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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: NicknamedBob
Excellent point. She was very cold! I think that, after she escapes, it doesn’t take long for her to get too cold to move.
2,061
posted on
02/25/2008 5:40:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
Good Morning!
The rain is done for a few days. Still too wet for a ride out to the cow patties today—will have to drive the truck—bummer. :o(
Of course, having a cold isn’t making it easier.
2,062
posted on
02/25/2008 7:22:41 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: rottndog
40’s here, and the fog is gone. We have to go to Walmart later. It seems like I do nothing with my whole life except buy groceries!
2,063
posted on
02/25/2008 7:25:04 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick
It sounds like she needs a hugh cage. With a locking lid.
2,064
posted on
02/25/2008 8:01:20 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog
All I can complain about is allergies. My sinuses are killing me.
2,065
posted on
02/25/2008 8:04:48 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
The lid snaps on the top of the cage, but it’s not quite secure at the corners! I have *two* large books on it now :-).
My computer says the temperature is 52; looks like I can run after lunch.
2,066
posted on
02/25/2008 8:09:32 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick
*brrrrr*
My computer says 51. With wind at 2, right out of the north.
I’ll wait till later to go out.
2,067
posted on
02/25/2008 9:03:03 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
What’s really getting to me is the heavy smell of cow pee permeating everything. It is always really bad after the rain, and of course with the sun out on high beam this morning, the smell only promises to get worse for a couple of days.
2,068
posted on
02/25/2008 9:36:15 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: Monkey Face
Awake early this morning again. Almost getting on to four hours at work.
2,069
posted on
02/25/2008 9:45:17 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: rottndog
2,070
posted on
02/25/2008 9:52:08 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: rottndog
I went to a friend’s house yesterday, and the house two doors away has three or four horses. I had forgotten how they smelled, and now, of course, my sinuses hate me.
2,071
posted on
02/25/2008 10:01:10 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: sionnsar
Does that mean you can go home early?
2,072
posted on
02/25/2008 10:02:24 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face; darkangel82
2,073
posted on
02/25/2008 10:29:14 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: Monkey Face; rottndog; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; FRiends
2,074
posted on
02/25/2008 10:46:51 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Always look on the bright side of life)
To: Lady Jag
‘I’ll take mustard and jalapenos on my hot dog’?
2,075
posted on
02/25/2008 12:50:35 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: Lady Jag
Er...What part of the dog did you get?
2,076
posted on
02/25/2008 1:02:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog; Monkey Face
The Buddhist said to the vendor, “Make me one with everything!”
2,077
posted on
02/25/2008 1:10:33 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Always look on the bright side of life)
To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face
Afternoon, y’all. I went running, and then to Walmart. Now I’m thinking about having some pretzels. Bill and Tom have to be at church at 6:00!
2,078
posted on
02/25/2008 1:11:36 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Monkey Face; rottndog; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; FRiends
When the vendor made the Buddhist one with everything, he asked for change.
What did the vendor say?
2,079
posted on
02/25/2008 1:12:44 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Always look on the bright side of life)
To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I’m becoming one with a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
2,080
posted on
02/25/2008 1:14:09 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
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