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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. “Clearly, this is a very troubling result,” said Dr. Harrister, “If we don’t do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: NicknamedBob
1,001
posted on
02/09/2008 6:44:20 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: rottndog
you gots teh one thousand.
I never drink vodka, just the scent of it gives me a headache.
1,002
posted on
02/09/2008 6:45:07 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: rottndog
Are saying you should wash your kids hair,then wash your feet and then use the same vodka as a mouth wash and ten drink it?
1,003
posted on
02/09/2008 6:47:38 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Pro football is just a nanny state version of rugby!)
To: rottndog; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
You spit this stuff out and you are nuts.
Of course you buy a bottle and you are even more nuts. Or Montgomery Brewster.
1,004
posted on
02/09/2008 6:48:44 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Pretty. I’m not a vodka drinker. Russian gasoline. But a cheap variety is a good base for fruit liqueurs, if you’ve got time on your hands.
1,005
posted on
02/09/2008 7:04:07 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Political zombies need brains, but they hunger only for taxes." ~ NicknamedBob)
To: ThomasThomas
Only so long as you don’t remember the next morning.
1,006
posted on
02/09/2008 7:28:28 PM PST
by
rottndog
(Let us NEVER FORGET, those that have paid the HIGHEST PRICE for our FREEDOM!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
1,007
posted on
02/09/2008 7:35:58 PM PST
by
rottndog
(Let us NEVER FORGET, those that have paid the HIGHEST PRICE for our FREEDOM!)
To: Monkey Face
Ah! My loyal subjects!
ROFL!
1,008
posted on
02/09/2008 8:32:53 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com; http://starcmc.wordpress.com/ - The Enemedia is inside the gates.)
To: StarCMC; Monkey Face
Best loyalty money can buy!
1,009
posted on
02/09/2008 8:49:10 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When will John McCain realize those MSM slaps on the back were just posting "Kick Me!" signs?)
To: NicknamedBob; StarCMC; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face
How much vodka can you buy with loyalty money?
1,010
posted on
02/09/2008 10:33:57 PM PST
by
rottndog
(Let us NEVER FORGET, those that have paid the HIGHEST PRICE for our FREEDOM!)
To: All
Good Night....
Last Post!
1,011
posted on
02/09/2008 10:37:53 PM PST
by
rottndog
(Let us NEVER FORGET, those that have paid the HIGHEST PRICE for our FREEDOM!)
To: rottndog
Good morning, merry sunshine! Baby was up at 4:30, singing the alphabet and bonking me with his massive bald head. I feel like the Lilliputians were beating me with tiny hammers all night!
And now, off to copy lyrics for the Spanish Mass.
1,012
posted on
02/10/2008 4:57:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Political zombies need brains, but they hunger only for taxes." ~ NicknamedBob)
To: rottndog; StarCMC
"How much vodka can you buy with loyalty money?" Enough to remain loyal for many hours, possibly days.
1,013
posted on
02/10/2008 6:12:25 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When will John McCain realize those MSM slaps on the back were just posting "Kick Me!" signs?)
To: NicknamedBob
Too much loyalty can be a bad thing.
1,014
posted on
02/10/2008 6:35:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Political zombies need brains, but they hunger only for taxes." ~ NicknamedBob)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All
1,015
posted on
02/10/2008 7:05:08 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: Tax-chick
“Everything in moderation.”
Except once in a while...;o]
1,016
posted on
02/10/2008 8:12:31 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(If earwigs get the name from crawling into ears, where does the word "cockroach" come from?)
To: Monkey Face
Feeling loyal this morning?
1,017
posted on
02/10/2008 8:13:43 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Political zombies need brains, but they hunger only for taxes." ~ NicknamedBob)
To: Tax-chick
Yes. Of course. But I may change my mind, soon.
:oþ
1,018
posted on
02/10/2008 8:16:07 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(If earwigs get the name from crawling into ears, where does the word "cockroach" come from?)
Today as I sit huddled in my warm robe, (the furnace is on the blink, it is 1 degree and snowing, church is canceled) I have decided to count my blessings. I have a whole bucket load
First off I am thankful for my husband and not just because he made me a three tier hanging basket to keep my lemons, limes and oranges from spoiling. How often do you find a guy who can cook, hammer a nail and give good back rubs?
I am thankful for a new job, while so many are out of work I upgraded. No more six day weeks or 4:00am starts!
I am thankful that my dad is getting better. About a week ago he was injured when a aerosol can that had been tossed into the burn pit exploded. Although he was burned his eyes and his lungs and throat were untouched. Which is a blessing as quality medical help is a short five hour plane ride away. (providing you get injured on a day the planes are flying).
I am thankful that Number One Niece got a full scholarship and a job where she earns college "life learning credit" as well as pocket money.
I am thankful for my church and pastor who have helped keep me on the straight and narrow. When ever I fall they are waiting to pick me up, dust me off and help me get back on my way.
I am thankful for the friends I have made here. You have enriched my life more then you can ever know.
1,019
posted on
02/10/2008 8:56:16 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: rottndog
It do. That is the world’s most expencive vodka at a million bucks a bottle. It is filtered through crushed gemstones. My only question is, why gemstones?
1,020
posted on
02/10/2008 8:59:18 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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