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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
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| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Darksheare; DJ MacWoW; Darkchylde; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; rottndog
Well, maybe not, but as Bob likes to remind us: This is a family thread.
*snort*
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posted on
02/12/2008 3:48:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Darksheare
I don’t feel so great either, join the club.
1,322
posted on
02/12/2008 3:49:43 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: Monkey Face; DJ MacWoW; Darkchylde; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; rottndog
Well, yes.
But remember, spay and neuter your pets for their sake and everyone’s.
*groan*
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posted on
02/12/2008 3:49:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: darkangel82
She likes to claim sickness when she isn’t.
So coming from her, it is taken with a salt lick block.
(She called out, claimed to be sick, and was seen not two hours later at the loal mall.)
1,324
posted on
02/12/2008 3:51:09 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
LOL!
Like I said: STAPLE HER!
1,325
posted on
02/12/2008 3:52:13 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Darksheare
Maybe it was all in her head. Or she can have whatever I have if she wants to be sick.
1,326
posted on
02/12/2008 3:52:17 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: darkangel82
You’re better off not getting close enough to her to get her sick.
You might have to amputate body parts to regain your freedom.
1,327
posted on
02/12/2008 3:54:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Yup and my family’s on the thread. :-D
1,328
posted on
02/12/2008 3:55:21 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: Darksheare
1,329
posted on
02/12/2008 3:56:09 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: Monkey Face
Archer T-50, when you absolutely need to reupholster... things.
1,330
posted on
02/12/2008 3:56:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: DJ MacWoW; redhead; fanfan
See? It IS a “family thread.”
Ohyah...I forgot MY own family, too! LOL!
1,331
posted on
02/12/2008 3:58:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Darksheare
That would be my choice. (I think I have one in my toolbox...)
1,332
posted on
02/12/2008 3:59:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: darkangel82
Yes.
Her checklist goes thus: Is it breathing? If not, is it still warm? Is it remotely male? Is it blind? Can it be blinded readily? Is it financially well off enough for my purposes?
1,333
posted on
02/12/2008 3:59:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Darksheare
Ugggh, what a leach. I guess I’ll go back to drinking orange soda and puking, then.
1,334
posted on
02/12/2008 4:00:53 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: Monkey Face
Works wonders, multipurpose.
1,335
posted on
02/12/2008 4:04:32 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Monkey Face
The only problem with that is Mom gets blamed for, um, character. ;)
1,336
posted on
02/12/2008 4:04:42 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: darkangel82
Envision a slightly thinner Rosie O.D.
1,337
posted on
02/12/2008 4:07:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: DJ MacWoW
Well, see...I nipped that in the bud: I told them once they hit 14, they were responsible for ALL decisions, and if they made bad ones, they had to live with the consequences.
My kids are SOO straight! Of course, some lessons had to be repeated a time or two before it sunk in. ;o])
1,338
posted on
02/12/2008 4:08:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Monkey Face
But everyone LIKES mine because they’re twisted. LOL
1,339
posted on
02/12/2008 4:09:56 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW
See?
Of course, mine have their quirks, but they’re funny, like your kids...well, OK...close
1,340
posted on
02/12/2008 4:12:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
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