Posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:
***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***
[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]
CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!
[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]
Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.
[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]
She's dead broke. Some win.
[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]
No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?
[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]
She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!
[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]
The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.
[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]
Hillary for Queen
Obama for prince.
[Rush for Puppetmaster.]
You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!
[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]
Pass the bong already
[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]
A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!
[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]
Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.
[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]
The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.
[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]
Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.
[Is that you, Ken Norton?]
The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.
[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]
And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.
[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]
More columns to write! More heads to talk! Operation Chaos is good for business!
Don't pop those champagne corks just yet, Obambats!
This DUmmie opts for the Big Bong Theory rather than the Chaos Theory.
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a Perfect Rushin' Storm!
Cue Muddy Waters: "Chaos, Please Don't Go"
The water is becoming Barackish.
Winning the Democrat nomination will be like the Tampa Bay Devil Rays having a winning record in spring training.
November 5th, the day all good Democrats need to get out there and VOTE!
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November. . . .
It is all "Up Hill" after today!
Picky, picky, picky. . . .
Ah, “betrayed by white people”.
Well, either she is black and has fallen for the “perpetual grievance” mode of Wright and Obama,
or she’s some “typical liberal person” whitey wrought with guilt over her “privilege”.
Stats I saw last night:
23% of Hillary supporters vote McCain if she loses
16% stay home
16% of Barry supporters vote McCain if he loses
13% stay home.
These were probably exit polls in PA, but they are significant.
And if Obamassiah somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be DAMAGED beyond repair!
I'd say that's a win/win!
There's something wrong with the PA system.
For help, call PEnnsylvania 6-5000, or toll-free, 1-800-HILL-WON. Chaos Operators are standing by.
It's a Perfect Rushin' Storm!
[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]
Water is dry. The sun is cool. Ice is not cold. < /DUmmie mode>
[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]
Wait. Blacks supported Obama by over 90%, but now his supporters won't vote for hillary. They are sexists!
Oh wait, only Republicans can be accused of being racists or sexists.
[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]
Don't forget all the typical white people who are bitter and then "cling to their religion or guns".
With BO getting over 90% of the black vote, what if someone at the DUmp started a thread:
"My House Is Like A Morgue Tonight", My daughter feels "betrayed by white black people".
AFTER every BO win?
Oh, this one could have DUFU potential, boys.
My house is like a morgue tonight...
I doubt I will have time for a PM DUFU tonight, so feel free if you so choose.
UPDATE: I just got off the phone with Ken Norton and he is predicting that Hillary will be dropping out of the race on May 7.
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