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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Monkey Face
1,901
posted on
02/22/2008 11:43:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: sionnsar
Wow! My parents lived in Ketchikan for a while. They were also on Kodiak.
But that was before my time...;o]
1,902
posted on
02/22/2008 11:44:59 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: sionnsar
Any illegals attached to that suitcase?
1,903
posted on
02/22/2008 11:45:44 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
1,904
posted on
02/22/2008 11:54:52 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; ...
1,905
posted on
02/22/2008 11:55:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: rottndog
Yummy! Got enough for me? I’m tarvin a DEF!
1,906
posted on
02/22/2008 11:56:05 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Any illegals attached to that suitcase? All legit -- including the silk scarf I just gave to LoM.
1,907
posted on
02/22/2008 12:19:19 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
LOL!
I bought five Pashmina shawls when I went to Pak. NICE!!!
1,908
posted on
02/22/2008 12:21:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
1,909
posted on
02/22/2008 12:42:29 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Responsibility2nd
Brilliant! I sent the link to all my kids and friends!
1,910
posted on
02/22/2008 12:44:20 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
(Democrats lie because they must.)
To: sionnsar
Lucious, actually. I think I paid $10 for each one, and the same size here is around $600. :o])
1,911
posted on
02/22/2008 12:44:22 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Wow!
Went through a bit of a panic a few minutes ago when I couldn't find my passport -- especially considering I'll need it again a week from tomorrow.
1,912
posted on
02/22/2008 12:48:07 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
I had my heart set on Pashmina the first time I ever saw one, but didn’t think I could ever afford one.
Then I went to Pak... the rest is hysterical!
*wink-wink*
I felt like I was going to OD...
1,913
posted on
02/22/2008 12:52:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
One Steak Left....
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm..............
Nap Time...
1,914
posted on
02/22/2008 12:54:11 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: rottndog
1,915
posted on
02/22/2008 12:55:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
Think I’m going to go work on the Bangalore photoset now...
1,916
posted on
02/22/2008 1:07:50 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
1,917
posted on
02/22/2008 1:30:20 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face
};oþ
1,918
posted on
02/22/2008 1:47:32 PM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: rottndog
1,919
posted on
02/22/2008 3:21:43 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick; rottndog
If it’s Friday, I’ll just bless the steak and declare it “fish!”
Then I’ll eat it and enjoy it! LOL!
1,920
posted on
02/22/2008 3:29:18 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
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