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DUmmie FUnnies 04-09-08 ("Uranus and sending Light")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 9, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/09/2008 4:11:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I wasn't in a very political mood today so I wandered over to the DUmmie astrology forum for some laughs. The first thing I saw was Uranus. Threads about Uranus always make me laugh so I decidied to DUFU Uranus. The photo above is from Voyager staring straight up Uranus. Voyager found out that there were rings around Uranus. I knew there were rings around your toilet but not around Uranus. Despite the fact that I wasn't in a political mood this DUmmie THREAD titled, "quick thought re: Uranus and sending Light," ended up being about politics. The DUmmies believe that by staring hard at Uranus, you can see Hillary. At least you can see her future or that of her mother to be precise. Let's see. Isn't Hillary's mother in her 90s? So when it is predicted that her health might take a turn for the worse in the future, isn't that already pretty obvious? Of course, the DUmmies staring at Uranus will take credit for that prediction. So let us now watch the DUmmies staring at Uranus in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has never looked at Uranus up close, is in the [brackets]:

quick thought re: Uranus and sending Light

[Have you ever set a light in Uranus?]

One of the more unfortunate possible manifestations with Uranus conjunct one's Moon (as in the case of Hillary) is the health of her Mother being at risk. Especially as it transits her Fourth House of Home and Family. With that in mind, it would be a good idea to send Light to both Dorothy Rodham and Hillary. As I don't have her Mother's exact birth info (some say June, others say March, but all agree it's 1919), she may have Uranus on her Sun which could also drastically affect one's health or one's ability to live comfortably on a daily basis.

[She has Uranus on her Son? Which one? Baby Huey or the one who split from Barbara Boxer's daughter?]

Secondly, a most unfortunate possibility with Uranus opposite one's Mars (as well as Mars conjunct one's Sun), as in the case of Barack, is shocking, unexpected, ruthless violence. This is compounded with that Mars in his 11th House of Large Groups (among other things). Whether one supports him or not, wrapping him and those he loves in Light wouldn't be a bad idea.

[All part of the JFK martyr mystique. I've been hearing for months now about how Obama will share the same fate. So now we have DUmmie projection on this via astrology.]

I had strongly hesitated sharing this for fear of giving the possibility of it unnecessary Power, but awareness of it's potential and Light being sent in the above cases may be enough to invite the Angels to their aid.

[Meanwhile the DUmmies slam conservatives for being a bunch of superstitious fundies.]

Just a thought.

[You should have kept that thought in Uranus. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies communicating nonsense from Uranus...]

How about framing it as though you've magically neutralized any potential negative eventuality by posting your concerns on the totally Uranian internet. Let's send her soothing energies. Uranus can be very rough on the nerves. No one would want to see their kid involved in this sort of struggle. May her mom be well and at peace.

[Yes, Uranus can be very rough on the nerves especially if you keep staring at it.]

I'll add my light asking Uranus to be gentle on them.

[You talk to Uranus?]

I would like to know how those aspects manifested in your life. No need to be specific, if it's private or an unpleasant memory, but this is the first experience I've had with either Uranus conjunct Moon or Uranus opposition Mars and it may help me understand how the energies COULD play out. Of course, your chart is different than theirs, I imagine. But a read of the energies as they affected you could still be useful. Only if you feel comfortable and you're welcome to PM me if that's easier. Oh, and if it's any consolation, I have Uranus conjunct my Sun and North Node as well as opposition my Jupiter/Uranus in 2 years. This upcoming station will be 1 degree from opposite my Pluto, though.

[How touching. Two DUmmies are going to share Uranus.]

If you saw Larry King Live the night he intrviewed Michelle O. You might have noticed the haunted look in her eyes when the discussion of Colin Powell's wife not letting Colin run the Presidential race in 1996 or 2000. There is one and only one reason that Mrs. Powell wouldn't let Colin run - and I am often afraid for Barack.

[Michelle O. was haunted by Uranus.]

on further relflection and with more conversations with really, REALLY experienced astrologers behind me, I'm beginning to think the Uranus opposite Barack's Mars is going to be a very strong note of frustration and rage blasting their way into his speeches, his interviews, his off-hand comments to people he meets on the campaign trail. I HOPE the energy manifests that way rather than it's more sinister possibility. I trust that'll be the case.

