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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-07 (DUmmies Support Vandalism On HUmmer)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When was the last time you heard of Leftwing environ-whackos vandalizing the private jets of either Al Gore or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.? Each of those private jets consumes way more fuel than a Hummer yet it appears that is perfectly okay with them when a Hummer is vandalized since it belongs to a regular private citizen. Before we proceed further, let me quote from the Washinton Post ARTICLE, titled, "Hummer Owner Gets Angry Message."

On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in disapproval at his "dream car."

It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

"The thought of somebody vandalizing it never crossed my mind," said Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother in a three-story home in the 4300 block of Brandywine Street NW in American University Park. "I've kind of been in shock."

Now, as Groves ponders what to do with the remains of his $38,000 SUV, he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

Among the people who have taken smug satisfaction from the vandalism of Gareth Groves' Hummer are many DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Hummer owner gets angry message." Apparently Gareth Groves' great sin is that he wasn't a liberal political type burning up fuel to go to Global Warming hysteria events to denounce the rest of us for wasting energy. Then his Hummer would have been given a free pass just as the private jets of the likes of Al Gore or RFK, Jr. are. So let us now watch the DUmmies get grim satisfaction in Bolhsevik Red of the destruction of a Hummer while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what the stats are in fuel consumption camparisons between Groves' Hummer and the private jets of the liberals referenced above, is in the [brackets]:

Hummer owner gets angry message.

[Which DUmmies approve.]

Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

[The DUmmie ends justify the means.]

Beats driving big obnoxious vehicles to get your message out there.

[What about flying around in big obnoxious private jets?]

A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree.

[Most DUmmies are cool with that just as they are cool with Al Gore and RFK, Jr. flying around on gas guzzling private jets.]

Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?

[Imagine how much this DUmmie would screech in outrage if someone vandalized his tricycle.]

I'm surprised by the amount of support for these assholes. Cowards vandalize a working person's property in the middle of the night. I hope they are held accountable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?

[The chances of that are between nil and none.]

He lived with his mother....didn't want to pay rent. He's 32 and still living at home, probably in the basement on his computer all day lurking in DU and heaping praise on Bush at the freeper site. Skin head, buddy from Alabama.

[Actually the DUmmies are the ones living in Mommie's basement while hanging out all day and night in DUmmieland.]

Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on.

[What about the oil used to fuel the private jets of Al Gore and RFK, Jr.?]

BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze

[We are sorry his dream car does not meet DUmmie approval. Would you prefer it if he drove a Pious?]

No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer.

[So all Hummer owners should expect vandalism on their Hummers for not being Politically Correct?]

The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?

[Private jets to fly in to Global Warming hysteria events?]

It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose.

[Private jets used to transport hypocritical liberals?]

The Hummer has no legitimate use, not even "point A to point B" uses. There are far cheaper and less environmentally hazardous vehicles out there. A Hummer is a deliberate choice of conspicuous consumption and a big middle finger to Mother Nature.

[The middle fingers of Al Gore and RFK, Jr. are a lot bigger than a Hummer owner's middle finger.]

I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.

[The Al Qaeda Manifesto.]


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I'm making my big move to the townhouse this weekend. Hopefully there will be a smooth transition with my Comcast cable but, if not, the DUFUs might be out of action for a few days. Also I will be busy moving my stuff in general so don't be surprised if the DUFU editions for the next week or so will be a bit spotty.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!!!


3 posted on 07/19/2007 6:20:55 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

Noooo, DUmmie . . . as we discussed yesterday, that's what late-model convertible Corvettes are for.
4 posted on 07/19/2007 6:23:38 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Missed it by milliseconds. Still first.

I wonder what those DUmmies would think about somebody unleashing some mercury from Priuses; after all, the Prius leaves a larger enviromental footprint than the Hummer.

5 posted on 07/19/2007 6:23:43 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: Xenalyte

So what color bathrobe was Charles wearing in his Houston hotel room? :-)


6 posted on 07/19/2007 6:25:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10?


7 posted on 07/19/2007 6:26:00 AM PDT by murdoog
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


8 posted on 07/19/2007 6:27:09 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If Fred Thompson had been at Thermopylae, the movie would have been called 1." - IMAO)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


9 posted on 07/19/2007 6:28:03 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Xenalyte

You made me snicker. I personally witnessed my ex walk up to a middle aged man getting out of his new Corvette and say, “Nice car. Too bad about the size of your dick.”


10 posted on 07/19/2007 6:28:09 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Ratzaz! There. I do give one about something.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Whatever color transparent is, that’s what color it was. ;p

Actually, I must apologize to Charles . . . unexpected work got in my way and I didn’t call him. (Was trying to get some Houston FReepers together, but we’re not the most spontaneous bunch.)


11 posted on 07/19/2007 6:32:01 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have a good time moving, P-J.

It’s a chore, but it can be fun if one wishes it.


12 posted on 07/19/2007 6:35:05 AM PDT by franksolich (197 down, 533 to go.....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.
13 posted on 07/19/2007 6:39:14 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?"

Said the DUmmie who is obviously self-testing his/her touch-typing skills; training his/her pinkie to properly activiate the SHIFT key!

14 posted on 07/19/2007 6:41:42 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Maybe s/he is a newspaper editor and is practicing writing headlines?)
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To: Xenalyte
Noooo, DUmmie . . . as we discussed yesterday, that’s what late-model convertible Corvettes are for.

Actually all the DUmmies can afford to compensate for their shortcomings is late-model Chevettes.
15 posted on 07/19/2007 6:41:46 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Occam's razor. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but 99%+ is not too shabby.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"What what a f*cking Guido that guy is"

I am assuming this DUmmie isn't really bigoted against Italians.

16 posted on 07/19/2007 6:44:53 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (What would Skinner have done if he had used "Tyrone" instead of "Guido"?)
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To: franksolich
It’s a chore, but it can be fun if one wishes it.

FUn? No way! I am NOT looking forward to this at all.

17 posted on 07/19/2007 6:46:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have."

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

Democratchik votes from the homeless?

18 posted on 07/19/2007 6:46:57 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

In my travels I have discovered that more “lefties” than “righties” are driving Hummers. I guess hypocrisy isn’t a part of their lexicon (although they all live by it)...


19 posted on 07/19/2007 6:47:58 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix
Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.
One side is always weaker than the other, and therefore loses in any disagreement. The idea that this justifies violence on the part of the weaker side is laughably moronic, i.e. DUmmielike.

But if you want to try to settle everything by violence, go right ahead bottom-feeders. Who has the guns, and who doesn't?

20 posted on 07/19/2007 6:53:14 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Occam's razor. It doesn't work 100% of the time, but 99%+ is not too shabby.)
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