DUmmie FUnnies 04-17-08 ("Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 17, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Talking_Mouse]

Soon we will start to see the "I'm moving to another country" stuff again.

Pleeeeeeeeeze,please,please,please let it REALLY happen this time

The problem with moving to another country is that most governments want proof that one can become gainfully employed in said country. This is an insurmountable problem for most DUmmies.

[luvie]

I see your point.

All they can do is get online and eat pizza in Mommy’s basement! LOL!

[FredZarguna]

Then DEF the next day. . . . By next week we master the entire alphabet!

Yes, but the numbers... the numbers are going to take ... longer.

Much. Much. Longer.

[AlexW]

“Then DEF the next day. . . . By next week we master the entire alphabet!”

I don’t think they can, nor need to make it past F, for the F word that is so dear to them.
What a silly bunch of childish hippies.

[decal]

And don't forget:

OPERATION CHAOS = OHO, CANAPE RIOTS

In anagrammus veritas

[cardinal4]

How embarrassing for the DUmmies. How dare a moderator ask a tough question?

[Toadman]

Had to be a Lousy Freeper Troll!

[PJ-Comix]

I am feeling a parody song based on the title of this thread based on the tune: “Tomorrow the World Is Mine.”

[Arrowhead1952]

THE MEDIA IS OUR ENEMY! Remember that, now I know we are bombarded by bullshit 24/7 so it's hard to keep up with everything but we really need to get together and go after them and FIGHT them with everything we got! REMEMBER THIS and remember they can influence the election. WE NEED TO ACT NOW!

[You need to check your diaper for that particular bombardment.]

REMEMBER THIS and remember they can influence the election, just like dan ra^THer tried to do in the 2004 elections.

Oh wait, that was a Republican.

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Outrage will not cut it. Only a real economic HURT PLAN, organized across sites like dKos, firedoglake, crooks & liars, AmericaBLOG, digby, atrios, TPM, will amount to anything.

Outrage will not cut it. Only a real economic HURT PLAN, organized across LEFTIST HATE sites like dKos, firedoglake, crooks & liars, AmericaBLOG, digby, atrios, TPM, will amount to anything.

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Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.

[And behind your back they laugh at you for being a crazed fool.]

Have your children ever questioned your sanity or have they been indoctrinated with this BS too?

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From now on only broadcast on CSPAN or PBS; moderators selected by the Democratic Party. Or produce and feed directly.

[Or just have Keith Olbermann ask the questions for guaranteed softballs.]

Scared of ABC now, so you have to lean on the REALLY leftist CSPAN and PBS. No wonder the dims won't get on FOX News. BAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA

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Finally, Obama seemed off tonight under the pressure. More stuttering and stumbling than usual. More hesitation. Just OFF. This was frustrating and painful to watch.

[Yeah, painful to watch your own future nominee stumbling under a bit of pressure. Hee! Hee!]

So, the 'empty suit candidate was finally exposed by a left leaning news network...

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It was vile, it was irrelevant and it was a naked attempt to distract voters and make candidates appear foolish.....

[And purge talk radio of any unapproved opinions via the Hush Rush bill aka the "Fairness Doctrine."]

HA HA HA HA HA. BO and HRC have been exposed as foolish. We knew THAT a long time ago.

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THEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#! I started to calmly express my disgust and they hung up!

[You were as calm as a rabid mental case could be.]

Starting a conversation with "M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#", probably made them think there was a total NUTCASE on the line and so they probably called the police and had them try to find you before you slit your wrists.

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Thanks for one of the better kos KOmmie threads in a few weeks. These people won't make it until the general. They will all stroke out with their hatred.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Got my OPERATION CHAOS uniform yesterday in the mail! YIPPEE!!!!

OPERATION CHAOS

[Arrowhead1952]

***”Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life
Either way it worked out fine
‘cause you’re an asshole tonight.”***

I had that song emailed to me last week. I was laughing most of the time.

[RightWingTeen]

[Does this mean no more Gay Day at Disney World?]

LOL Funny!!

[RightWingTeen]

Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.

I'm so sorry -- that your children are being ABUSED by their mom - a NUT!

[RightWingTeen]

they need some help from 'THE COUNT' (thou I think it might be too ADVANCED for them!)

[humblegunner]

Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old

So... you are a teen mother?

I congratulate you on you proliferation.

[PJ-Comix]

Last week I told my sister-in-law about Gay Day at Disney and she never heard of it before. When I described a little of what it was about she absolutely did NOT believe me. She still doesn’t so maybe I’ll tell her to visit Disney World on Gay Day next year so maybe she will believe me in the future.

[RightWingTeen]

jeez, I know you are a LIBERAL - you can’t even READ correctly.

[humblegunner]

Thanks for that brilliant assessment Mr. TightRingWeen.