[Yes, you really do need to consult with experts on Uranus.]

And for Barack the lightning quick flashes of temper will be no big deal. There one minute, gone the next like a violent Summer storm. For those on the receiving end, though, it'll be upsetting, disruptive and more than likely change their views of him. When two planets like Mars and Uranus meet, it's a bit like throwing a match into a pile of bone dry hay. A fire WILL, undoubtedly, erupt.

[Uranus Eruptus.]

He may also, being full of confidence and sense of his "rightness", challenge those in authority to do X, Y or Z only with disastrous results. The opposition energy of this Uranus - Mars is a bit like herding cats who are hopped up on caffeine and cat-nip. It just can't be done!

[Uranus is certainly energetic.]

Yes, Mars brings energy, but Uranus is a revolutionary and refuses to play by the rules you've set out or have decided on. YOU may want to travel from point A to B and very aggressively go about that course with confidence, but Uranus just WON'T play along. He'll upset the apple cart, trip you up, put big, fat obstacles in your way and do this all in the interest of giving you the crystal clear beam of Inner Awareness you so desperately need! The process might be messy and ugly, but, in retrospect, it's really what the Doctor ordered when it comes to one's Soul Journey.

[You certainly do have a fascination about Uranus.]

So, I wouldn't be surprised if a more impatient, frustrated, surprisingly harsh tone finds it's way into his speeches and statements with the advent of this Uranus station (Tr Jupiter, although trine this Natal Mars, will also be square his SP Mercury/Mars conjunction). Understandable considering he's running against the political version of a never-die Chucky Doll or an Energizer Bunny on speed, but it will not be what people expect to hear from him or how they expect him to act. In fact, it may even become the News for a while in the campaign. Only time will tell.

[Is the Uranus station the one after Cucamonga?]

Believe me, I know all about the Uranus slash Mars stuff. I have Uranus in Cancer square my Libra Mars.

[Where else do you have Uranus?]

He has a strong aura which can deflect most of the negative astrological influences.

[Not strong enough to deflect Uranus.]

I also think Penn's leaving was a parting gift as Neptune hit the square to Hillary's Nodes exactly yesterday and is now beginning it's waning phase. It's possible, if not probable, that the square energy helped to peel back the Nodal "past-life" Neptune blinders she had been seeing through with regards to him. And when it comes to squares, one can usually trace the eventual change in pace or one's path to a singular event.

[And is the translation of this babble to be found in Uranus?]

Must be Tr Pluto t-squaring my Sun/North Node/Chiron and Jupiter/Uranus. The bugger is exact my Sun today on his retrograde journey.

[Are you ready to bugger Uranus?]

Add to that the combustibility of Uranus meeting Mars and the tension and frustration of the quincunx Uranus introduces to that fiery SP Mars/Mercury (can we just change already?!?!), mix in a little 5th House of Speculation and Gambling with a pinch of 12th House Secrets and Self-undoing and it wouldn't surprise me to see Barack lose his temper (Mars-Uranus), insist the Supers support HIM right now (Mercury/Mars inconjunct Mars, quincunx Uranus) only to be met with "oh, really ... and why?" (Uranus doing his unexpected thing via the energy of the Opposition).

[How a about a pinch of Uranus?]

This Uranus station is square a Pulsar at 22 Gemini. Pulsars are part of Galactic Astrology (something I'm just becoming familiar with) and are known as "information givers". They're all about data, facts, communication, information, information, information. With Barack's high-in-the-public-sky 11th House Mars already in a square with this 22 Gemini Pulsar, this Uranus station opposite it will trigger that aspect and form a powerful t-square: Uranus at 22 Pisces opposite Natal Mars at 22 Virgo and both square the Pulsar at 22 Gemini. With the "job" of Pulsars being in essence the transmission of all kinds of data and his P2 Mercury/Mars trine it -- trines are neither good nor bad; they just tend to grease the wheels a bit and make the process easier, so one has to read the energy of the chart at the time to see how the trine may manifest --, I now have no doubt that information (with that Pulsar in the mix) will be coming forward which, due to the opposition from Uranus to his suddenly angry and opposed Mars, will challenge him.

