUmmies go berserk at the sound of Palin's voice in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmies can now get jobs as extras in "28 Days Later" remakes, is in the [brackets]:
The bloody VOICE!!!
[Drives the loons NUts!!! Perhaps we should send Apache helicopters over Afghanistan to play Sarah Palin recordings on loudspeakers to drive Al-Qaeda from their caves..]
Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR
[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]
Oh geez...Hillary and that fake northeastern accent...fingernails on chalkboard. Palin's reminds me of Francis McDormand (sp?) from her role in Fargo
[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]
Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."
[Yah! Actually I like the Marge Gunderson accent.]
Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.
[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]
Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.
[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]
I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!
[Perhaps but when I see Lieberman speak, he reminds me of a muppet.]
Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Bush*, Lindsey Graham all have HORRIBLE voices that make me want to throw a shoe through my t.v. whenever I hear them. Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.
[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]
What can possibly be worse than Jaaames Sensennnnnbrennnnnerrrrr? Also, the voices and accents of so many other Republican senators. O Mi God. Oh, jesus. Is there anything worse? Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances. It can never successfully be concealed.
[Of course, this DUmmie thinks that the Code Pink freaks appear perfectly normal.]
Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.
[There you go again!]
The sound of Bush's voice makes me want to scream. The way he mangles the language is far worse than his fake Texas drawl which he's so proud of. He tries to use big words but even when they're written in very large letters he still manages to fumble them. Chertoff's voice is nerve wracking too. Rumsfeld's voice is brittle and sarcastic and I'm glad he's no longer doing his crappy immitation of being a human being on TV. Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets. Swartzennegger's limited vocabulary and thick accent makes you wonder why he hasn't dropped some of that accent after all these years. It makes me think he's too lazy to pronounce words that he hears on a daily basis. He can't pronounce the 'th' in that. It still comes out as 'dat'.
[Believe it or not, one of the most difficult sounds in English for foreign speakers to pronounce is "th". It seems easy but many foreign speakers just can't do it. Maybe something you have to pick up early on. I notice the same problem with the way "R" and double "R" is pronounced in Spanish. Most Americans can't do it correctly. Your humble correspondent can but that is because of early training in that idiom.]
Someone Called It "Fargoese" After the movie...a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack. :rofl:
[Mixed in with a bit of Bullwinkle.]
I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.
[Assuming that Joe is even on the Democrat ticket by the time the debate begins.]
Keep up the funnies! Love ‘em. Great job!
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Wow. I actually agree with a dummy. I've been saying that since her speech at the convention.
Of course where we differ is that I think it's a good thing. Marge Gunderson hunted down and caught two cold-blooded killers while she was 8 months (or at least it looked like that) pregnant. Not a bad thing for a woman to have on her resume.
(For the uninitiated, Marge Gunderson was the sheriff in "Fargo". )
She’s the most moral and appealing character in any of the Coen Brothers films. I don’t see how that’s supposed to be an insult.
If someone's voice drives a person crazy he or she didn't have far to go to get there to begin with.
If there is a scale for rating mental impairment, the average DUmmy would have ranked about 97 on a 1-100 scale before he or she ever heard Sarah's voice, and her acceptance speech just pushed them over the goofy level and into 100% raving lunatics. As clearly demonstrated by their utterly absurd comments on the DUmp.
If DUmmies had actual paying jobs instead of mooching off indulgent parents they would represent a monetary windfall for young psychiatrists just out of med school and needing patients.
This is Biden and Obama 
A serious affliction further complicated by tingling sensations running up his legs whenever the Anointed One utters a profound word of wisdom such as "uh", "ahh", err", etc.
I'm calling it, "Palin Madness Syndrome," since "PMS" seems to fit the symptoms.
well, that’s really disturbing. where did you get that graphic?
Apparently, the father of the Fusion bomb (Teller?) also pronounced it this way.
Jimma Cahtah is ancient history to 19 year old college dropouts, and they don't know much about him except that he hates DA JOOS in Israel just like they do.
I can't believe a semi-literate person actually wrote this! Stand up for me, DUmmie...oh wait, oh G-d...
Lieberman WHIIIIIIIIIINES. Drives me batty. He could be telling me the only escape route from a burning building and I’d tune him out.
OTOH, I’m southern and find myself really enjoying her accent. I’d call it “folksy”.
I really hope they lose those bets, IMHO old Joe Hair Plugs is like an anchor hanging around the Anointed One's scrawny neck as he slowly sinks to the bottom.
When I listen to you DUmmies, the only things I hear are insanity, raving invectives, strange unsanitary epithets and, and......F*** WORDS!
Compare and contrast:
Charlie Gibson's condescending tone drove me nuts.
"DUmmiese" . . . a bit of Communist with a touch of idiot.
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