Posted on 06/06/2008 7:24:49 AM PDT by mnehring
Remember the recent farce when the Guardian's George Monbiot made a spectacle of himself by pretending he was going to subject John Bolton to a citizen's arrest for being a "war criminal"? If the kooks at Democratic Underground have their way, we'll be subjected to more tasteless entertainment along the same lines.
DUmmies are advised not to announce they're coming before pouncing on their quarry, and to refer to convictbushcheney.org for information as to when suitable victims might show up in their towns.
There follows a long list of "war criminals," along with their alleged crimes, mostly having to do with being mean to terrorist murderers or the genocidal dictator Saddam Hussein. Some are household names like Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell, but others are relatively obscure lawyers whom moonbats feel should be intimidated as punishment for offering legal counsel to conservatives.
Cue the Mission Impossible music. Your mission, moonbats, should you choose to accept it:
Form a team. We need teams in California, Texas, New York, and Washington, D.C., among other places. Your mission is to locate a war criminal from the list above in a public place, detain them, handcuff them, phone the police, read the criminal their rights and the charges against them, ask them if they have anything to say in response, videotape the arrest and post it online. Your team should include one or more people who can produce an excellent video and be extremely fast in editing and posting it online. Your team should include people capable of physically detaining your war criminal. Your team should ideally include a lawyer. And, of course, people who can read the charges and question the suspect. Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.
Some verbiage lifted from Wikipedia is posted in a preemptive attempt to ward off charges of kidnapping, assault, false imprisonment, etc.
These clowns certainly provide some laughs with their adolescent fantasies of handcuffing those who don't share their wacky views. But they would be a lot less funny if the government were run by fellow moonbats, who through benign neglect or active nurturing might develop them into the brownshirts of our liberal fascist future.
I bet they know HOW to use HANDCUFFS (but not for ARRESTING people!!) (For those of you in RIO LINDA, FIGURE it out!!)
My brother is 10 years old. Don't insult those SOCIALISTS with 10 y/o's, 10 y/o's are SMARTER!!!)
Why, if they don't have anything, should they have a will.
Oh no, and I'm not on the list!! Darn it. I would love to be on the SOCIALISTS NUTCASE FR member list. I want them to know that I have more smarts then those SIMPLETONS!!
We have more IMPORTANT things then that? For me it is to be HOMESCHOOLED so I can be a CONSERVBATIVE CITIZEN. (I'm already that!!). Some of you are busy making America GREAT!! The DU are in their mother's basement collecting welfare.
Let me know if there is a way that I can personally get on their top 10 “Most Wanted” war criminals list. It would be one of the highlights of my life to make a group of these sissies piss their pants in fear of what I would do to them for threatening my liberty.
Just stick around a while. You will be.
On the other hand, you may use force if necessary when doing a citizen's arrest. Self-defense or defense of others is the most respectable reason for using force. In other cases, it depends on what the crime is. To quote him exactly, "You can't hit the guy with a baseball bat because he stole a candy bar."
Not a bad idea at all...but I call first dibs on this prissy p*ssy:
David Allen AKA "Sknner" Founder of DU
Separated at birth from Subway’s Jared?
There.
Well if you get him I get that coward Alex Jones who chased Michele Malkin around Denver screaming at her non stop while the crow chanted "Kill Michelle Malkin! Kill Michelle Malkin!"
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