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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^ | William M Briggs

Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat

A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”

Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”

The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Monkey Face; TheMyth; sionnsar; fanfan; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; SandyInSeattle; ...

I guess the oddest thing to get used to, when living in a habitat in space, (and we have three habitats!), in addition to the lower gravity, is the lack of seasons.

That alone makes it seem as though you are living indoors. All three habitats have a “shirt-sleeve” environment, even though the large open spaces give them something of an outdoors feel.

More than anything else, I guess it resembles a shopping mall. That perception is probably enhanced by having so many little shops everywhere, especially in Habs A and B.

It sure feels like home to me, though.


1,821 posted on 02/20/2008 3:41:50 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
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To: NicknamedBob; TheMyth; rottndog; sionnsar

Yepper!

Home Sweet Home!

I can’t help but wish sionnsar was back. We need to get the distillery up and running again. I mean, St. Paddy’s Day is coming!


1,822 posted on 02/20/2008 3:45:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; TheMyth
In sionnsar's absence and in his honor:

1,823 posted on 02/20/2008 3:50:23 PM PST by rottndog (If the Left obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would learn to obey the 10th Amendment.)
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To: rottndog; sionnsar

Good man!


1,824 posted on 02/20/2008 3:51:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

We’ve been bottling that stuff for years. There should be a pretty good inventory.

Truth to tell, I’ve been using the microbreweries. Nothing like fresh beer. You can even feel guilty about releasing all that carefully sequestered carbon dioxide when you open the bottle.


1,825 posted on 02/20/2008 3:52:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
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To: NicknamedBob

I prefer a fresh beer meself, but it puts me to sleep...

:o|


1,826 posted on 02/20/2008 3:56:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Yeah, well just think what would happen to the S.F. Bay Area commute if a late night rain cleared up and gave way to a hard overnight freeze. Can you say “natural selection”?


1,827 posted on 02/20/2008 4:07:00 PM PST by HKMk23 (TAG! You're IT!!)
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To: Monkey Face; TheMyth

The Undead Thread is where you end up if you roll “00” on your saving throw. TWO in-a-row is “Divine Intervention”, so the UT is in pretty high cotton.


1,828 posted on 02/20/2008 4:09:30 PM PST by HKMk23 (TAG! You're IT!!)
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To: HKMk23

Which is why I’m here...I’m tall!

;o])

*snort*


1,829 posted on 02/20/2008 4:11:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; TheMyth
"The Undead Thread is where you end up if you roll “00” on your saving throw. TWO in-a-row is “Divine Intervention”, so the UT is in pretty high cotton."

Well, we have some cotton crops. Not as much as you might think, because we also have plenty of various types of wool, and we have other fibers as well.

Bamboo can produce elegant fabrics, and there is even a nascent silk industry on board. No sense letting the mulberry trees serve only one purpose.

The real fabric production emphasis, of course, is in carbon fiber. We're using it all over the place to strengthen things.

Fortunately, we still have plenty of carbon in our cycle. Initially, it gets compressed as CO2 and stored in the reaction tanks, so access to it is quite easy.

1,830 posted on 02/20/2008 4:28:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
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To: NicknamedBob

I love the silk worms...but hate the mulberrry trees...

Not much feels as good as raw silk next to the skin.

;o])


1,831 posted on 02/20/2008 4:32:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Mulberries aren’t as tasty as other berries, but I understand they help in the jelling process. So the thing to do is mix them in with more flavorful varieties.

Hmm. That would indicate that mulberries and cranberries would be a good mix. Anyone want to try it?

(”I’m not going to try it. YOU try it!”)


1,832 posted on 02/20/2008 4:56:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
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To: NicknamedBob

Silk worms only eat mulberry leaves.
As far as I’m concerned, that’s all the trees are good for.


1,833 posted on 02/20/2008 4:58:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, certainly, that’s all the leaves are good for.

My mulberry tree gives me shade, mulberries, and regular messes to clean up, but so far no silk.


1,834 posted on 02/20/2008 5:08:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Hillary is a member of the Senate, but the house is circling overhead . . .)
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To: NicknamedBob

Like I said....

This valley is full of mulberry trees. They give great shade in the summer, but they also attract birds with nasty habits, so one avoids the sidewalks that are anywhere near the trees.

The other “pest” is Russian olive trees. Both are banned, now, but DANG!!! Those trees live SOOO long!


1,835 posted on 02/20/2008 5:11:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (It's not the load that breaks you down but the way you carry it.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan

I’ve got a clear shot of the moon, and something appears to be happening to it.

Cue “Twilight Zone” music.

(Special note to equipment engineers monitoring our Lunar North Pole base, we’re about to experience a power interruption.)


1,836 posted on 02/20/2008 6:15:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If straw man Obama hadn't been so active, Dorothy's water toss wouldn't have made Hillary melt down.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Several of my family members are out looking at the moon. I need to take a shower. Or shake a tower, or something.


1,837 posted on 02/20/2008 6:54:21 PM PST by Tax-chick (If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; fanfan; Dead Corpse

Our tower on the moon elevates the solar collector to the point where it is always bathed in sunlight. — except during an eclipse.

That is the reason to locate at the Lunar Pole. With twenty-four hour sunlight, one has sufficient power to operate an extensive base. Other than the equipment which is intended to monitor or act on the lunar surface, everything is underground.

Our hydroponics tunnels have all been excavated, but only half are growing plants. The problem is a lack of sufficient water. We suppliment our present supply with ice found in polar craters, but that is a rather tedious process. One has to be careful not to lose the ice to sublimation.

The rest of it comes from cooking it out of lunar ores. As the water quantity increases, our capacity to welcome human visitors back to the moon will increase. Soon we will have the capability to support a full-time crew of from twelve to twenty.

Having people available at close range will speed up construction projects, even those located at, for example, the center of the moon’s near side. There we will have to construct a base to interact with the beanstalk cable that will eventually be sent down from the balance point between the moon and Earth.

Once that cable is tethered, supplies and personnel will be able to ride the elevator up to space. Or down.

That beanstalk is only useful for sending and receiving things from Earth. To launch elsewhere in the system, you would have to use the Earth beanstalk, which whips around pretty good in order to counteract Earth’s gravity.

The lunar beanstalk is just balanced between Earth’s attraction and the lunar attachment, although both have about the same length, nearly sixty thousand miles.

Of course, that’s all in the future. Right now, we’re still trying to get our spider robots to learn how to handle tomatoes.


1,838 posted on 02/20/2008 7:22:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If straw man Obama hadn't been so active, Dorothy's water toss wouldn't have made Hillary melt down.)
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First from PST...

We survived the eclipse!!!


1,839 posted on 02/21/2008 2:13:30 AM PST by rottndog (If the Left obeyed the 10th Commandment, maybe they would learn to obey the 10th Amendment.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Initially, it gets compressed as CO2 and stored in the reaction tanks, so access to it is quite easy.

And occasionally it gets used to shoot paintball's, BB's, and the rare cannon ball across the forest.

We are also using a lot of ceramic, carbon in a isometric-hexoctahedral crystal lattice, and C60 aggregate nanorods in some of our cconstruction efforts. Allotrope's can be a lot of fun and extracting the base elements from carbonaceous chondrite is ridiculously easy when you have the surplus energy production capacity our "shuttles" give us.

1,840 posted on 02/21/2008 5:10:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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