Posted on 02/26/2008 5:34:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix
While reading this Daily KOs KOmmie THREAD titled, "Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad," I kept hearing the Max Cady LAUGH echoing in my head. KOmmie anger and frustration that Ralph Nader might once again act as a spoiler and steal the election away from the Democrats just makes me laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just knew the leftwing types would have this attitude the instant I heard on Sunday that Ralph was running this year. This makes me hope the election will be close just so the Democrats will go BERSERK blaming Nader for their loss again. Oh, and if Hillary loses the nomination, you can expect her crew to be giving lots of help to Ralph on the sly. So let us now watch the KOmmies vent their frustration over Ralph Nader's candidacy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suddenly feeling the urge to drive a vintage Corvair, is in the [brackets]:
Ralph Nader Makes Me Mad
[Which is why Ralph Nader makes me HAPPY! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
There are very few people in the political scene who upset me when I hear them being mentioned, Ralph Nader is one such person (Monica Lewinsky is another but that a whole other diary topic). Now I don't dislike all that Mr. Nader has done, his work on consumer safety should be admired, as it was beneficial for the country. But lately Mr. Nader has become a huge egomaniac who wants to do what will make him happy and not what will benefit the country.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Now the first issue I have with Mr. Nader is the 2000 election, which I believe he was a spoiler for. Gore "lost" Florida by 537 votes. Mr. Nader collected about 97,000 votes. Now I am sure that not everybody who voted for him would have voted for Vice-President Gore but I am willing to bet that al least 538 were and probably more. Now you can say that the Supreme Court handed the Presidency to Bush but if not for Nader it looks like the Supreme Court is not a factor. A lot of my friends told me not to be angry with Nader after 2000, that there was no difference between Bush and Gore. Today these friends are apologizing saying how wrong they were.
[I agree with you. Without Ralph Nader in the race, Algore would have definitely won Florida...and the election. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Mr. Nader claims that he is running for the "people" but lets not forget he didn't even get 3% of the vote in 2000. It could be a very close election this time around and I hope Mr. Nader won't be a spoiler this time around.
[Which is why I hope the election is close so you can be incredibly frustrated by Nader's role again as a spoiler. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
I should point out something else, to me the lesser of two evils arguments is BS. I see a clear difference between the Democrats and Republicans and am happy with a two party system. I think with a multiparty system you see less stability and more narrowness. Having two major parties forces the parties to be broad in their ideas, which I like. If you favor a multiparty system that's your call but just know I don't share that view. So I hope Mr. Nader rethinks his decision. Yes he has a right to run but just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean you should.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! ...And now to laugh at the other frustrated Kommies...]
He pisses me off too
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Ralph Nader Makes Me Laugh
[Me too. Let's laugh together. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Only the Republican-dominated talking heads of the MSM give a damned about Ralph Nader anymore. He's running on fumes more noxious than those that emanated from the Corvairs that he unceremoniously took off the strees when I was of an age in single digits. He's nothing but the new Harold Stassen for the 21st Century. F*ck him.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Its all his fault. All of this sh*t we've had to deal with for the past 7 years. If not for the a*hole's vanity we'd be celebrating the end of yet another successful term for President Gore.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Nader is a delusional, narcissitic idiot with precious little conception of the consequences of what he's done, as covered in the FP entry on him today.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Bush, Cheney, and Nader all share equal responsibility for the friggin mess that this country is in right now. And without Nader, there would be no Bush and Cheney.
[AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
I'd rather be shot in the face by Dick Cheney than stabbed in the back by Ralph Nadir.
[I think you will reach your Nadir this November when Ralph once again stabs you in the back. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
Ralph has become a pathetic little man who harbors an exceptionally large ego and who doesn't give a rat's ass about this country. He kind of reminds of a certain illegitimate occupant of the Oval Office whom he helped install in 2000, along with the Reichscourt.
[Not Reichscourt. The correct term is Volksgerichtshof. AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!]
The only reason any of the Dhimmis would be concerned about the comings & goings of RN is because they recognize what poor candidates they’ve fielded.
The total mediocrity of the 2008 presidential election promises to be the stuff of a million words (and probably that many tears). Knowing what’s at stake for each sides agendas makes it doubly frustrating.
It’s nice to know that, at least in this sense they share our angst...
I always feel better about myself after reading Mr. Pitt.
I always feel better about myself after reading Mr. Pitt.
Oh, PJ! We have GOT to DUFU this Pissed Griper Pitt screed! If you want to do it, go for it. If not, I will.
Gots to go now. Back this afternoon.
Actually, it's more like Pissed Sniper Pitt.
Into the top thirty like a cheetah who raan out of Ben Gay!
Yay! I am waiting with baited breath!
Why ruin a good bag?
You sayin' Dick and Dubya's mamas slept with Ralph Nader, boy? Dang, if you see the President coming toward you with an axe handle, RUN! Heck, since you're a KOmmie basement dweller, better run if you see Dubya's dad, or the Vice President, or Lynne Cheney, or Laura, or Barbara Bush...
Yeah, Gore should have won that election going away (but he's such a tool!) and the Kommies would be saying, "Ralph who?"
I'd love to read his diary topic on Monica. I assume it'd be all about how a po' innocent southern boy was seduced by a big-city vixen, sent to the White House by Karl Rove...
Oh, please, please … with sugar on top …
Yeah, I hate to say it becaause I believe Duncan Hunter or Fred Thompson would be outstanding Presidents, but looking at the fields both parties put forward this year I’d have to class them as the Mediocre Party and the Criminal Party. With the possible exception of Joe Biden, every person on the Dem stage belonged in jail, either for crimes prior to their run (Obama’s drug use, Hillary’s long list) or for sedition while in office or on the campaign trail.
Its all his fault. All of this sh*t we've had to deal with for the past 7 years. If not for the a*hole's vanity we'd be celebrating the end of yet another successful term for President Gore.
Yeah, and it wouldn't have hurt if Al Albore had ... won his Home State of Tennessee either. Add Tenn's 11 EVs to his 266 and whatta ya know --- HE WINS!!!
Pray that Bloomberg doesn’t get any ideas.
Monica Lewinsky sucks.
Hey, those would-be Gore voters would have voted for Pat Buchanan anyway, so what difference does it make?
Cindy McKinney makes me ROFLMAO!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!
TWO--count 'em, TWO--wackos to drain off votes from your candidate!
Sorry, I think Ron Paul and Alan Keyes are vying for that title. Ralphie Boy has to run a few more times yet.
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