[Enosh]

Nope, your post to me was #363, not #364. My bad.

Now repeat after me:

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

[Asclepius]

Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Would that this were true. If the person to whom you refer could get a date then perhaps he or she could behave more responsibly in the public fora of this community.

Here is the sad part: now I am off-topic too. This is how trolls work.

[Turret Gunner A20]

re; 383

I like your poem — but that self-appraisal sound more like if came from big A — particularly the ‘gay’ part. Based on what we have seem of his modesty, It does seem to fit, doesn't’t it?

[Elsie]

I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

Ah! You have the CORRECT lyrics!!

Way back in the '90's, I went to a high school production of WSS and was jarred when I heard this:

...
I feel pretty and witty and BRIGHT
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me TONIGHT...

Since WSS is one of my favorites, it was extremely telling that the words had been changed to 'protect' sensitive ears.

I don't know for sure, but if they tried this today, the Homo community would be up in arms, protesting and being really obnoxious!!

(And that would just be the school's Glee Gay Club!!!)