Posted on 06/06/2008 7:24:49 AM PDT by mnehring
Remember the recent farce when the Guardian's George Monbiot made a spectacle of himself by pretending he was going to subject John Bolton to a citizen's arrest for being a "war criminal"? If the kooks at Democratic Underground have their way, we'll be subjected to more tasteless entertainment along the same lines.
DUmmies are advised not to announce they're coming before pouncing on their quarry, and to refer to convictbushcheney.org for information as to when suitable victims might show up in their towns.
There follows a long list of "war criminals," along with their alleged crimes, mostly having to do with being mean to terrorist murderers or the genocidal dictator Saddam Hussein. Some are household names like Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell, but others are relatively obscure lawyers whom moonbats feel should be intimidated as punishment for offering legal counsel to conservatives.
Cue the Mission Impossible music. Your mission, moonbats, should you choose to accept it:
Form a team. We need teams in California, Texas, New York, and Washington, D.C., among other places. Your mission is to locate a war criminal from the list above in a public place, detain them, handcuff them, phone the police, read the criminal their rights and the charges against them, ask them if they have anything to say in response, videotape the arrest and post it online. Your team should include one or more people who can produce an excellent video and be extremely fast in editing and posting it online. Your team should include people capable of physically detaining your war criminal. Your team should ideally include a lawyer. And, of course, people who can read the charges and question the suspect. Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.
Some verbiage lifted from Wikipedia is posted in a preemptive attempt to ward off charges of kidnapping, assault, false imprisonment, etc.
These clowns certainly provide some laughs with their adolescent fantasies of handcuffing those who don't share their wacky views. But they would be a lot less funny if the government were run by fellow moonbats, who through benign neglect or active nurturing might develop them into the brownshirts of our liberal fascist future.
Ping
Modern day version of Hitler’s Brownshirts??
They forget... Many conservatives are armed.
Stop right there moonbat boy! I find you in Texas then you will have delivered upon you one of the finest Texas ass whippings of your life. Or perhaps all I have to do is come up to you and say "BOO!" and proceed to watch you wet your pants!
Love to see them try that in a Castle Doctrine state!
Hey, I got an idea. Let’s all go over there and turn ourselves in. Wanna bet we couldn’t find anybody willing to “arrest” us?
I’m scanning through the site and Karen Hughes is on the Texas list. I guess they don’t know how protective we are of our women down here.
The leftists ARE fascists.
And they will, if they get power, put “counter-revolutionaries” “to the wall”.
Were I “arrested”, I’d charge them with kidnapping, assault and battery, etc.
In Texas, this will get you shot.
Everywhere else, this will get you sent to the federal pen for kidnapping charges.
They even think about touching our Texas women then they are dumber that we thought. But I doubt those little mommie's basement boys will even leave the house. Most of the liberal males are genetically one step away from being female anyways.
Instead of my usual fantasy of being fed grapes by a lovely hottie ( my wife ) while I get a massage and uh mmm... I guess I can now fantasize about some goober putting his hands on me and the as_whipping that will ensue.
I love moonbat planning. Step 4 includes the arresting and handcuffing the "warcriminals". However they don't get around to aquiring and learning to use handcuffs until step 7.
From what I understand, Karen Hughes used to be a champ sporting clay shooter.
LOL, only talk to a lawyer after you make your ‘arrest’. This is probably because when you explain to a lawyer your idea he will laugh at you and mock you incessantly.
For a mere $100 I will send your ANY CARD guaranteeing the holder the right to perform a citizen’s arrest upon any one at any time in any place for any reason.
Just sign on the back under the next of kin notification.
However, I think that this is a fantastic idea, and should be encouraged. I'd love to see the Secret Service reaction to a bunch of moonbats handcuffing the VP.
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