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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Dead Corpse
Top van de pagina naar u!
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posted on
02/12/2008 10:26:01 AM PST
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Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Monkey Face
1,302
posted on
02/12/2008 10:26:49 AM PST
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Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
1,303
posted on
02/12/2008 10:27:02 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Monkey Face
1,304
posted on
02/12/2008 10:31:52 AM PST
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sionnsar
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To: sionnsar
1,305
posted on
02/12/2008 10:32:40 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Monkey Face
Hope you’re feeling better! We had vegetarian calzone instead of the pizza buffet - but it probably had a million points anyway!
I’ll skip Bill’s Mexican chicken dinner and eat a dish of leftover pumpkin soup.
1,306
posted on
02/12/2008 1:42:16 PM PST
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Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I had a Chicken Taco Salad with an iced tea for lunch. Probably 85 degrees out in Riverside today. Beautiful.
1,307
posted on
02/12/2008 1:43:47 PM PST
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rottndog
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To: rottndog
50 and drizzling here. Bill just got back from running.
1,308
posted on
02/12/2008 1:45:22 PM PST
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Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: Tax-chick
I like drizzle. Sometimes.
1,309
posted on
02/12/2008 1:46:23 PM PST
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rottndog
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To: Tax-chick; callisto
Winter goo here at the moment.
No zombie invasion though.
*drats*
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posted on
02/12/2008 2:02:18 PM PST
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Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare
1,311
posted on
02/12/2008 2:22:21 PM PST
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rottndog
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To: Tax-chick; All
That's better than what we're getting here
now.
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posted on
02/12/2008 2:42:50 PM PST
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darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: darkangel82
1,313
posted on
02/12/2008 3:06:06 PM PST
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Tax-chick
("Good guy wins, bad guy gets dead. Nothing to cry over here." ~ trimom)
To: Darksheare
"No zombie invasion though."
I would say "sorry to hear your weather is bad," but it looks like your getting snow and I'm jealous! I learned to drive in knee-deep snow on Long Island. Coming from NC I thought they were crazy, but it turns out it was fun!! BTW, nights like tonight are prime for zombies. Just in case, read this quickly...
The Zombie Survival Guide, :)
1,314
posted on
02/12/2008 3:27:22 PM PST
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callisto
(CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
To: rottndog
*snif-snif*
Excellent photos!
*HUG*
1,315
posted on
02/12/2008 3:28:47 PM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Tax-chick
A million ~ schlamillion. You do it once in a while with a friend, so the points don’t count. ;o]
I ate and immediately regretted it, even though I was pretty hungry. *sigh*
I suspect I’ll be looking for some bread soon, since I have no crackers...
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posted on
02/12/2008 3:38:01 PM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: callisto
Unfortunately, the weather means my relief will call out in the morning, again.
(Her exact words at 0252 this morning were, “Oh, I must be sick. I hope I don’t have the flu.”)
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posted on
02/12/2008 3:38:14 PM PST
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Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: callisto
1,318
posted on
02/12/2008 3:38:42 PM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Darksheare
That sucks. Too bad you can’t staple her feet to the floor....
1,319
posted on
02/12/2008 3:39:51 PM PST
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Monkey Face
(Many minds should be closed for repairs.)
To: Monkey Face
That’s not the part of her that needs stapling.
*snicker*
1,320
posted on
02/12/2008 3:46:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
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