[PJ-Comix]

I am in the middle of closing on a larger abode so my DUFU posts might be a bit spotty for the next couple of weeks. We just found the place exactly 3 weeks ago and will be closing tomorrow. I'll be moving in over the next couple of weeks. I'll still be here in Broward County. Just about 8 miles West of my current location. One big advantage will be roominess. My current pad is on the small side. When a friend once visited I asked if he preferred a West or an East view for his bedroom location. When he answered, I tossed a pillow to one side of the sofa so he could awake to the sight of the west wall of the livingroom. New location a lot bigger so I can actually have visitors stay over without having to make use of the sofa as a dormitory.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[steveegg]

Algore wants to change the world
But he doesn't know what to do
So he won't leave it up to you

Top 5, BTW

[cripplecreek]

Al Gore may have changed the world today!!!

Sounds like the title of a Beatles song.

[Mike Darancette]

It is a little cooler here today.

[Roscoe Karns]

You did it my friend. Now you are cool.
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Cool? Me?
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Sure. The media, Hollywood, MTV. They've all said so.
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Well...
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Don't be so modest. Have you looked in the mirror
lately? My man, you are dripping with cool. You're
Samuel L. Jackson and Steve McQueen all rolled into one.
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Oh, come on. Steve McQueen? Though
I did drive an old Mustang that one summer...
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Bet you looked great in turtlenecks too.
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Well, yes. Dickies actually.
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You know, It would be a shame to
let so much cool go to waste. Look over there.
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Why don't you try some of your
cool self-depreciating humor on them?
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Yeah. Why don't I? Hey, one
looks a little like Ali MacGraw!
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Ahem... Hi, ladies, I'm Al Gore, and
I used to be the next president of the United States!
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Get it? ...used to be the next president... ha ha..
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$#@*&^ loser.

[Bahbah]

I read the title. When I stop laughing, I’ll go back and read it.

[Petronski]

Gaia touched the hem of His garment, and She is healed!

Praise algore!

[rockrr]

Yea, they used a thousand times more energy in their pointless crusade and revealed their lunacy to the world. Big whoop!

[COBOL2Java]

Al Gore had a concert?

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Every time I hear algore I am moved to use half a roll of Charmin and flush several times.

Thanks for the FUnnies this morning!

[DJ MacWoW]

Typical DUmmies...............all feelings and no substance.

[Kaslin]

I went to a Party For The Planet Night... Unfortunately, it was a bogus address. No doubt a troll of some sort.

Bwaaaaaahahahaha

[AlexW]

Hope for a Dope... I love it. It is so perfect for these childish morons, but there is really ZERO hope for a Goreon worshiper.

[samiam1972]

“Not only has the music and the performers been wonderful, but a sub-theme of this whole day has been the promotion of our multi-cultural earth and the positive results we can achieve if we just cooperate.”

Okay, this just made me throw up a little bit. Truly a *gag* moment!

[weegee]

“Al Gore is reminding us of the America we used to know!!!”

And it was only 20 years ago that Al Gore and his wife Tipper were leading congressional obscenity hearings into bands like The Red Hot Chili Poopers.

He played on our fears again and again.

Frank Zappa and John Denver are rolling in their graves at this foolish spectacle.

[mnehring]

I flipped over a couple of times and the one thing that struck me was the New Jersey venue was only half full.. plus, where are the pictures of the ‘aftermath’.. How much trash did these enviros leave all over the place?

[gate2wire]

The Presidency would be a prison for Gore. Now, he can do as he likes, go where he wants and when he wants.

Wait a minute, I thought that was Bush's problem...he does what he wants, when he wants, where he wants. Seems to me, if algore was president, he could order the world to stop warming. Remember all that good anti-warming stuff he did when he was VP...uh...never mind.

[xtinct]

"The whole point of these concerts" and Gore's earlier Chicken Little Warnings is to make a buck for himself and his fellow libshits in Hollywood and in newly created liberal enterprises that promise a citizen "solution" to this latest liberal cause.

I prefer to believe Richard Lindzen Ph.D., MIT (Climate of Fear) and other noted climatologists' explanations for the earth's 1/2 degree temperature increase over a dimwitted divinity student, Al Gore.

What was that our great grandpappy's used to call idiots like Al Gore = Snake Oil Salesman

[benjibrowder]

Al, Al, Al, they didn’t go to the Live Earth concert to listen to a sermon about Earth, they went to Live Earth because of the bands.

I’m still laughing at that one person’s mistake that this was that thing Nelson Mandela was putting together...

Whatever happened to that? One.org?

[Duke Nukum]

When people talk about mind control, the tin foil hat alerts come out, but what is Global Warming(TM) if not some form of mind control? It is completely insane to believe in and yet the news media and politicians keep pushing the lie. And then intellectual cripples like the DUmmies all end up believing it.

It’s complete insanity and incredible hubris.

And then the people telling other people who to live to “reduce” their carbon footprints have a footprint 100 times the size of Sasquatch. And yet all the DUmmies follow them over the cliff.

There is a line in Philip K. Dick: Mental illness is not funny.

There’s a line from someone else, don’t know who or the exact quote but it’s something like: No matter how much or how long I starve myself, I cannot feed the entire world.

Well a DUmmie cannot hide in his mommy’s basement long enough to effect global climate change.

It is such stupidity it is alarming. In fact, the stupidity of the DUmmies and Gorebalists is more harmful to the world then is the fake Global Warming(TM) they crusade against. In fact, it has been when certain regions experienced cooling periods that the greatest suffering has occurred.

It is such stupidity that it can only be some form of mind control. So pass me the tin foil hat (even though it’s the copper lined hats that actually work ;)).