[Did you drop acid in Uranus before posting that?]


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To: PJ-Comix
I have Uranus in Cancer

Reminds me, I gotta schedule that colonoscopy.

21 posted on 04/09/2008 5:14:30 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: PJ-Comix
When two planets like Mars and Uranus meet, it's a bit like throwing a match into a pile of bone dry hay. A fire WILL, undoubtedly, erupt.

Sounds like somebody's been eating my chili again.

22 posted on 04/09/2008 5:14:57 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I got a tagline out of it. I don’t know what it means but by golly I got it!


23 posted on 04/09/2008 5:15:10 PM PDT by OSHA (framing it as though you've magically neutralized any potential negative eventuality)
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To: PJ-Comix
mix in a little 5th House of Speculation and Gambling with a pinch of 12th House Secrets and Self-undoing and

you'll end up getting tossed out of the Casino.

24 posted on 04/09/2008 5:16:35 PM PDT by mikrofon (This is the Dawning of the Age of Uranus......)
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To: PJ-Comix
This Uranus station is square a Pulsar at 22 Gemini.

I'm guessing there's a gay bar named Pulsar at 22 Gemini and they have a bidet.

25 posted on 04/09/2008 5:17:31 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obviously they forgot that Mercury was in retrograde, bad feng shui all around.


26 posted on 04/09/2008 5:18:40 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I had strongly hesitated sharing this for fear of giving the possibility of it unnecessary Power, but awareness of it's potential and Light being sent in the above cases may be enough to invite the Angels to their aid.

You should strongly hesitate posting anything for fear of the possibility that it will be read.

27 posted on 04/09/2008 5:21:56 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I had strongly hesitated sharing this for fear of giving the possibility of it unnecessary Power, but awareness of it's potential and Light being sent in the above cases may be enough to invite the Angels to their aid.

What in the hell are they talking about?

28 posted on 04/09/2008 5:25:17 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix

I can’t wait until they rename it urectum so they end that joke once and for all.


29 posted on 04/09/2008 5:25:55 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: mikrofon

Speaking of Casino, I’ll be at the Casino for 5 hours tomorrow night. What happened is that a computer glitch occured and I ended up with 1000 extra points on a drawing there tomorrow evening. One drawing per hour from 5 to 10 PM. Drawings are for $1000 each. All winners for the next three thursdays are in a final drawing for a Cadillac Escalade. I watched the others slid their cards for about a half hour today and everybody had only 1 to 5 drawing points. One guy had 9. I have OVER a THOUSAND points.


30 posted on 04/09/2008 5:29:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know all about the Uranus slash

Gotta be benburch.

31 posted on 04/09/2008 5:49:47 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

May the stars align in your favor!


32 posted on 04/09/2008 5:52:18 PM PDT by mikrofon (1000 Points of Light ;)
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To: HoosierHawk

It’s the drugs talking.


33 posted on 04/09/2008 6:04:09 PM PDT by alarm rider ("Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Uranus just WON'T play along

I don't swing that way, buddy!

34 posted on 04/09/2008 6:33:43 PM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: HoosierHawk

Nobody knows, including/especially them.


35 posted on 04/09/2008 6:37:56 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: PJ-Comix

The DU thread currently includes two ads posted by “DU AdBot” — one Mitch McConnell “Thank You General Petraeus” ad, and one Scientology ad. Check it out before the LOUSY FREEPER TROLL responsible is banned!


36 posted on 04/09/2008 6:40:42 PM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: HoosierHawk

Trying to interpret this gibberish is like trying to find messages in a bowl of Alpha-Bits cereal.


37 posted on 04/09/2008 6:42:13 PM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was surprised to find out that Uranus has nodes.


38 posted on 04/09/2008 6:57:39 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Doomage on you)
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To: steve-b
Old joke:

O-W-A-T-A-G-O-O-S-I-A-M!

39 posted on 04/09/2008 7:09:25 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: PJ-Comix; girlangler; fanfan

Can somebody please explain to me what it is they are talking about? Seriously, this is the strangest thing I’ve read in a while. I think it threw my chi off balance, or something...


40 posted on 04/09/2008 7:09:29 PM PDT by proud_yank (Socialism - An Answer In Search Of A Question For Over 100 Years)
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