Corn Fed Venison - It Looked Good On Paper!

West Virginia Blogger ^ | 3/12/08

[elcid1970]

This story makes it much easier to watch a deer getting popped at two hundred yards on the hunting shows.

Especially when the hunter is smart enough to go for a neck shot that drops Bambi’s dad in his tracks on the spot.

Only my version TV hunting show would begin, not end, with the climactic moment of deer death. I would call it,

“OK, You Shot it, Now Whatcha Ya Gonna Do with It?”

[CH3CN]

Now you know why I carry a 2X4 when I cross the front yard during rutting season. I saw one almost take out a neighbor when she walked out her back door.

Great thread. Thanks for the ping and the laugh.

[penowa]

Someone sent me this in an e-mail a couple of months ago. As soon as I saw your post, I started laughing again before I even read it. I decided that maybe I’m sadistic or maybe just warped, but I think this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, even the second time. Thanks for another good laugh.

[Squantos]

Eaker finally tells his story.......

[Eaker]

In my defense the deer belonged to a gang.

Had a foul mouth on him too. Cussed a blue streak!

[TNdandelion]

LOL Someone told me about a deer that attacked them once. She was driving her car one night and saw a deer near the road and stopped her car to wait and see what the thing would do. (Assuming it would wait until she was right on top of it before jumping out in the road.) She waited for a second and the deer just looked at her. Finally, she honked her horn and the thing attacked her car, jumping on the hood of the ending and creating significant damage.

Then she had to explain it to her insurance company. LOL

[nkycincinnatikid]

The consequences of a giraffe clearing its throat are simply beyond imagining for the rest of us.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! Thanks for the ping. Is the author REALLY that stupid? ;)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Read this one? :)

[gracie1]

“To liven things up, they decided to make a video.” Somehow, afterward I think they wish they had made the other kind.

[fella]

I was doing OK until I read this now my tummy has a laugh-ache.

[SJackson]

If you’d like to be on or off this Upper Midwest/outdoors/rural list please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.

[Judith Anne]

This is such a great story. Gave me a great laugh!

Ray Stevens or somebody did a song about hitting a deer with his car, putting (what he thought was) the dead deer in the back seat, and ending up in jail.

[wizr]

Thanks! Passin’ this one on.

[Petronski]

All that adrenalin toughens the meat.

[MaryFromMichigan]

Funny thread!
Thanks for the ping!

[SJackson]

Thanks. A year or two ago there was a thread about a guy who roped a black bear, not intentionally. Quite funny.

Aside from the foolishness of the project, had he been successful I'd speculate he'd be in store for some substantial fines if his unlicensed game farm, stocked from the wild, came to light.

[gracie1]

On Bob & Tom radio show they used to play a song based on a real 911 call. Someone had hit a deer with his car and thought “hey, free meat!” He wrestled the deer into the back of the car and drove off. The deer was only knocked out though. It woke up kicking and biting! The bit includes a guy on the phone going “I need a bambalance! This m*@!?&%$#ing deer is bitting my a$$!”

[50cal Smokepole]

Tanks fer da ping, der hey. This is a good (and funny) story of how Bambi ain’t such a pushover after all. How anyone who spends any time outdoors with deer thinks that they’re all sweetness and light, is beyond me. And yes, corn fed deer make for fine eating.

[nw_arizona_granny]

Thanks for the ping, I enjoyed laughing.