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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
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| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Monkey Face
2,041
posted on
02/24/2008 7:00:21 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: Monkey Face
I had a friend how had his own sign language he use while talking to parents of kids in his glass. Small unnoticed jesters that allowed him to maintain sanity while talking to certain parents.
2,042
posted on
02/24/2008 7:07:09 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: Tax-chick
...I just wish there was more I could do!The only thing you can do at this moment in time is to pray that your mother is offered the best options in care for your father.
The rest of it is up to her, unless she chooses to move closer to you. It's so hard to see this happen....
For what it's worth, Las Vegas ALWAYS has need of people like DP. If he has a yen to spread his familial wings, he should check this place out. It will NOT stop growing or have a "recession."
My son-in-law has always worked for himself. In November of 2007, he went to work for Siemens, in their fire control center. It was so far out of his baliwick, he thought they were crazy to hire him. They trained him, and they have excellent benefits. He won't be leaving any time soon...
2,043
posted on
02/24/2008 7:07:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog
Eh. I have a toothache. I’m trying to “self-medicate.”
Why? You writin’ a book? Or are you just nosy?
;o]) *snort*
2,044
posted on
02/24/2008 7:09:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: ThomasThomas
That works. As long as the kids understand, that’s all that matters!
Hi, TT! Good to see you!
2,045
posted on
02/24/2008 7:11:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
I tried the pancake thing. Do you have any more details? I have run into some small problems.
2,046
posted on
02/24/2008 7:12:51 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: ThomasThomas
Which pancake thing?
The one I sometimes have on my head?
Or the one I often try to pawn off as something I “just made, so trust me?”
2,047
posted on
02/24/2008 7:17:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
2,048
posted on
02/24/2008 7:19:06 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
"I tried the pancake thing. Do you have any more details? I have run into some small problems." You didn't disperse the popcorn evenly throughout the pancake batter, did you?
Think about it; if the pancake lifts off evenly, it will just come down on the same side.
It has to flip itself.
Try putting the popcorn on only one side and get back to us.
2,049
posted on
02/24/2008 7:20:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If straw man Obama hadn't been so active, Dorothy's water toss wouldn't have made Hillary melt down.)
To: ThomasThomas
LOL!
I got that from WC Fields!!!
(The letch was pretty astute, at times.)
I suggest you experiment a little. Or a lot! And let me know how they turn out....;o]
2,050
posted on
02/24/2008 7:22:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas
Thanks, Bob! I needed that!
2,051
posted on
02/24/2008 7:23:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face; y'all
2,052
posted on
02/24/2008 7:32:50 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: ThomasThomas
Er.... I’m sorry, TT,but I have CFIDS, and that alone allows me a certain amount of latitude when it come to colonoscopies. No one will ever ever get rich trying to sell pre-colonoscopy products to me.
I look at it this way: you’ll never get out of this world alive. If you have a painful disease (cancer of whatever) you’ll be given morphine to make your days pain-free.
If I can out with a buzz on, it’s all good!
2,053
posted on
02/24/2008 7:45:31 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
Why do people post this stuff? lol
2,054
posted on
02/24/2008 7:58:22 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: darkangel82
Because inquiring minds want to know!!!
LOL!
2,055
posted on
02/24/2008 7:59:48 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
2,056
posted on
02/24/2008 8:19:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
2,057
posted on
02/24/2008 9:03:00 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: rottndog; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Lady Jag; FRiends; All
2,058
posted on
02/24/2008 10:29:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Good morning! We had *another* Great Snake Escape last night. Found her in the closet again.
2,059
posted on
02/25/2008 4:12:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick
Well, you did say she had shed her skin.
She was probably looking for something to put on.
2,060
posted on
02/25/2008 5:17:18 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If straw man Obama hadn't been so active, Dorothy's water toss wouldn't have made Hillary melt down.)
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