Posted on 09/07/2008 2:57:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]:
How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama....
[Is that you, Jesse Jackson?]
Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.
[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]
And don't screen the questions.
["Um, uh, uh, to answer that question with, uh, specificity, is, uh, above my pay grade."]
THAT would be political theater.
[GREAT idea! Although I think it's already been suggested by one of Obama's advisers--you know, the new guy, kinda pudgy, balding, glasses . . . oh, what's his name again? That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]
I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .
[snowmachine . . .]
with a moose he just shot. . . .
[Obama's good at shooting the bull.]
Would generate at least 3 news cycles of buzz. . . .
[Would generate at least 3 flocks of buzzards, circling his political carcass.]
What would McCain do in response?
[His impression of Montgomery Burns saying, "Excellent!"]
he'd be fine with the residents of Wasilla.
[They're used to field-dressing opossum.]
Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.
[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]
If Obama was in Wasilla, if I was McCain, I would create an outlandishly lying bullsh*t ad with Palin that took something totally out of context, like say his "Clinging to religion and guns" statement. I'd put her in the ad saying something like "Barack Obama thinks he knows Wasilla. But he doesn't know anything about small-towns. He believes you all "cling to guns and religion". He talks to regular folks one way, but in San Francisco, he'll say something else. . . ."
[And that would all be . . . TRUE.]
he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .
[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]
How would one go about passing this on to anybody within the campaign?
[Contact campaign adviser Mr. Kurt Grove at 1-800-ROVE-YMB.]
And invite her. Why not?
[Barack Obama vs. the Hockey Mama.]
I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.
[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]
Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.
[Yeah, he should visit our 57th state! (Or was Hawaii #57? I'm confused.)]
Anchorage, Fairbanks, Wasilla, Juneau...
[. . . and Nome and Point Barrow and Ketchikan and Prudhoe Bay... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!]
To go to Wasilla alone would look too much like a stunt, maybe a little bit antagonistic. But as part of an Alaskan tour? Sh*t, he should kick that off tomorrow.
[North to Alaska! Every city and hamlet and igloo! Five weeks, minimum!]
would it be totally awesome if he carried Alaska!
[And lost the other 56.]
Send your idea to the campaign--I mean it.
[c/o kgrove@obama.nut]
The Republicans would pack the place. And it's only 3 electoral votes. He'd do better spending another day in Pennyslvania.
[Shhh!! Go with the half-baked Alaska idea. Besides, they're bitter in PA, too.]
She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.
[Joe who??]
Biden should do this, not Obama
[Biden is boarding the Amtrak to Wasilla even as we speak.]
How about Biden and Hillary?
[Sorry, Barack threw Hillary under the snowmachine.]
They could do a great one-two punch!
[Don't let Biden near the punch!]
remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin
[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]
Let Biden do it
[Beltway Joe to the rescue!]
Well, now that I have that mental image implanted in my mind it is funny, and not in a cruel way either because anybody who endangers my country the way Obameister does deserves whatever he gets for messing around with a lovesick bull moose.
I have only seen two wild moose in my entire life, and that was in Jackson Hole, WY. But I hear that those aroused meeses will tear you to pieces if you get between them and their sweeties.
I particularly enjoyed DUmmie Marie26 earning the Kewpie Doll (”Because they acted like squabbling children NBC is probably embarrassed”) and then being questioned as if she had said “They probably fired them for wearing Vera Wang dresses while at the anchor desk.”
“What? I don’t reember seeing that! Duhhhhhhhhh....”
Yeah, that's entirely possible. Sugar isn't the only substance that melts down to a liquid in water, any sanitary engineer can tell you that sewage treatment plants operate on that same basic principle along with the essential activity of microbiological organisms.
A civil engineering firm where I once worked designed, built, and managed a municipal sewage treatment plant for a small community, and I spent a considerable amount of time on that project. Sewage goes into one end of the typical sewage treatment plant, and clear liquid effluent along with a nitrogen rich organic fertilizer comes out the other end. That fertilizer is usable for growing non-food vegetation, but the discharge from a melted down Democrat party would probably be extremely toxic and too lacking in solid substances to make good fertilizer.
[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]
Would he know how to get there?
And don't screen the questions.
No, Teleprompter for B. Hussien O? Do you think he could speak correctly??
I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.
[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]
So true!! Truth is not in the DBM nowadays!!
Are they talking about the same Alaska where Governor Palin has an above 80% approval rating? That Alaska? I wish he would go there and try to slime her! LOLOLOL!
Yep and a whitetail buck is pretty bad, too.
Her approval rating is probably up to about 97% by now.
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