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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: sionnsar
He built two small house next to the convalesce home in exchange for care. He would live in one or the center if needed till he died and they got the houses and land. non-profit.
2,001
posted on
02/23/2008 6:57:19 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: Monkey Face
Stupid phone salesman, this one should have been mine.
2,002
posted on
02/23/2008 6:59:14 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( John McCain a true BLUE conservative)
To: ThomasThomas
*kiss-kiss*
I’ll give you the next one, OK?
2,003
posted on
02/23/2008 7:01:08 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
};000þ
2,004
posted on
02/23/2008 11:46:14 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....
2,005
posted on
02/23/2008 11:50:56 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: rottndog
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*wha?*
(wuzetheer?)
*choke* HELLO????
2,006
posted on
02/23/2008 11:53:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog
2,007
posted on
02/23/2008 11:54:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog
HELLOOOOO!!!
(dang...I KNOW you’re sleeping...)
2,008
posted on
02/24/2008 12:03:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Ah-ight...I’m gone.
Wake me when it’s over...
2,009
posted on
02/24/2008 12:09:52 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Good morning! 40’s and cloudy at my casa. Vlad had a puddle this morning, and the snake shed her skin.
2,010
posted on
02/24/2008 4:51:28 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick
Morning! Jet lag rears its ugly head. After two mornings of waking "on schedule" I'm up way too early.
Oh well...
2,011
posted on
02/24/2008 5:29:29 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Tax-chick
Oitch!
Cloudy and 51, here.
Catz and birdz keep shedding whatever it is they shed. Thankfully, no artificial puddles anywhere....
;o]
2,012
posted on
02/24/2008 6:56:01 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: sionnsar
2,013
posted on
02/24/2008 6:56:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
I agree. And it's always when coming home. But there are much worse things in life than jet lag... *\:-)
Like intestinal upsets *\8-O
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:16:37 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
2,015
posted on
02/24/2008 7:28:01 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Yah. It started shortly before I left India...
Almsot time to wake LoM and get ready for church. We have a couple of new arrivals I haven't seen yet -- born in the past few weeks.
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:52:20 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face
It's over.....
2,017
posted on
02/24/2008 8:00:36 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: Monkey Face
oH, YOU’RE ALREADY AWAKE.....
/caps
2,018
posted on
02/24/2008 8:01:35 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I've had connection problems for the past couple of days.
Next time, can I choose water-boarding instead?
Anyway, the problem could return at any moment, probably when the connection gets cold and wet.
It's strange, when someone hands me a cold beer, my communication rate goes way up.
2,019
posted on
02/24/2008 8:04:19 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If straw man Obama hadn't been so active, Dorothy's water toss wouldn't have made Hillary melt down.)
To: NicknamedBob
My connection tends to have the same problem. I even went so far as to move the entire phone line junction box into my attic (if you could call it that), such that there are no exposed connections on the exterior of the house. Still have problems sometimes, and of course my internet provider always says the problems on my end. I still don’t understand how one minute I can have a perfect connection, and the next nothing...with no changes to the line. GGGGRRRRRRR.....
2,020
posted on
02/24/2008 8:13:52 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
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